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Jason Momoa's Bodyguards

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Jason Momoa's Bodyguards refers to a series of memes centered around a viral 2017 photograph of actor Jason Momoa walking next to his two bodyguards. After a user highlighted that Momoa significantly surpasses his security team in size, the image became a subject of If You Ever Feel Useless memes and posts in which users made humorous assumptions about the purpose of the bodyguards.

Origin

On January 27th, 2017, several news outlets including Daily Mail[1] posted a photograph of actor Jason Momoa next to two of his bodyguards near Jimmy Kimmel Live! studio (shown below, left). On the same day, Twitter[2] user @IcecreamGenius posted the photograph, writing that Momoa's bodyguards looked like "mini-bosses" compared to Momoa. The tweet (shown below, right) received over 33,900 retweets and 67,700 likes in four years.


CB ... @lcecreamGenius one day i wanna be so jacked that my professional bodyguards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me 2:28 PM · Jan 27, 2017 · Twitter Web Client

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The tweet was followed by a number of humorous posts about Momoa and his bodyguards in the following days. For example, on January 28th, 2017, Twitter[3] user @Grizzly_Berry posted a meme that received over 2,100 retweets and 3,600 likes in four years (shown below, left).


Jordan Newberry @Grizzly_Berry ... "Mr. Momoa?" "Ah, yes, I must be your new bodyguard." "Actually, sir, we're your-" "Don't worry, l'll keep you two safe." 6:27 PM · Jan 28, 2017 · Twitter for Android " Rachel JS/ L @notrachelray ... Jason momoa is so massive his body guards look like aggro that follows an important enemy for a quest around 10:53 AM - Jan 30, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone

In late December 2018, the image again gained popularity as a subject of jokes after on December 12th Twitter[4] user @Cinesnark tweeted the image, writing "What even is the point of Jason Momoa's bodyguards," with the now-deleted post gaining over 28,800 retweets and 93,400 likes in two years (examples[5][6] shown below).


This Tweet was deleted by the Tweet author. Learn more Jim Slotek @jimslotek ... Replying to @Cinesnark All assailants must work their way up to battling Jason. 9:02 PM · Dec 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPad This Tweet was deleted by the Tweet author. Learn more David Atchison ... @DavidNAtchison Replying to @Cinesnark Jason Momoa's bodyguards look like Little Momoa Pokemon that haven't evolved into Jasons yet. 12:26 AM - Dec 14, 2018 from Los Angeles, CA - Twitter Web Client

On May 30th, 2021, Twitter[7] user @HeyokaEmpath01 again posted the image, writing, "Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa’s bodyguards." The tweet gained over 5,700 retweets and 91,300 likes in four days (shown below, left). In the following days, multiple users quote-retweeted the post, writing humorous assumptions about the purpose of the bodyguards. For example, a June 1st, 2021, tweet[8] by user @Thelaserbearguy received over 27,100 retweets and 214,700 likes in two days (shown below, right).


Heyoka @HeyokaEmpatho1 ... Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa's bodyguards e boredpanda.com 1:16 PM · May 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Matt Ley @Thelaserbearguy You know when the main boss has little orbs that float around to heal them and cast debuffs and s--- @HeyokaEmpath01 · May 30 Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa's bodyguards s Нeyoka 9:20 AM · Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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@jorb (4H9P65R) @jordizzle ... They're called Options. They tank enemy fire and allow Jason Mimosa to shoot 3 projectiles instead of just 1. @HeyokaEmpath01 · May 30 Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa's bodyguards s Нeyoka 12:51 PM · Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Marf ... @MarF_41 Isaac when he finds both sworn protector and guardian angel Heyoka @HeyokaEmpath01 · May 30 Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa's bodyguards 10:23 AM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App Max krieger's big moves @MaxKriegerVG ... you gotta attack them first before you attack jason mamoa or they'll heal him and cast reflect @HeyokaEmpath01 - May 30 Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa's bodyguards Нeyoka 11:54 AM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter Web App
Lulu @luulubuu in yakuza, you need to fight off some bodyguards to build up the heat level before the main battle @HeyokaEmpath01 · May 30 Can anyone explain the rationale for Jason Mamoa's bodyguards s 3 Неyoka 3:52 PM · Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App Gadot Warriors @GadotWarriors Gal Gadot and Jason Momoa protecting their bodyguards. 5:15 PM · Sep 22, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone IF YOU EVER FELT USELESS, PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT SILVERASH'S BODYGUARDS 192cm 182cm 177cm @重工组长于彦舒

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UnKewln00b
UnKewln00b

Fun fact, big strong guys still need bodyguards, not because they're weak and can't fight back, but because if they DO get attacked and were to wipe the fucking floor with the drunk fuck that tries to mess with them….They'd probably get their asses sued! Could you imagine a 5'4 man attacking Jason Momoa and getting ripped to shreds by the guy, then going to court suing him for damages, Jason tries to make a case when the prosecutors say "Your honor, there was no need for a hunking tower of a man like Mr Momoa to attack a short defenseless man like my client even if it was self defense! He used too much force!" and worse, the judge fucking agrees! So this way if someone attacks, send the more reasonably sized bodyguards and you get to walk away Scott free!

Same reason why Floyd Mayweather has bodyguards, he would easily beat his attackers to death with a few punches. Next thing you know you get some bullshit like the opening scenes of "Con Air" where the Judge goes "Your body is a trained weapon, what the fuck were you doing fighting random schmucks?!" and then prison time. So no, those Bodyguards aren't useless, they're the real heroes.

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