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#JohnMastodon leading his early followers to their first server

Jesse Hysell @jjhysell@historians.social #JohnMastodon leading his early followers to their first server. S BUBBA BRMINE GUMP Dec 17, 2022, 19:18 601 193
Jesse Hysell @jjhysell@historians.social #JohnMastodon leading his early followers to their first server. S BUBBA BRMINE GUMP Dec 17, 2022, 19:18 601 193

John Mastodon
mastodon post toot forrest gump

Neil Gaiman: John Mastodon must die

There were three men came out of the West Three kings both great and high And they have sworn a solemn oath John Mastodon must die. They took a tank and ran him down With bullets in his head And they have sworn a solemn oath John Mastodon was dead But when the Spring came kindly on And showers began to fall John Mastodon got up again And did surprise them all... Based on the song "John Barleycorn" (https://ingeb.org/songs/johnbarl.html)
There were three men came out of the West Three kings both great and high And they have sworn a solemn oath John Mastodon must die. They took a tank and ran him down With bullets in his head And they have sworn a solemn oath John Mastodon was dead But when the Spring came kindly on And showers began to fall John Mastodon got up again And did surprise them all... Based on the song "John Barleycorn" (https://ingeb.org/songs/johnbarl.html)

John Mastodon
mastodon poem screenshot neil gaiman