Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?

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Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano? is a copypasta and greentext post in which Obi-Wan Kenobi from the Star Wars franchise tells Luke Skywalker that he and Anakin Skywalker used to have sex with Anakin's apprentice Ahsoka Tano in great detail, describing her as "exotic teenage alien jailbait." The copypasta was first posted to 4chan's /tv/ board in 2018 and inspired memes over the following years on sites including Reddit, YouTube and iFunny.

Origin

In the Star Wars series Star Wars: The Clone Wars, a 14-year-old Ahsoka Tano is assigned as Anakin Skywalker's apprentice.^[1] As early as January 15th, 2016, anonymous 4chan^[2][3] users began posting a copypasta where Obi-Wan talks to Luke about Ahsoka. On January 17th, 2018, an anonymous user of 4chan's^[4] /tv/ board posted a lewd version of the copypasta where Obi-Wan describes in detail to Luke how he and Anakin used to have sex with Ahsoka. On March 3rd, another anonymous /tv/^[5] user posted a longer version of the copypasta, becoming the most popular version over the following years (shown below). This is the earliest known post to share the copypasta.

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Spread

The copypasta spread over the following years. On April 18th, 2019, it was posted to iFunny^[6] by RykersMuffins, garnering over 100 smiles in four years. On January 10th, 2020, YouTuber^[7] ShakitoSupreme posted an edit of a scene from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi where it appears as if Obi-Wan is reciting the copypasta to Luke, garnering over 167,000 views in three years (shown below). On January 12th, iFunny^[8] user MannateeMan posted the copypasta, garnering over 200 smiles in three years.

On May 30th, Redditor u/zltlalwll posted a meme to /r/anakinfucks^[9] referencing the copypasta, garnering over 2,100 upvotes in three years (shown below).

On January 29th, 2023, YouTuber^[10] JoJakelion posted a similar edit to YouTuber ShakitoSupreme but with higher quality and a more accurate voice to Obi-Wan's, garnering over 1.1 million views in eight months (shown below). On June 8th, TikToker^[11] @jamanoliver reposted the video, garnering over 143,000 views in three months.

On September 14th, Redditor u/Significant-Ad-1655 posted a meme to /r/SipsTea^[12] referencing the copypasta, garnering over 8,900 upvotes in a day (shown below).

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