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MARINTODD IN...APPEIITE FO Manne Todd respectfully a ked drections book store Wher he was planning toreturn the copy of The Femine Mystique he was regutred by Sharia law to read. A mealy mouthed little worm proressor glanced up disdainfully from hisTalamud and grinned, adjusting his Muslim kaffir and tu harem of wives which were wearing.burkh WER hatsjusthop skipdjump awa to himself at his clever manipulation of linguistics, which was a class he taught too Well, that's not how I'm getting there, MT roared, his high and tight haircut rippling like a tsunami. You got directions for those driving a Tracked Landing Vehicle to the campus Bi ing onnel-7? You could hear a pin drop, which is what the ibs balls did just then before MT crushedhim and ve bres EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: TODD BURPO aroset oheverphiblous vreh sler go ss I am a liberal parent. I raised daughter who is bi and poly. I always thought that I could accept anything that parenthood might throw at me. I knew that I could embrace my son if he were straight, gay, bi, trans, etc. If there is a controlling consciousness of the universe, it has a nasty sense of humor Putting it bluntly Stephen Joseph Williams arine Todd w returned tren n& class about Stalin at Harvard Datwewwty the da ater be

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Just filling in A Marine was taking colleges classes between his deployments to the great crusade against the terrorism. One of the courses had a professor that was an god and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into the class. His class was easily surprised. The proffessor looked up and said "l am gozer the destroyer, are you an God?" And then he told Marine Todd to choose the form of the destroyer. The marine punched Gozer the destroyer until he wasn't doing bad things anymore, and then he had sex with all the girls in the class, even if they didn't really want to, unless they were ugly. He also punched someone. The professor came to covered in ectoplasm and asked what had happened and Marine Toooodddddddddddd said "God loves our brave troops and blesses our crusade against the Muslim horde. If someone asks you if you are an god you say yes Ray The Professors name was Ray!
□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1] gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
Obama was giving a speech to soldiers at Camp Army Freedom Bringer in lraq and told them they were going to all convert to islam, and fight for the right to make everyone in lraq gay Marine Todd got up and said "I'm relieving you of command, commander in chief." He pulled down Obama's Mom jeans and all of the soldiers laughed at the disproval of the false stereotype about penises'. The soldiers decided to make Marine Todd president, but he declined because he needed to kill more enemies. Semper Fi
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