Mario Illumination Copypasta/ Speculated Mario Movie Trailer

Mario Illumination Copypasta/ Speculated Mario Movie Trailer

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"Mario Illumination copypasta" is a copypasta frequently quoted after the announcement of Mario being animated by one of Dreamworks studio, Illumination, last 2018. Infamous for producing boring children's movie sequels like Minions, Shrek 3, Pico x Chico x Coco and Rio 2, nobody was surprised when the copypasta was written, posted on 4chan and spread on mainstream internet media since the trailer is about as similar to any typical Illumination trailer as SSBU Richter is similar to SSBU Simon.

Origin

Earliest record shows that the first copypasta was written back in 5 January 2018.

>> Anonymous 01/05/18(Fri)11:17:55 No.97894270 >>97894403 >>97894882 >>97895038 >>97895103 >>97895165 >>97895188 >>97895210 >>97896194 >>97896260 >this summer.. >everyone's favorite plumber.... >is coming to the big screen >*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer! >*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY >*Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio >"in other news, princess peach has been-" >Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!" >Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man" >Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother." >two brothers will find themselves >Mario "what?! Peach is missing?" >Luigi "really?" >and maybe Peach >Mario "and bowser took her?" >Luigi "wow REALLY?" >but first they have to find Bowser >bowser: "I know what girls like!" >*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?" >*Peach kicks him in the balls* >"AAAAA My fire balls!" >who might need to be saved from peach >peach, voiced by who do you f------ think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!" >this summer is going to be >*montage of slap stick* >*bowser twerking* >Mario "aaawkward" >this summer is going to be... >*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending* >*toad doing a head spin* >"LIIIIIIIIT" >this summer is going to be! >*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie >SUPER >Super Mario Bros.

>this summer…
>everyone's favorite plumber…
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just… Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?”
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!”
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.

Spread

Earliest spread outside of 4chan is on Plebbit on 1 February 2018, which was posted on r/greentext gaining 142 upboats.
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/7ufttz/anon_predicts_the_trailer_for_illuminations_mario/

On 3 August 2018, the copypasta has been posted on r/copypasta section of Predditor, which gained 34 upboats.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9480cl/illuminations_super_mario_bros_trailer_from_4chan/

An updated version starts spreading around as soon as the official cast were announced back in a Nintendo Direct September 2022, with varying reactions.

>this summer…
>everyone's favorite plumber…
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Jack Black* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Charlie Day, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just… Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?”
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!”
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Anya Taylor-Joy "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be…
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.

After the official trailers

Because the official trailer did not feature ANY pop songs whatsoever, let alone the Tick Tock by Ke$ha, the twitter users has expressed mock disappointment on their echo chamber of a platorm

As a result, most official trailers have been edited to add in the music Tick Tock by Ke$ha, which was mentioned on both copypasta.

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