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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and r---- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and Il damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you bufoon. I'll s--- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o'it. You're fish food now, lad.
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and r---- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and Il damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you bufoon. I'll s--- fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o'it. You're fish food now, lad.

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Top Comments This has been flagged as spam hide Not Spam What the f--- did you just say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Roxxzor816 in reply to reprise71185 (Show the comment) 7 hours ago You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? ls that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you f------ moron. Badgeroverdose in reply to Roozor816 6 hours ago 56 THE LOLBRARY com/post 16667/
Top Comments This has been flagged as spam hide Not Spam What the f--- did you just say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Roxxzor816 in reply to reprise71185 (Show the comment) 7 hours ago You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? ls that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you f------ moron. Badgeroverdose in reply to Roozor816 6 hours ago 56 THE LOLBRARY com/post 16667/

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WHAT THE F--- DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME LL HANE YOU KNOW IGRADIA ED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE CONFIRMED AND I HAVE OVER AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE ARMED U.S M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE U FU WILL NIPE OU THE F--- SUN WITH THE PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHCH HAS HEVER BEEN SEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH ARK MY F------ WD YOU THINK YOU CAN SE AWAY WITH SAYING THAT S--- OVER THE INT THINK AGAIN, HOKER THE STORM THAT WIPES OUE YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING AG : ee" 9FR AND t my KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH BARE HANDS NOT ONLY AM IEXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT BUTIHAVE HHE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS ANDY IP ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHATOOL HVEEORD WILL BSE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE SRABLE ASS OF THE FAICE DE THE CONT YOU LITTLE SH YOUCOUEONT TRE SINERNEWAS ABOU TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU WLLSE FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT 判U'RE-F------ DEAD, KIDDL

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1 month ago What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words in reply to| 1 month ago 81 I've seen that comment before, the guy that made the comment is not in the navy seals if he spelle in reply to lla" warfare wrong : 1 month ago What the f--- did youjust f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words in reply t 1 month ago 2I They didn't say anything -.- Stop posting the same comment in reply to 2 weeks ago What the f--- did youjust f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words in reply to 2 weeks ago 2
1 month ago What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words in reply to| 1 month ago 81 I've seen that comment before, the guy that made the comment is not in the navy seals if he spelle in reply to lla" warfare wrong : 1 month ago What the f--- did youjust f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words in reply t 1 month ago 2I They didn't say anything -.- Stop posting the same comment in reply to 2 weeks ago What the f--- did youjust f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words in reply to 2 weeks ago 2

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Bill Cosby 2 weeks ago What the zoobidy flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? Il have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to me but another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my flibbidy flop. Reply . 102 in reply to killswitch0078
Bill Cosby 2 weeks ago What the zoobidy flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? Il have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to me but another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, mark my flibbidy flop. Reply . 102 in reply to killswitch0078

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□ OPERATOR 12/05/24(Thu)17:02 No. 1 16 ID: 0668be I wrote the original copypasta of this 2-3 years ageo and in fact posted it on the /cp/ board here first; of course it's long gone now. 帾 Today is the happiest day of my life. Expand all images >> □ RaceTraitor!!L5AmuyBIZj 12/05/26(Sat)11:23 No. 119 ID: 0b26a5 owS 4) 0:00:00 YouTube
□ OPERATOR 12/05/24(Thu)17:02 No. 1 16 ID: 0668be I wrote the original copypasta of this 2-3 years ageo and in fact posted it on the /cp/ board here first; of course it's long gone now. 帾 Today is the happiest day of my life. Expand all images >> □ RaceTraitor!!L5AmuyBIZj 12/05/26(Sat)11:23 No. 119 ID: 0b26a5 owS 4) 0:00:00 YouTube

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Top Comments This has been flagged as spam hide Not Spam What the f--- did you just say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Roxxzor816 in reply to reprise71185 (Show the comment) 7 hours ago You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you f------ moron. Badgeroverdose in reply to Roozor816 6 hours ago 56
Top Comments This has been flagged as spam hide Not Spam What the f--- did you just say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. Roxxzor816 in reply to reprise71185 (Show the comment) 7 hours ago You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you f------ moron. Badgeroverdose in reply to Roozor816 6 hours ago 56

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What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little finch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the killer bird school, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on zoos worldwide, and I have over 300 confirmed catches. I am trained in falcon warfare and I'm the top bird in the entire Atlantic f------ ocean. You are nothing to me but just another sardine. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this iisland, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with Isaying that s--- to me over the ocean? Think again, f-----. As we I speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the pacific I ocean and your mating calls are being traced right now so you better prepare for the hurricane, earthworm. The hurricane that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, songbird. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can catch you in over :seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare wings. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed c entire arsenal of the northern hemisphere bird of prey union and I wil I use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of my f------ waters, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" song was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ beak. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn I flightless. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're :f------ caught, fishbait. combat, but I have access to the
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Calum Evans 2 weeks ago All these f------ tards changing it to "guerilla" instead of the correct"gorilla". All you dumbfucks are ruining it for everybody else that are unaware of this witty remark. Reply , 77 , WoxandWarf 2 weeks ago This has been flagged as spam hide. Not Spam Not sure if trolling, or actually moron. Reply . in reply to Calum Evans ZimFan64 1 week ago What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and lI'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the ikes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. Reply16in reply to WoxandWarf
Calum Evans 2 weeks ago All these f------ tards changing it to "guerilla" instead of the correct"gorilla". All you dumbfucks are ruining it for everybody else that are unaware of this witty remark. Reply , 77 , WoxandWarf 2 weeks ago This has been flagged as spam hide. Not Spam Not sure if trolling, or actually moron. Reply . in reply to Calum Evans ZimFan64 1 week ago What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know l graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and lI'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the ikes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. Reply16in reply to WoxandWarf

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