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Republicans are mad the proposed infrastructure package has no money for new orphan crushing machines.

Sundae Gurl @Sundae_Gurl Republicans are mad the proposed infrastructure package has no money for new orphan crushing machines. 7:01 PM Apr 10, 2021
Sundae Gurl @Sundae_Gurl Republicans are mad the proposed infrastructure package has no money for new orphan crushing machines. 7:01 PM Apr 10, 2021

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Heartwarming: Orphan crushing factory kept open during labor shortage by hiring orphans to crush themselves! Quote Tweet ABC News

Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @NotReallyaDr Heartwarming: Orphan crushing factory kept open during labor shortage by hiring orphans to crush themselves! ABC News @abcnews. Apr 7 Jam factory in tiny town solves labour shortage by employing primary school kids abc.net.au/news/2023- 04-0... 12:46 PM · Apr 8, 2023 · 364 Views
Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @NotReallyaDr Heartwarming: Orphan crushing factory kept open during labor shortage by hiring orphans to crush themselves! ABC News @abcnews. Apr 7 Jam factory in tiny town solves labour shortage by employing primary school kids abc.net.au/news/2023- 04-0... 12:46 PM · Apr 8, 2023 · 364 Views

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We've reached such terminal capitalism where the heart warming story is now "orphan crushing machine running smoothly after narrowly avoiding shutdown"

Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans We've reached such terminal capitalism where the heart warming story is now "orphan crushing machine running smoothly after narrowly avoiding shutdown" Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists ALT Of why you'd need to pay to prevent it from ABC News @abcnews. Apr 7 Jam factory in tiny town solves labour shortage by employing primary school kids abc.net.au/news/2023-04-0... 1:56 AM . Apr 8, 2023 729.7K Views ...
Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans We've reached such terminal capitalism where the heart warming story is now "orphan crushing machine running smoothly after narrowly avoiding shutdown" Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists ALT Of why you'd need to pay to prevent it from ABC News @abcnews. Apr 7 Jam factory in tiny town solves labour shortage by employing primary school kids abc.net.au/news/2023-04-0... 1:56 AM . Apr 8, 2023 729.7K Views ...

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this is very touching and all but again: nobody is asking why the orphan crushing machine exists

rahaeli @rahaeli this is very touching and all but again: nobody is asking why the orphan crushing machine exists Anne From Maine @AnneFromMaine Mar 27 A school teacher passed away who had taught school for 25 years. Her obituary asked that in lieu of flowers, mourners should bring backpacks filled with school supplies, to honor her commitment to students in need." 8:52 PM Mar 28, 2023 10.1K Views
rahaeli @rahaeli this is very touching and all but again: nobody is asking why the orphan crushing machine exists Anne From Maine @AnneFromMaine Mar 27 A school teacher passed away who had taught school for 25 years. Her obituary asked that in lieu of flowers, mourners should bring backpacks filled with school supplies, to honor her commitment to students in need." 8:52 PM Mar 28, 2023 10.1K Views

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Discord when the orphan crushing machine is popular:

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e(Ag)le - @SilverEagle@furry.engineer @SilverEagle Dev Discord when NFTs are popular: Discord is your place for NFTs! Keep those cryptoscam dollars flowing! Discord when Al is popular: Discord is your place for Al! Let a robot do a s----- impression of your artist friends! Discord when the orphan crushing machine is popular: Disc-- Discord @discord. Mar 9 When it comes to sharing Al experiences with your friends, there's no place like Discord. Today, we're introducing new Al experiments, including an Al chatbot named Clyde, AutoMod Al, and Conversation Summaries, and launching an Al Incubator. Learn more: dis.gd/ai-on-discord 1

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Breaking: Orphan Killed in Orphan Crushing Machine

Beeb NEWS@killhalftheorphans Breaking: Orphan killed in orphan crushing machine Orphan liker @killingorphansisbad This is awful. We need to destroy the orphan crushing machine so that this can't happen again Orphan hater @orphansareicky Disgusting, using the death of an orphan for your political agenda. this is why I hate Orphan likers and everyone else should too
Beeb NEWS@killhalftheorphans Breaking: Orphan killed in orphan crushing machine Orphan liker @killingorphansisbad This is awful. We need to destroy the orphan crushing machine so that this can't happen again Orphan hater @orphansareicky Disgusting, using the death of an orphan for your political agenda. this is why I hate Orphan likers and everyone else should too

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I think it's really cool that he did this but it's very much an orphan-crushing machine moment

Pr pudding person @JUNIPER Jan 30 some of the replies to this really show too many people still buy the "philanthropist” myth that rich people use Lolo @LolOverruled Jan 28 . There is something so demonic about this and I can't even articulate what it is Show this thread 131 . Dyna @dynameld Blind People See For The First Time ews 4 hours ago t 667 100 / 1000 PEOPLE CURED 13.8K ₁841.3K : I think it's really cool that he did this but it's very much an orphan- crushing machine moment 12:03 PM. Jan 30, 2023 39.8K Views
Pr pudding person @JUNIPER Jan 30 some of the replies to this really show too many people still buy the "philanthropist” myth that rich people use Lolo @LolOverruled Jan 28 . There is something so demonic about this and I can't even articulate what it is Show this thread 131 . Dyna @dynameld Blind People See For The First Time ews 4 hours ago t 667 100 / 1000 PEOPLE CURED 13.8K ₁841.3K : I think it's really cool that he did this but it's very much an orphan- crushing machine moment 12:03 PM. Jan 30, 2023 39.8K Views

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"5 year told heroically jams himself in orphan crushing machine, dies. Machine working"

CO Alexander @purplechrain May 24, 2022 despite all the Tweets about how inspiring and moving this is, TEENAGERS USING THEIR HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH TO BEG ADULTS TO REVERSE GOVERNMENT-IMPOSED RESTRICTIONS ON SUPPORT FOR LGBT STUDENTS ISN'T INSPIRATIONAL, IT'S A SIGN THAT SOMETHING HAS GONE VERY WRONG matt @mattxiv. May 24, 2022 florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said "gay" in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with "having curly hair." i am in awe 78 . Chrysia @ChrisLeePike fix myself became too much to do. so, while having 16.2K ACHOTE 90.9K d 소 This kind of s--- happens all the time. "Student begs government to dismantle orphan crushing machine." "Students raise enough money to shut down the orphan crushing machine for 5 minutes." "5 year told heroically jams himself in orphan crushing machine, dies. Machine working" 7:27 AM · May 25, 2022
CO Alexander @purplechrain May 24, 2022 despite all the Tweets about how inspiring and moving this is, TEENAGERS USING THEIR HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH TO BEG ADULTS TO REVERSE GOVERNMENT-IMPOSED RESTRICTIONS ON SUPPORT FOR LGBT STUDENTS ISN'T INSPIRATIONAL, IT'S A SIGN THAT SOMETHING HAS GONE VERY WRONG matt @mattxiv. May 24, 2022 florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said "gay" in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with "having curly hair." i am in awe 78 . Chrysia @ChrisLeePike fix myself became too much to do. so, while having 16.2K ACHOTE 90.9K d 소 This kind of s--- happens all the time. "Student begs government to dismantle orphan crushing machine." "Students raise enough money to shut down the orphan crushing machine for 5 minutes." "5 year told heroically jams himself in orphan crushing machine, dies. Machine working" 7:27 AM · May 25, 2022

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Americans don't see institutions, they see people. They can't see the orphan-crushing machine, only the guy operating it.

Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Americans don't see institutions, they see people. They can't see the orphan-crushing machine, only the guy operating it. Then get baffled when after having him replaced, orphans keep mysteriously getting crushed. "I thought we replaced him?" "see, it wasn't him after all!" 6:37 AM Jan 14, 2022 :
Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Americans don't see institutions, they see people. They can't see the orphan-crushing machine, only the guy operating it. Then get baffled when after having him replaced, orphans keep mysteriously getting crushed. "I thought we replaced him?" "see, it wasn't him after all!" 6:37 AM Jan 14, 2022 :

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“Heartwarming: Community bands together to save orphans from being crushed in orphan-crushing machine as a blood sacrifice to the gods of the Market”

Patrick Wyman @Patrick Wyman "Heartwarming: Community bands together to save orphans from being crushed in orphan-crushing machine as a blood sacrifice to the gods of the Market" CNN CNN @CNN Dec 11, 2021 After learning that her favorite Dunkin' employee had been evicted, an Ohio woman worked with several organizations to find a new home and furniture for the woman and her children, just in time for the holidays. cnn.it/3rWaXXX WCPO 10:55 AM · Dec 11, 2021 NEXT NEW COVID TRAVEL RULES EXPLAINED CHRISTMAS MIRACLE DUNKIN' DONUTS CUSTOMER GIFTS EMPLOYEE A NEW HOME CAN Suzanne Burke | Helped Find Dunkin' Employee a New Home : NEWSROOM
Patrick Wyman @Patrick Wyman "Heartwarming: Community bands together to save orphans from being crushed in orphan-crushing machine as a blood sacrifice to the gods of the Market" CNN CNN @CNN Dec 11, 2021 After learning that her favorite Dunkin' employee had been evicted, an Ohio woman worked with several organizations to find a new home and furniture for the woman and her children, just in time for the holidays. cnn.it/3rWaXXX WCPO 10:55 AM · Dec 11, 2021 NEXT NEW COVID TRAVEL RULES EXPLAINED CHRISTMAS MIRACLE DUNKIN' DONUTS CUSTOMER GIFTS EMPLOYEE A NEW HOME CAN Suzanne Burke | Helped Find Dunkin' Employee a New Home : NEWSROOM

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"These students have been preparing their whole lives for management positions at the orphan crushing factory. Now, their future is uncertain."

Ouranocracy @ouranocracy "These students have been preparing their whole lives for management positions at the orphan crushing factory. Now, their future is uncertain." 2:36 PM Jan 3, 2021
Ouranocracy @ouranocracy "These students have been preparing their whole lives for management positions at the orphan crushing factory. Now, their future is uncertain." 2:36 PM Jan 3, 2021

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“Sorry guys, we know we promised it, and we *really* wanted to include orphan crushing machine regulation in this bill, but the parliamentarian said we couldn’t :/ maybe next time”

CAN CNN @CNN - Nov 20, 2021 13-year-old uses his Make-A-Wish to feed his city's homeless for a year cnn.com When granted a 'Make-A-Wish,' this 13-year-old chose to feed his ci... When Adeola "Abraham" Olagbegi discovered his bone marrow transplant was successful, he was granted any wish of his choice. 1,079 tl 9,056 28 Saul T. @SaulTortellini - Nov 21, 2021 199 Abraham's Table t 5,191 36.9K Good Take Tony @ToeKneeP18 Anosognosiogenesis Sep 24 Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan- crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. ₁ 44.3K la ↑ Carlito ★★ @Cartilos - Nov 22, 2021 "We can't just make the orphan crushing machine disappear overnight, ok. We have to vote for candidates that support orphan crushing machine regulation and hopefully they'll write a bill and we'll have enough votes to potentially limit the amount of orphan crushing" 10 t 55 ♡ 1,080 la "Sorry guys, we know we promised it, and we *really wanted to include orphan crushing machine regulation in this bill, but the parliamentarian said we couldn't :/ maybe next time" 7:34 AM - Nov 22, 2021
CAN CNN @CNN - Nov 20, 2021 13-year-old uses his Make-A-Wish to feed his city's homeless for a year cnn.com When granted a 'Make-A-Wish,' this 13-year-old chose to feed his ci... When Adeola "Abraham" Olagbegi discovered his bone marrow transplant was successful, he was granted any wish of his choice. 1,079 tl 9,056 28 Saul T. @SaulTortellini - Nov 21, 2021 199 Abraham's Table t 5,191 36.9K Good Take Tony @ToeKneeP18 Anosognosiogenesis Sep 24 Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan- crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. ₁ 44.3K la ↑ Carlito ★★ @Cartilos - Nov 22, 2021 "We can't just make the orphan crushing machine disappear overnight, ok. We have to vote for candidates that support orphan crushing machine regulation and hopefully they'll write a bill and we'll have enough votes to potentially limit the amount of orphan crushing" 10 t 55 ♡ 1,080 la "Sorry guys, we know we promised it, and we *really wanted to include orphan crushing machine regulation in this bill, but the parliamentarian said we couldn't :/ maybe next time" 7:34 AM - Nov 22, 2021

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AHOT 19.5k 12.2k 8.6k ➡ ♡ 8.5k ➡ 8.0k 7.6k ➡ Create Post Hot OrphanCrushing Machine r/OrphanCrushing Machine Anosognosiogenesis Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. New If you look at this more than half a second you realize they're saying this city required a child sacrifice to feed their citizens Ghoul s--- CNN CNN-2021-11-20 13-year-old uses his Make-A-Wish to feed his Will Fischer days, so school employees showered him with theirs onnit/2nFZKCO 1 pixelated aka "mrtweets SO HEARTWARMING! When this little boy's family couldn't afford lifesaving surgery his local Home Depot gave him a free shovel and drove him out to the desert to dig hinn With his handmade key chains that go for $5 each, this 8-year-old boy raised $4,015 to erase the lunch debt of students from his school and six others forg @thejoannagraham 8-year-old does months of manual Daily LoudlyLoud-10 A woman makes $80.000 selling nudes on Only to pay for cancer treatment K y In case anyone was confused and/or concerned as to why this sub is named OrphanCrushing Machine i.redd.it/Ohbrqs... Posted by u/TheronEpic 3 years ago K Blood for the blood god i.redd.it/yjkvol... Posted by u/Secure-Evening 7 months ago K V У K K Top All Time ✓ У K 101 Comments У 30 Comments Classic mainstream media moment i.imgur.com/jGZBO3... Posted by u/NonZealot 9 months ago y Award Award 34 Comments + Award 7 Comments If only it were more funny than sad i.redd.it/ezade4... ✔ Crossposted by u/TheronEpic 2 years ago 9 Comments Award What a selfless thing to do i.redd.it/upOkey... C * Crossposted by u/Luciel-Choi707 2 years ago Share What a feel good story. i.redd.it/8jqcxj... Posted by u/mixmasterADD 1 month ago 240 Comments + Award Share Award Share Share Join Share Save Share Save Save Save Save Save Hide Hide Hide Hide Hide Hide Report Report Report Report Report Report

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Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Sep 24, 2020 Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 43.3K 252 8 982 . Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Sep 24, 2020 And then, when you ask why the orphan-crushing machine even exists, americans act bewildered that the large hydraulic device with a chute labelled INSERT ORPHANS HERE could be mistaken for an orphan- crushing machine 7 149.4K Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky . 11.9K la ₁ Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky - Sep 24, 2020 "you put orphans in, as the label suggests. It crushes them. It's even named the Orphanhammer 2000." 소 Only if you're foolish enough to put orphans in it, the american responds. t 610 9,334 امار And if you ask why they, knowing this, continue to put orphans into the orphan-crushing machine, the american will be baffled at the idea that you wouldn't use an orphan-crushing machine. "It's right there. Would be a waste if you didn't use it." 11:03 PM . Sep 24, 2020
Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Sep 24, 2020 Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 43.3K 252 8 982 . Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Sep 24, 2020 And then, when you ask why the orphan-crushing machine even exists, americans act bewildered that the large hydraulic device with a chute labelled INSERT ORPHANS HERE could be mistaken for an orphan- crushing machine 7 149.4K Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky . 11.9K la ₁ Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky - Sep 24, 2020 "you put orphans in, as the label suggests. It crushes them. It's even named the Orphanhammer 2000." 소 Only if you're foolish enough to put orphans in it, the american responds. t 610 9,334 امار And if you ask why they, knowing this, continue to put orphans into the orphan-crushing machine, the american will be baffled at the idea that you wouldn't use an orphan-crushing machine. "It's right there. Would be a waste if you didn't use it." 11:03 PM . Sep 24, 2020

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Orphan-Crushing Machine (Original Tweet)

Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan- crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 10:56 PM. Sep 24, 2020
Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan- crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 10:56 PM. Sep 24, 2020

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