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Paul McCartney's GQ Interview refers to an interview with Sir Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles, in which he details aspects of his career and relates untold Beatles stories. Most notably, McCartney tells a story about how he and John Lennon and several others masturbated together until Lennon shouted "Winston Churchill" and spoiled the moment. The anecdote led to multiple jokes online, often taking the shape of masturbation puns on Beatles song titles.

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On September 11th, 2018, GQ published an interview with Paul McCartney.[1] In the interview, McCartney detailed aspects of his career, including what it was like working with Kanye West, and told stories about the Beatles' past. Of note, he related a story about how once he, John Lennon, and several others once masturbated together in a dark room, occasionally shouting names of attractive women to encourage each other, until Lennon shouted "Winston Churchill!"

"What it was," he explains after I have prompted him, "was over at John's house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying--I don't even know if we were staying over or anything--we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."
There would be about five of them: McCartney, Lennon, and maybe three of Lennon's friends. As they each concentrated on their mission, anyone in the group was encouraged to shout out a name that would offer relevant inspiration.
"We were just, 'Brigitte Bardot!' 'Whoo!'" McCartney says, "and then everyone would thrash a bit more."
At least until one of them--the one you would perhaps expect--opted for disruption over stimulation.
"I think it was John sort of said, 'Winston Churchill!'" McCartney remembers, and acts out the aghast, stymied reactions.

Spread

After the article was published, Twitter users began making jokes about the anecdote by making puns on Beatles song titles. For example, Twitter user @pattymo made a joke about the Beatles song "Come Together," gaining over 2,600 retweets and 19,000 likes (shown below, left). User @camjwolf posted a list of Beatles songs "ruined" by the news, gaining over 70 retweets and 390 likes (shown below, right).

Patrick Monahan @pattymo Following I didn't realize "Come Together" was based on a true story. Folks Mediaite@Mediaite Paul McCartney Details, in New Profile, the Time He Masturbated With John Lennon mediaite.com/a/ivbuq 12:42 PM -11 Sep 2018
CAM WOLF @camjwolf Follow beatles songs that will never be the same after this JO story: Hard Day's Nights Ticket to Ride Octopus's Garden Maxwell's Silver Hammer Please Please Me Help! and for some reason Ob-La-Di Ob-La- Da The Untold Stories of Paul McCartney The living legend on the Beatles breakup, Kanye, o-----, forgetting his own songs, killing frogs, group m-----------, and (somehow) more. gg.com 10:16 AM - 11 Sep 2018

The following morning, the New York Post reported on the story with three separate masturbation puns on their front cover (shown below, left). Twitter user @papapishu pointed out that the Post added a fourth pun for their social media coverage, gaining 32 retweets and 161 likes (shown below, right).

NEWYORKPOST Pa Page SiX METRO EON nypost.com DITI $1.50 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2018 Showers, 78 Weather: P 30 COME TOGETHER Hard days night-Paul reveals Beatles' Sex secrets な RIUMPH BEATLES Me and John masturbated with a group' BEADTHE MEATLES In a candid interview with GQ, Paul McCartney revealed he and John Lennon once participated in a group m----------- session in a dark room PAGES 2-3
chris person Papapishu Following I like how they managed to fit 3 Beatles j------- jokes on the cover and were like "ok but we need a fourth for social too" E New York Post e POST nypost Today's cover: They got off with a little help from their friends nyp.st/ 2CWrnle NEWYORK POST Pae Six. METRO EDITION COME TOGETHER 9:56 AM-12 Sep 2018

The story and jokes were covered by several news outlets, including Twitter Moments,[2] People Magazine,[3] Global News[4] and others.

Various Examples

Zach Schonfeld Following [in heaven] JOHN: you read the news, old chap? GEORGE: No mate. The wifi here is bent as a nine-bob note. JOHN: That rascal Paul is telling the papers about the time we all corked our knobs!! GEORGE: [spits out Yorkshire pudding] 12:59 PM -12 Sep 2018
Sean O'Connor @seanoconnz Follow When I was 12, my friend started masturbating at a sleepover and nobody joined in AND NONE OF US BECAME THE BEATLES. SC billboard @billboard Paul McCartney says he once masturbated with John Lennon: "It was good harmless fun" blbrd.cm/Bp8vNV 7:10 PM - 11 Sep 2018

Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon Following I might have gone with "We Can Work One Out" 12:06 PM -12 Sep 2018
gom @gom Follow Replying to @Papapishu Sergeant P-----'s Lonely Hearts Rub Hand 10:04 AM -12 Sep 2018
Nick Wiger @nickwiger Follow Every all male improv team has jacked off together. Standard warmup 7:51 PM 11 Sep 2018
metal.(sometimes).txt @metaltxt Follow i already knew the beatles jerked off together, i've heard their albums. folks 9:30 PM -11 Sep 2018

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Paul McCartney's GQ Interview refers to an interview with Sir Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles, in which he details aspects of his career and relates untold Beatles stories. Most notably, McCartney tells a story about how he and John Lennon and several others masturbated together until Lennon shouted "Winston Churchill" and spoiled the moment. The anecdote led to multiple jokes online, often taking the shape of masturbation puns on Beatles song titles.

Origin

On September 11th, 2018, GQ published an interview with Paul McCartney.[1] In the interview, McCartney detailed aspects of his career, including what it was like working with Kanye West, and told stories about the Beatles' past. Of note, he related a story about how once he, John Lennon, and several others once masturbated together in a dark room, occasionally shouting names of attractive women to encourage each other, until Lennon shouted "Winston Churchill!"

"What it was," he explains after I have prompted him, "was over at John's house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying--I don't even know if we were staying over or anything--we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."
There would be about five of them: McCartney, Lennon, and maybe three of Lennon's friends. As they each concentrated on their mission, anyone in the group was encouraged to shout out a name that would offer relevant inspiration.
"We were just, 'Brigitte Bardot!' 'Whoo!'" McCartney says, "and then everyone would thrash a bit more."
At least until one of them--the one you would perhaps expect--opted for disruption over stimulation.
"I think it was John sort of said, 'Winston Churchill!'" McCartney remembers, and acts out the aghast, stymied reactions.

Spread

After the article was published, Twitter users began making jokes about the anecdote by making puns on Beatles song titles. For example, Twitter user @pattymo made a joke about the Beatles song "Come Together," gaining over 2,600 retweets and 19,000 likes (shown below, left). User @camjwolf posted a list of Beatles songs "ruined" by the news, gaining over 70 retweets and 390 likes (shown below, right).


Patrick Monahan @pattymo Following I didn't realize "Come Together" was based on a true story. Folks Mediaite@Mediaite Paul McCartney Details, in New Profile, the Time He Masturbated With John Lennon mediaite.com/a/ivbuq 12:42 PM -11 Sep 2018 CAM WOLF @camjwolf Follow beatles songs that will never be the same after this JO story: Hard Day's Nights Ticket to Ride Octopus's Garden Maxwell's Silver Hammer Please Please Me Help! and for some reason Ob-La-Di Ob-La- Da The Untold Stories of Paul McCartney The living legend on the Beatles breakup, Kanye, o-----, forgetting his own songs, killing frogs, group m-----------, and (somehow) more. gg.com 10:16 AM - 11 Sep 2018

The following morning, the New York Post reported on the story with three separate masturbation puns on their front cover (shown below, left). Twitter user @papapishu pointed out that the Post added a fourth pun for their social media coverage, gaining 32 retweets and 161 likes (shown below, right).


NEWYORKPOST Pa Page SiX METRO EON nypost.com DITI $1.50 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2018 Showers, 78 Weather: P 30 COME TOGETHER Hard days night-Paul reveals Beatles' Sex secrets な RIUMPH BEATLES Me and John masturbated with a group' BEADTHE MEATLES In a candid interview with GQ, Paul McCartney revealed he and John Lennon once participated in a group m----------- session in a dark room PAGES 2-3 chris person Papapishu Following I like how they managed to fit 3 Beatles j------- jokes on the cover and were like "ok but we need a fourth for social too" E New York Post e POST nypost Today's cover: They got off with a little help from their friends nyp.st/ 2CWrnle NEWYORK POST Pae Six. METRO EDITION COME TOGETHER 9:56 AM-12 Sep 2018

The story and jokes were covered by several news outlets, including Twitter Moments,[2] People Magazine,[3] Global News[4] and others.

Various Examples


Zach Schonfeld Following [in heaven] JOHN: you read the news, old chap? GEORGE: No mate. The wifi here is bent as a nine-bob note. JOHN: That rascal Paul is telling the papers about the time we all corked our knobs!! GEORGE: [spits out Yorkshire pudding] 12:59 PM -12 Sep 2018 Sean O'Connor @seanoconnz Follow When I was 12, my friend started masturbating at a sleepover and nobody joined in AND NONE OF US BECAME THE BEATLES. SC billboard @billboard Paul McCartney says he once masturbated with John Lennon: "It was good harmless fun" blbrd.cm/Bp8vNV 7:10 PM - 11 Sep 2018
Jeremy Gordon @jeremypgordon Following I might have gone with "We Can Work One Out" 12:06 PM -12 Sep 2018 gom @gom Follow Replying to @Papapishu Sergeant P-----'s Lonely Hearts Rub Hand 10:04 AM -12 Sep 2018 Nick Wiger @nickwiger Follow Every all male improv team has jacked off together. Standard warmup 7:51 PM 11 Sep 2018 metal.(sometimes).txt @metaltxt Follow i already knew the beatles jerked off together, i've heard their albums. folks 9:30 PM -11 Sep 2018

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