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Tom Usher Policer Officer
!['You've been into politics long mate? Been thinking about doing one of them marches myself, we need these bloody Tories out haha. So who is your bossman who arranges all this, he got WhatsApp?" 2 weeks later, at the entrance of the Magistrates Court: FA TE irat BETTER POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/083/12f.png)
!['You've been into politics long mate? Been thinking about doing one of them marches myself, we need these bloody Tories out haha. So who is your bossman who arranges all this, he got WhatsApp?" 2 weeks later, at the entrance of the Magistrates Court: FA TE irat BETTER POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/083/12f.png)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
![19:19 +44 7760 568347 > Text Message Yesterday 17:03 RoyalMail: Your parcel has a £2.99 unpaid shipping fee, pay this via; royal.mail-complete- online.com Failure will result in your parcel being returned. POLICE You've tried to scam the wrong f------ c--- mate Text Message](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/082/9b6.jpg)
![19:19 +44 7760 568347 > Text Message Yesterday 17:03 RoyalMail: Your parcel has a £2.99 unpaid shipping fee, pay this via; royal.mail-complete- online.com Failure will result in your parcel being returned. POLICE You've tried to scam the wrong f------ c--- mate Text Message](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/082/9b6.jpg)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
![I once shouted "man overboard" on the ferry to Dieppe and woke up to this in my cabin POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/081/ab9.png)
![I once shouted "man overboard" on the ferry to Dieppe and woke up to this in my cabin POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/081/ab9.png)
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Tom Usher Policer Officer
![Hellmann's @Hellmanns · Jan 20 HELLMANN'S West Elm Caleb thinks mayo is spicy. 246 27 364 184 A Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 Hi guys, I get West Elm Caleb is 110% a f------ love bomber, but some people (like me) have medical conditions that makes even the blandest foods (yes, even your fantastic mayonnaise) unbearably hot. Just wish you'd think about your customers before making cruel jokes like this. 27 39 1.2K A Tip 15 Tommy T @tom_usher_ ... Replying to @tom_usher_ and @Hellmanns This isn't taking away anything from the women who have suffered being unmatched on tinder, I know myself how traumatic an experience that can be. But making spice ableist jokes to thousands of followers? It's a yikes from me. Love your brand though and I hope you learn from this 5:43 AM · Jan 21, 2022 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/069/375.png)
![Hellmann's @Hellmanns · Jan 20 HELLMANN'S West Elm Caleb thinks mayo is spicy. 246 27 364 184 A Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 Hi guys, I get West Elm Caleb is 110% a f------ love bomber, but some people (like me) have medical conditions that makes even the blandest foods (yes, even your fantastic mayonnaise) unbearably hot. Just wish you'd think about your customers before making cruel jokes like this. 27 39 1.2K A Tip 15 Tommy T @tom_usher_ ... Replying to @tom_usher_ and @Hellmanns This isn't taking away anything from the women who have suffered being unmatched on tinder, I know myself how traumatic an experience that can be. But making spice ableist jokes to thousands of followers? It's a yikes from me. Love your brand though and I hope you learn from this 5:43 AM · Jan 21, 2022 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/069/375.png)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
![Tommy T @tom_usher_ Replying to @tom_usher_ and @Hellmanns F------ hell f HELLMANN'S EST.1913 Hellmann's @Hellmanns You're blocked You can't follow or see @Hellmanns's Tweets. Learn more](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/065/5d8.png)
![Tommy T @tom_usher_ Replying to @tom_usher_ and @Hellmanns F------ hell f HELLMANN'S EST.1913 Hellmann's @Hellmanns You're blocked You can't follow or see @Hellmanns's Tweets. Learn more](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/065/5d8.png)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
![Hellmann's @Hellmanns · Jan 20 HELLMANN'S West Elm Caleb thinks mayo is spicy. 245 E7 363 184 Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 Hi guys, I get West Elm Caleb is 110% a f------ love bomber, but some people (like me) have medical conditions that makes even the blandest foods (yes, even your fantastic mayonnaise) unbearably hot. Just wish you'd think about your customers before making cruel jokes like this. 15 t7 39 1.2K Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 This isn't taking away anything from the women who have suffered being unmatched on tinder, I know myself how traumatic an experience that can be. But making spice ableist jokes to thousands of followers? It's a yikes from me. Love your brand though and I hope you learn from this 27 12 795 A Tip PATRIOTISM Dark @PharKamaal · Jan 21 IS NOT Parody? RACISM 1 1 A Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 There's nothing funny about being spice ableist mate 27 2 82 A Tip Isaaaaaac Alright @lsaaaaaacAlrig1 · Jan 21 Are you for real? Hellmans tweet is clearly not ableist. It is light-hearted and ... humorous tweet. 27 1 A Tip 4](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/052/701.png)
![Hellmann's @Hellmanns · Jan 20 HELLMANN'S West Elm Caleb thinks mayo is spicy. 245 E7 363 184 Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 Hi guys, I get West Elm Caleb is 110% a f------ love bomber, but some people (like me) have medical conditions that makes even the blandest foods (yes, even your fantastic mayonnaise) unbearably hot. Just wish you'd think about your customers before making cruel jokes like this. 15 t7 39 1.2K Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 This isn't taking away anything from the women who have suffered being unmatched on tinder, I know myself how traumatic an experience that can be. But making spice ableist jokes to thousands of followers? It's a yikes from me. Love your brand though and I hope you learn from this 27 12 795 A Tip PATRIOTISM Dark @PharKamaal · Jan 21 IS NOT Parody? RACISM 1 1 A Tip Tommy T @tom_usher_ · Jan 21 There's nothing funny about being spice ableist mate 27 2 82 A Tip Isaaaaaac Alright @lsaaaaaacAlrig1 · Jan 21 Are you for real? Hellmans tweet is clearly not ableist. It is light-hearted and ... humorous tweet. 27 1 A Tip 4](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/052/701.png)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
![Tommy T @tom_usher_ Apparently my pic is now being shared on Edinburgh uni meme pages as a scam text response Edifess ... 8 mins · O #Edifess6246 This is now my automated reply to Royal Mail Text Message Yesterday 17:03 RoyalMail: Your parcel has a £2.99 unpaid shipping fee, pay this via; royal.mail-complete- online.com Failure will result in your parcel being returned. POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/044/155.png)
![Tommy T @tom_usher_ Apparently my pic is now being shared on Edinburgh uni meme pages as a scam text response Edifess ... 8 mins · O #Edifess6246 This is now my automated reply to Royal Mail Text Message Yesterday 17:03 RoyalMail: Your parcel has a £2.99 unpaid shipping fee, pay this via; royal.mail-complete- online.com Failure will result in your parcel being returned. POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/044/155.png)
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Tom Usher Policer Officer
![Edifess ... EDIFESS April 6, 2021· O #Edifess6246 This is now my automated reply to Royal Mail 19:19 +44 7760 568347 > Text Message Yesterday 17:03 RoyalMail: Your parcel has a £2.99 unpaid shipping fee, pay this via; royal.mail-complete- online.com Failure will result in your parcel being returned. POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/042/ed3.png)
![Edifess ... EDIFESS April 6, 2021· O #Edifess6246 This is now my automated reply to Royal Mail 19:19 +44 7760 568347 > Text Message Yesterday 17:03 RoyalMail: Your parcel has a £2.99 unpaid shipping fee, pay this via; royal.mail-complete- online.com Failure will result in your parcel being returned. POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/042/ed3.png)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
![This is my son, Tom. He has been keeping the nation safe as a policeman for 6 years. He never moans about long hours, never grumbles about poor pay rises. He just gets on with it, putting baddies away and clonking women's rights campaigners on the head. He would love some RTs! POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/297/008/60b.png)
![This is my son, Tom. He has been keeping the nation safe as a policeman for 6 years. He never moans about long hours, never grumbles about poor pay rises. He just gets on with it, putting baddies away and clonking women's rights campaigners on the head. He would love some RTs! POLICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/297/008/60b.png)
Tom Usher
Tom Usher Policer Officer
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![Tommy T @tom_usher_ · May 7, 2020 Week 2 of no booze so sending this early bank holiday Thursday edition of Friday cheers out to ginger beer and my big bag of lamacuns. Cheers x Old lamaica GINGER BEER EGULAR hala](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/296/998/6ef.png)
![Tommy T @tom_usher_ · May 7, 2020 Week 2 of no booze so sending this early bank holiday Thursday edition of Friday cheers out to ginger beer and my big bag of lamacuns. Cheers x Old lamaica GINGER BEER EGULAR hala](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/296/998/6ef.png)
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