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The French Revolution

Bonjour, my name is kingdom of France You may remember moi from such wars lke Guere de 100 ans, "guerre de succession dEspagne No more tiranny, kingdom of France, is into constitutional monarchy now REVOLUTION Enoff wiz kings Cut heads off. Time for repubic, and head cutting Liberté, Egaline COUP D'ETAT noff avec revolutions. It's age of Empire now, tme to command and conquer et tme for our ennemis to declare red alert COALITION Here, take back your throne, and let me take over he world COUP DETAT Hein? Ah D'accord Bloody hel He escaped We said no Here, this time you can be quiet Uh ? REVOLUTION l am baque. Andl wil pay debts by stealng Algeria rom kebab Constitutional monarchy back encore (with flag in comect sense this time) Time maintenant to convert to I give up No more révolutions except révolution industrielle

Bonjour, my name is kingdom of France You may remember moi from such wars lke Guere de 100 ans, "guerre de succession dEspagne No more tiranny, kingdom of France, is into constitutional monarchy now REVOLUTION Enoff wiz kings Cut heads off. Time for repubic, and head cutting Liberté, Egaline COUP D'ETAT noff avec revolutions. It's age of Empire now, tme to command and conquer et tme for our ennemis to declare red alert COALITION Here, take back your throne, and let me take over he world COUP DETAT Hein? Ah D'accord Bloody hel He escaped We said no Here, this time you can be quiet Uh ? REVOLUTION l am baque. Andl wil pay debts by stealng Algeria rom kebab Constitutional monarchy back encore (with flag in comect sense this time) Time maintenant to convert to I give up No more révolutions except révolution industrielle

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Time Travel

Germoney, what is that yuo are workings on? Goddamnings, who let yuo in here? If yuco must know... KURWA! Icht an time machine! NO, SCHWEINHUND YOU HAVE NO IDEA VAT YUO ARE- LETTINGS ME SEE! AWRUK TOIDI OUY Um... Germoney, yuor machine is into broken. Yuo f------ idiot! You have broken time-space! What are we to do?! What in ze hell.. I'm sorry, Soviet,I don't have it... Little worthless America, where is the moneys that yuo are of owing me? Give me my Piss off, ya lil wanker, I'm busy running the EU well-deserved independence! Running Asia is so easy I could do anything I want! It seems we have stumbings into some alternate universe... Poland? What was that? kurwa...

Germoney, what is that yuo are workings on? Goddamnings, who let yuo in here? If yuco must know... KURWA! Icht an time machine! NO, SCHWEINHUND YOU HAVE NO IDEA VAT YUO ARE- LETTINGS ME SEE! AWRUK TOIDI OUY Um... Germoney, yuor machine is into broken. Yuo f------ idiot! You have broken time-space! What are we to do?! What in ze hell.. I'm sorry, Soviet,I don't have it... Little worthless America, where is the moneys that yuo are of owing me? Give me my Piss off, ya lil wanker, I'm busy running the EU well-deserved independence! Running Asia is so easy I could do anything I want! It seems we have stumbings into some alternate universe... Poland? What was that? kurwa...

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Slavic Countries

Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hello Amieryka

Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hi Russia Hello Amieryka

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Australia will compete in Eurovision 2015 as a special guest

Okay, let's go through this again... Austria (red-white red) is a mini-Germany in Europe, whereas Australia (unoriginal colony flag) is a big New Zealand in Oceania.America, get vourself ready! I think I'm finally getting the hang of it... We're late for Eurovision! 0 This year's Eurovision is hosted by Austria! I hope it's not in a cellar, tee-hee... Austria... that's in Europe... Eurovision... yes, it totally makes sense! You're not that stupid after all, America! EUROVISION 2015 G'day, mates! Are you excited for the big show tonight? Wait... WHAT THE F---

Okay, let's go through this again... Austria (red-white red) is a mini-Germany in Europe, whereas Australia (unoriginal colony flag) is a big New Zealand in Oceania.America, get vourself ready! I think I'm finally getting the hang of it... We're late for Eurovision! 0 This year's Eurovision is hosted by Austria! I hope it's not in a cellar, tee-hee... Austria... that's in Europe... Eurovision... yes, it totally makes sense! You're not that stupid after all, America! EUROVISION 2015 G'day, mates! Are you excited for the big show tonight? Wait... WHAT THE F---

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Korea

We were give new chance for life Told new way of be Be give new clothes in wear New name too Work is same, but with hope for day after day that is now day The Kimjongilia flowers bloom For every new day after now day, hope is less ut more flower bloom With no more to hope only there is memory of day before now day Together again, we are will find new hope and new day When the Kimjongilia flowers are no longer bloom

We were give new chance for life Told new way of be Be give new clothes in wear New name too Work is same, but with hope for day after day that is now day The Kimjongilia flowers bloom For every new day after now day, hope is less ut more flower bloom With no more to hope only there is memory of day before now day Together again, we are will find new hope and new day When the Kimjongilia flowers are no longer bloom

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Babysitting

Hey dad, could you watch Texas for a little while? I've got a poker match at Russia's in about an hour. Sure, anything for my favourite son! Awesome. Thanks a bunch Paw-paw, do ya have any stories 'bout mah daddy when he wuz a ki-ed? I sure do, Texas! Now listen closely: way back in 1776, when your grandfather still ruled the world... Later. ...your grandfather is never babvsitting you again... freedom "Give me liberty, or give me death!" the Republic of Texas inalienabl declar nce guns

Hey dad, could you watch Texas for a little while? I've got a poker match at Russia's in about an hour. Sure, anything for my favourite son! Awesome. Thanks a bunch Paw-paw, do ya have any stories 'bout mah daddy when he wuz a ki-ed? I sure do, Texas! Now listen closely: way back in 1776, when your grandfather still ruled the world... Later. ...your grandfather is never babvsitting you again... freedom "Give me liberty, or give me death!" the Republic of Texas inalienabl declar nce guns

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Opium and Chinamen

Oing, Mate. Might I interest you in some goods? gota new batch of opium! Birton, am not drugs, no can good That's funny For a second it sounded like you had a choice Briton! What are yuo do? Please, you know what is need and you know what I need, old You know cannot money you take all! I fail to see how that's my problenm Slam Helpings? Please?

Oing, Mate. Might I interest you in some goods? gota new batch of opium! Birton, am not drugs, no can good That's funny For a second it sounded like you had a choice Briton! What are yuo do? Please, you know what is need and you know what I need, old You know cannot money you take all! I fail to see how that's my problenm Slam Helpings? Please?

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Cubahood

Cuba, work on sugar cane now, vale? But, papa, I don't want... Do as I sayings! Alright, Cuba, you're free now! America must be free! Gracias gringo! Estados Unidos, I will of play fútbol with Jamaica now... No! He's on England's side, hes dangrous... Don't go hanging around him But, you told me I was free.. never feel like it Cuba! Didn't I tell you those guys were trouble? You cannot into tell me what to do! That's just a little communist phase you're going through No! Is who I of really am! Cuba, we haven't spoken for so long... I don't want into talking to usted, steppapa! ermiso, I have a life to live HOLLYWOOD Steppapa, I may of being wrong all this time. I want into being friend of yuo again CUBAHOOD

Cuba, work on sugar cane now, vale? But, papa, I don't want... Do as I sayings! Alright, Cuba, you're free now! America must be free! Gracias gringo! Estados Unidos, I will of play fútbol with Jamaica now... No! He's on England's side, hes dangrous... Don't go hanging around him But, you told me I was free.. never feel like it Cuba! Didn't I tell you those guys were trouble? You cannot into tell me what to do! That's just a little communist phase you're going through No! Is who I of really am! Cuba, we haven't spoken for so long... I don't want into talking to usted, steppapa! ermiso, I have a life to live HOLLYWOOD Steppapa, I may of being wrong all this time. I want into being friend of yuo again CUBAHOOD

America Is More Than Just America

Rest of world is make decision: we war yuo now Ah, no. You see, I know all your strengths, and all your weaknesses For the past two centuries, I've been absorbing your cultures into my own. Your food, your music, your language, your values... The result, friends, is that l'm more than just America I'm you.

Rest of world is make decision: we war yuo now Ah, no. You see, I know all your strengths, and all your weaknesses For the past two centuries, I've been absorbing your cultures into my own. Your food, your music, your language, your values... The result, friends, is that l'm more than just America I'm you.

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Truth in Brazil

SUP BRAZIL, WATCHA DOIN? HUELLO USA, I'M JUST GETTING SOME CONDOMS FOR CARNAVAL CONDOMS BUTITS FREE!!!?? YEP PARÇA! IN BRAZIL WE CAN HAVE FREE CONDOMS ABSOLUTELY COMMIE!

SUP BRAZIL, WATCHA DOIN? HUELLO USA, I'M JUST GETTING SOME CONDOMS FOR CARNAVAL CONDOMS BUTITS FREE!!!?? YEP PARÇA! IN BRAZIL WE CAN HAVE FREE CONDOMS ABSOLUTELY COMMIE!

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Nuclear Winter

GLOBAL CRISIS LEVEL: Murica, Russia are more the invade in S--- AM OF ABOUT TO HIT FAN Ukraine! F-----' commie scumbag. Its fr eedom time THE REBELS America, you of meddle for too long in affairs of Glorious Rossiya. Stop now or consequences am of many dires! Murica nooooo! This idea are much the bad! RT Shut the f--- up Senegal. I've armed rebels tons of times, when has it ever gone wrong? plox of helpings *BEEP OF ATTACK WA RED *BEEP*。 WARNING RED CK Great. Now we all am death. Nice goings Murica, you really are of d---. Wait, I could just nuke the bastards. I'm a genius! NUKE LAUNCHING BUTTON PUSH* I lovings you, Finland Now Earth can into nuclear winter because of this big dust cloud stopping me from make happy shiny times KABOOM! I wonder if anything will into live down there? HOWAY THE LADS!

GLOBAL CRISIS LEVEL: Murica, Russia are more the invade in S--- AM OF ABOUT TO HIT FAN Ukraine! F-----' commie scumbag. Its fr eedom time THE REBELS America, you of meddle for too long in affairs of Glorious Rossiya. Stop now or consequences am of many dires! Murica nooooo! This idea are much the bad! RT Shut the f--- up Senegal. I've armed rebels tons of times, when has it ever gone wrong? plox of helpings *BEEP OF ATTACK WA RED *BEEP*。 WARNING RED CK Great. Now we all am death. Nice goings Murica, you really are of d---. Wait, I could just nuke the bastards. I'm a genius! NUKE LAUNCHING BUTTON PUSH* I lovings you, Finland Now Earth can into nuclear winter because of this big dust cloud stopping me from make happy shiny times KABOOM! I wonder if anything will into live down there? HOWAY THE LADS!

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>tfw Estonia

Religion Statistics 1. Estonia - 84% NO RELIGION 2. Sweden - 82% NO RELIGION 3. Denmark - 80% NO RELIGION Norway - 78% NO RELIGION 5. Azerbaijan - 74% NO RELIGION Estonia why so infidel? ノイ EESTI THERE IS NO GOD

Religion Statistics 1. Estonia - 84% NO RELIGION 2. Sweden - 82% NO RELIGION 3. Denmark - 80% NO RELIGION Norway - 78% NO RELIGION 5. Azerbaijan - 74% NO RELIGION Estonia why so infidel? ノイ EESTI THERE IS NO GOD

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Sweden pulls an hero

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Why ISIS Never Kidnaps BRs

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody. We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil! Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Brazil, we into having one of yuor citizens into custody. We want 300 million monies and yuo into havings him back! Allahu Ackbar! Eu could be leveling up... ONE WEEK LATER Please Brazil! Yuo can into havings him back Just take him away! For Allah's sake!! Aehooo Huackbar!!! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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They have so much in common

Feck off mate, WE'RE FULL! Don't know why you haven't genocided Maori, ya poof wuss! 刃灰* Australia is so mean to me. He's noisy, doesn't care abott his neighbours plus he is racist and hes git alcohol problims. I wonder if there's someclay loik me with unbearable bigger brudda roit next to him. Sum kindred soul I could share m@ experiences with, we would telk all day long! burger burger pow pow high fructose corn syrup Ugh Oh, bruddas Ceneda and Unoited Stoits? Wait, where ya goin'? I didn' tell ya yet how thug with muh big gun! I shot that Whatever! I'm going! You're the biggest fattest most racist and unbearable neighbour I have. More than America himself only what irritates me more is that he stole the name of two continents just for himself, stupid fat connard! There's must be someone who understand my pain! Someone bilingual would be the best WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHOLE MY LIFE? I was living with giant jerk! Me tool Is he big and awful? Oh yes, he is! Amazing! Foinally sumeclay lthought I was conna rm so luckysep it youl fe on him! found you I'm bleshing! Oh the ortune Ifelt the luv! Australia is jest the werst You bulieve in soulmates, mate? on mel Bruh you are the bist! Let's go to my place! Voulez-vous coucher avec moit Hon hon hon hon mwah moisk Mwah mwah smooch America is so fet! kuss kuss on cheek Stupide Australie Oi think oim gonna puke. I already have.

Feck off mate, WE'RE FULL! Don't know why you haven't genocided Maori, ya poof wuss! 刃灰* Australia is so mean to me. He's noisy, doesn't care abott his neighbours plus he is racist and hes git alcohol problims. I wonder if there's someclay loik me with unbearable bigger brudda roit next to him. Sum kindred soul I could share m@ experiences with, we would telk all day long! burger burger pow pow high fructose corn syrup Ugh Oh, bruddas Ceneda and Unoited Stoits? Wait, where ya goin'? I didn' tell ya yet how thug with muh big gun! I shot that Whatever! I'm going! You're the biggest fattest most racist and unbearable neighbour I have. More than America himself only what irritates me more is that he stole the name of two continents just for himself, stupid fat connard! There's must be someone who understand my pain! Someone bilingual would be the best WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHOLE MY LIFE? I was living with giant jerk! Me tool Is he big and awful? Oh yes, he is! Amazing! Foinally sumeclay lthought I was conna rm so luckysep it youl fe on him! found you I'm bleshing! Oh the ortune Ifelt the luv! Australia is jest the werst You bulieve in soulmates, mate? on mel Bruh you are the bist! Let's go to my place! Voulez-vous coucher avec moit Hon hon hon hon mwah moisk Mwah mwah smooch America is so fet! kuss kuss on cheek Stupide Australie Oi think oim gonna puke. I already have.

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America Can't Into Manual

I drives, I drives, I drives I drives, I drives, I drives! No, ll drive! Okay. You drive.

I drives, I drives, I drives I drives, I drives, I drives! No, ll drive! Okay. You drive.

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The joys of microstates.

Montenegro! Wake up! zzZz... what? Who say? is it me. ...GOD Serbia? You God? How? How vou no know God is Serb? You no listen mine turbofolk songs? Nobody listen yours turbofolk Serbia Is awful and ban by EU human lefts council Stupid haters. ...anyhow. I got have mission on you Montenegro! ...o mission. Greatly. Is mean work, is not? You sleep for almost century. You can work mission Still no enough sleep What if refuse? I invite Albania to next Yugoparty. l accept mission. - Great! Montenegro I need to you spy on EU. You no longer IlpHa「opa You Luxembourg: ㄇ冲! See? Yours old flag fit good perfect! Now go spy LATER Ist so great zhat ve, small bank nation no need to work like Big Bruder Germany but just slacking off and sleep, nein Luxemburg?

Montenegro! Wake up! zzZz... what? Who say? is it me. ...GOD Serbia? You God? How? How vou no know God is Serb? You no listen mine turbofolk songs? Nobody listen yours turbofolk Serbia Is awful and ban by EU human lefts council Stupid haters. ...anyhow. I got have mission on you Montenegro! ...o mission. Greatly. Is mean work, is not? You sleep for almost century. You can work mission Still no enough sleep What if refuse? I invite Albania to next Yugoparty. l accept mission. - Great! Montenegro I need to you spy on EU. You no longer IlpHa「opa You Luxembourg: ㄇ冲! See? Yours old flag fit good perfect! Now go spy LATER Ist so great zhat ve, small bank nation no need to work like Big Bruder Germany but just slacking off and sleep, nein Luxemburg?

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Dangerous Wildlife

hey australia why is your wildife so stupid yeah everything is trying to kill ou LIl oh no theres a shark in the loo again a dingo ate my baby qu'est-ce que tu shitcountry oh no my made of spiders crikey there has stingray in my dead das kängaroo ist geboingboing oh look is rain poisonous snakes mate im so bored of them taking the piss out of my wildlife i mean, its not even that bad yeah, could be worse

hey australia why is your wildife so stupid yeah everything is trying to kill ou LIl oh no theres a shark in the loo again a dingo ate my baby qu'est-ce que tu shitcountry oh no my made of spiders crikey there has stingray in my dead das kängaroo ist geboingboing oh look is rain poisonous snakes mate im so bored of them taking the piss out of my wildlife i mean, its not even that bad yeah, could be worse

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The Once and New King of Spain

2 Papá! Siesta? Siesta.

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Prepared for everything

n't kill me! Gimme the money now! Gimme the f-----' monev, vou b----- What do yuo of saying homie? f-

n't kill me! Gimme the money now! Gimme the f-----' monev, vou b----- What do yuo of saying homie? f-