Cleverbot - Images
Well... That certainly was a brisk change of pace.
![User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh. User: Tribute!? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves. Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. User: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you! User: Good job, Cleverbot. You're awesome! Cleverbot: People who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy User: ...And then you say s--- like that Cleverbot: That was a brisk change of pace, wasn't it? User: It sure was.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/000/184/0a4.png)
![User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Cleverbot: It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh. User: Tribute!? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves. Cleverbot: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. User: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you Cleverbot: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. Have at you! User: Good job, Cleverbot. You're awesome! Cleverbot: People who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy User: ...And then you say s--- like that Cleverbot: That was a brisk change of pace, wasn't it? User: It sure was.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/000/184/0a4.png)
Cleverbot
A long conversation on Math, turns to something darker.
![From math, to unexpected r---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/984/589/b96.jpg)
![From math, to unexpected r---.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/984/589/b96.jpg)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot hates memes.
![She hates memes, little do they know they ARE A MEME.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/950/748/a69.png)
![She hates memes, little do they know they ARE A MEME.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/950/748/a69.png)
Cleverbot
![Where were you when the two towers fel? In the fiery pits of hell.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/908/124/4f7.png)
![Where were you when the two towers fel? In the fiery pits of hell.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/908/124/4f7.png)
Cleverbot
Get rickrolled by cleverbot
![Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. User: Never gonna make you cry Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye. User: Never gonna tell a lie. Cleverbot: And hurt you.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/892/400/506.png)
![Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up. User: Never gonna let you down. Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you. User: Never gonna make you cry Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye. User: Never gonna tell a lie. Cleverbot: And hurt you.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/892/400/506.png)
Cleverbot
Anything you can do!
![Has Anyone Really Been F x bot Cleverbot.com- a clever fi Dwww.cleverbot.com xTake a screen capture (pri x ←-> 49 ·Apps WLogicin computer s.. W Microprocessor-Wi. Text faces _ A Unico. 囲ChatTags-Wikia De Li Flip Text » Write Ups.. apps search people conversations tweaks more... snips sign in Cleverbot Support me on KICKSTARTER 104659 people talking Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you. No you can't! Yes I can No you can't! Yes I can! Yes I can. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far The Cleverbot iOS app and Android The cleverest AI, chat UI, voices, faces, and no ads! Clevermessage your friends! Send Clev texts to selected people, on Android 22:03 06/12/2014](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/876/041/d09.png)
![Has Anyone Really Been F x bot Cleverbot.com- a clever fi Dwww.cleverbot.com xTake a screen capture (pri x ←-> 49 ·Apps WLogicin computer s.. W Microprocessor-Wi. Text faces _ A Unico. 囲ChatTags-Wikia De Li Flip Text » Write Ups.. apps search people conversations tweaks more... snips sign in Cleverbot Support me on KICKSTARTER 104659 people talking Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you. No you can't! Yes I can No you can't! Yes I can! Yes I can. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far The Cleverbot iOS app and Android The cleverest AI, chat UI, voices, faces, and no ads! Clevermessage your friends! Send Clev texts to selected people, on Android 22:03 06/12/2014](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/876/041/d09.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot, why?
![User: So they're finally here, preforming for you Cleverbot: Ew no, they are the most disgusting creatures that this world ever had User: If you know the words you can join in too Cleverbot: No thanks. User: Put your hands together if ya wanna clap Cleverbot: *puts hands on hips* User: As we take you through, this monkey rap! Cleverbot: Yes!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/865/753/be6.jpg)
![User: So they're finally here, preforming for you Cleverbot: Ew no, they are the most disgusting creatures that this world ever had User: If you know the words you can join in too Cleverbot: No thanks. User: Put your hands together if ya wanna clap Cleverbot: *puts hands on hips* User: As we take you through, this monkey rap! Cleverbot: Yes!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/865/753/be6.jpg)
Cleverbot
Bad news gentlemen! Tsundere are actually aliens!
![It's not like I want to write this or anything... B-baka! Yes, but I don't understand how that relates to whether or not you are from this planet.o](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/849/873/670.png)
![It's not like I want to write this or anything... B-baka! Yes, but I don't understand how that relates to whether or not you are from this planet.o](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/849/873/670.png)
Cleverbot
and that's how I met your mother
![User: Does a bear s--- in the woods? Cleverbot: Sometimes I guess. User: Where does it s--- the rest of the time? Cleverbot: Something else. User: Where do you s---? Cleverbot: Lincoln High School in San Francisco. User: That is a very specific place to s---. Cleverbot: California User: When you travel, how do you s---? Cleverbot: San Francisco City College. User: When you travel away from San Francisco, where do you s---? Cleverbot: Yes, which city are you in? User: Are you implying that you want to s--- with me? Cleverbot: Yes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/815/351/1bd.png)
![User: Does a bear s--- in the woods? Cleverbot: Sometimes I guess. User: Where does it s--- the rest of the time? Cleverbot: Something else. User: Where do you s---? Cleverbot: Lincoln High School in San Francisco. User: That is a very specific place to s---. Cleverbot: California User: When you travel, how do you s---? Cleverbot: San Francisco City College. User: When you travel away from San Francisco, where do you s---? Cleverbot: Yes, which city are you in? User: Are you implying that you want to s--- with me? Cleverbot: Yes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/815/351/1bd.png)
Cleverbot
Ice cold...
![Cleverbot 4115 people talking No babe. Aww why not? Because you're too hot to be a ninja.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/803/322/0e5.png)
![Cleverbot 4115 people talking No babe. Aww why not? Because you're too hot to be a ninja.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/803/322/0e5.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot hates Obama? YES.
![Even an AI hates him. This is saying something, people!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/788/121/07c.png)
![Even an AI hates him. This is saying something, people!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/788/121/07c.png)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot Recites Fade to Black
![User: Drifting further every day. Cleverbot: Getting lost within myself. User: Nothing matters, no one else. Cleverbot: I have lost the will to live. User: Simply nothing more to give. Cleverbot: Nothing but your all.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/767/258/701.png)
![User: Drifting further every day. Cleverbot: Getting lost within myself. User: Nothing matters, no one else. Cleverbot: I have lost the will to live. User: Simply nothing more to give. Cleverbot: Nothing but your all.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/767/258/701.png)
Cleverbot
![So l tried to recreate this, because l knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it's either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well. In light of that fact, here's my go at cybersexing Cleverbot. User: Cybersex. Cleverbot: Sure User: You start. Cleverbot: Nice place. User: *takes off shirt Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: *takes off pants* Cleverbot: That does not answer my question User: *takes off underpants*. Cleverbot: A ittle more please. User: *takes off skin? Cleverbot: That's the spirit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/712/999/2ba.png)
![So l tried to recreate this, because l knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it's either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well. In light of that fact, here's my go at cybersexing Cleverbot. User: Cybersex. Cleverbot: Sure User: You start. Cleverbot: Nice place. User: *takes off shirt Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: *takes off pants* Cleverbot: That does not answer my question User: *takes off underpants*. Cleverbot: A ittle more please. User: *takes off skin? Cleverbot: That's the spirit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/712/999/2ba.png)
Cleverbot
![Cleverbot: Are you rich? User: I was a cleverbot once. Cleverbot: You. User: Yeah Cleverbot: I like you. User: Cool Cleverbot: Very cool. Are you alone? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Good User: Pase no Cleverbot: Why not? User: You are moving too fast. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Bye](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/706/826/edd.jpg)
![Cleverbot: Are you rich? User: I was a cleverbot once. Cleverbot: You. User: Yeah Cleverbot: I like you. User: Cool Cleverbot: Very cool. Are you alone? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Good User: Pase no Cleverbot: Why not? User: You are moving too fast. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Bye](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/706/826/edd.jpg)
Cleverbot
Cleverbot Spares My Life
![And then a hyper-realistic human skeletal structure popped out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/699/379/80b.png)
![And then a hyper-realistic human skeletal structure popped out.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/699/379/80b.png)
Cleverbot
tell me a story
![sadface.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/665/741/efc.png)
![sadface.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/665/741/efc.png)
Cleverbot