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Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:13 No.201 57424 LL File: 1343967188093.png-(79 KB, 823x427, sups and beets.png) File: 1343966815785 ipg-(35 KB, 640x480, Coffee Break.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:06 No.20 1573 15 Reply] What kinds of drinks are banned at your games? □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:07 No.20157321 urine □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:08 No.201 57349 >20157321 You're no fun anymore. Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:09 No.20157371 3> Are you saying that you let people drink urine at your games? □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:10 No.20157386 >> 20157371 Are you saying that you dont? Now imagine this in their voices
Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:13 No.201 57424 LL File: 1343967188093.png-(79 KB, 823x427, sups and beets.png) File: 1343966815785 ipg-(35 KB, 640x480, Coffee Break.jpg) □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:06 No.20 1573 15 Reply] What kinds of drinks are banned at your games? □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:07 No.20157321 urine □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:08 No.201 57349 >20157321 You're no fun anymore. Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:09 No.20157371 3> Are you saying that you let people drink urine at your games? □ Anonymous 08/03/12(Fri)00:10 No.20157386 >> 20157371 Are you saying that you dont? Now imagine this in their voices

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4chan batman superman voices /tg/ drinks urine

This seems to happen a lot.

E File: 1390316966998 ipg-(153 KB, 495x495, our bodies were not ready.jpg) □Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)10:09 UTC-5 No.29678004 Reply Soooo.what ifI put a werewolf on the moon? What would happen? 15 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view. □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)10:41 UTC-5 No.29678321 Replies: 22296783422229678380 File: 1390318894570.ipg-(144 KB, 500x500, 1351883657911.jpg) In less than 30 posts this got derailed into lethal dildo stabbing. □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)10:41 UTC-5 No.29678323 Replies: >229678338 >>29678246 Wrong. The shape matters not, only the type of silver. The proper silver required to kill a werewolf is HEIRLOOM silver, or silver that has passed down through generations. Anonymous 01/21/14 (Tue)10:43 UTC-5 No.29678338 >29678323 Are you saying that an all-silver dildo wouldn't be a family heirloom?
E File: 1390316966998 ipg-(153 KB, 495x495, our bodies were not ready.jpg) □Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)10:09 UTC-5 No.29678004 Reply Soooo.what ifI put a werewolf on the moon? What would happen? 15 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click here to view. □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)10:41 UTC-5 No.29678321 Replies: 22296783422229678380 File: 1390318894570.ipg-(144 KB, 500x500, 1351883657911.jpg) In less than 30 posts this got derailed into lethal dildo stabbing. □ Anonymous 01/21/14(Tue)10:41 UTC-5 No.29678323 Replies: >229678338 >>29678246 Wrong. The shape matters not, only the type of silver. The proper silver required to kill a werewolf is HEIRLOOM silver, or silver that has passed down through generations. Anonymous 01/21/14 (Tue)10:43 UTC-5 No.29678338 >29678323 Are you saying that an all-silver dildo wouldn't be a family heirloom?

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4chan moon silver derailed werewolf stabbing /tg/ dildo heirloom

No /tg/ you are the elves

You are all elves, /tg/. You've devoted yourselves to interests that, while legitimate and entertaining, are nevertheless acts of pure leisure. You surround yourself with these luxuries, be they expensive books, costly cards, or pricey miniatures. Those of you with a creative bent consider yourselves artists, authors, and designers, rather than craftsmen and artisans, no doubt. You have all the time in the world to enjoy these hobbies, these venues of expression of yours Often does this board consider itself a cut above the others. "/tg/ is the best board on 4chan, and even moot has said this," you affirm yourselves with. Just as often do you believe your superior intelligence to set you apart from the common man, the masses of sheep scuttling along in the crowd. Your culture is all but unknown to most, even said to be stagnant or in decline by some As for your bodies? Kid yourself not with illusions of being as hardy as a dwarf, though you've probably gained a fair share of dexterity from all your click-clacking on a keyboard, painting of miniatures, manipulations of cards, and scribbling of notes and numbers on sheets of paper. Just something to think about.
You are all elves, /tg/. You've devoted yourselves to interests that, while legitimate and entertaining, are nevertheless acts of pure leisure. You surround yourself with these luxuries, be they expensive books, costly cards, or pricey miniatures. Those of you with a creative bent consider yourselves artists, authors, and designers, rather than craftsmen and artisans, no doubt. You have all the time in the world to enjoy these hobbies, these venues of expression of yours Often does this board consider itself a cut above the others. "/tg/ is the best board on 4chan, and even moot has said this," you affirm yourselves with. Just as often do you believe your superior intelligence to set you apart from the common man, the masses of sheep scuttling along in the crowd. Your culture is all but unknown to most, even said to be stagnant or in decline by some As for your bodies? Kid yourself not with illusions of being as hardy as a dwarf, though you've probably gained a fair share of dexterity from all your click-clacking on a keyboard, painting of miniatures, manipulations of cards, and scribbling of notes and numbers on sheets of paper. Just something to think about.

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4chan elf traditional games

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4chan /b/ moot /tg/ traditional games

LOS TIBURON

□ BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedV 11/20/10(Sat)03:18 No.12863338 File 1290241136 ipg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING >EVERY. F------. THING >including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin.' >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SO I CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL, F------·TWENTY pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am.. .a lucha!!! >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is....Los Tiburon!" high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. □ Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:22 No.12863367 P> Yes >12863338 YES Anonymous 11/20/10 (Sat)03:29 No.12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever
□ BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedV 11/20/10(Sat)03:18 No.12863338 File 1290241136 ipg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_8136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts' >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING >EVERY. F------. THING >including, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin.' >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SO I CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL, F------·TWENTY pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am.. .a lucha!!! >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is....Los Tiburon!" high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. □ Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:22 No.12863367 P> Yes >12863338 YES Anonymous 11/20/10 (Sat)03:29 No.12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever

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/tg/ luchador los tiburon shark of the land natural twenty

The Potted Plant

Anonymous 20 minutes ago No.29746724 [▼] >29746514 □ Anonymous 41 minutes ago No.29746514 [▼] >>29746534 >>29746724 29745844 I have a running gag like that. Except it's with potted plants. Every once in awhile, Ill have an empty room that just contains a potted plant. The first time, it launched itself at the players who investigated it. The second time, it launched AWAY from the players investigating it, hitting someone outside of the previous range. The third time it showed up, the potted plant was fine, but the pillar mimic it was sitting on was not It's gotten to a point where I really have to step up my game with it >There's two doors. One to the south, one to the east." >Open south door >"You see a 10 by 10 foot room with a table and a potted plant sitting harmlessly on top of it" >"NOPE! F--- this! I'm not even going into the room.I close the door and enter the door on the east >"Alright, you touch the doorknob and that's when the door mimic attacks" >6 rounds of fighting later >"Okay, you slay the door mimic. The wall falls apart and reveals 5 feet back another door >"FINALLY!I open the door an-..." >The SECOND door mimic attacks!" I won't consider the gag to have been run until I get them into a state where if they see a potted plant, they just crouch into a fetal position Friend friend. Youve pushed them a little too far Next time they go in and see a potted plant Trust me. Just to f--- with them Its just a normal room with a potted plant in it Make it the only way deeper into the dungeon, force them to confront their fear of the plant, watch them squirm, all the while you knowing, knowing that for once, the plant isn't there to f--- them The players will go through, you just have to do the right thing And then, the next time they see a potted plant M------------ ain't gonna know what the f--- is on anymore, the last few times you taught them around pots bad things happen, but if nothing happens? Their point of reference is thrown off And then a few sessions later Potted plant room. Door slams shut behind them Hourglass on the table Stare at them. Stare into their souls
Anonymous 20 minutes ago No.29746724 [▼] >29746514 □ Anonymous 41 minutes ago No.29746514 [▼] >>29746534 >>29746724 29745844 I have a running gag like that. Except it's with potted plants. Every once in awhile, Ill have an empty room that just contains a potted plant. The first time, it launched itself at the players who investigated it. The second time, it launched AWAY from the players investigating it, hitting someone outside of the previous range. The third time it showed up, the potted plant was fine, but the pillar mimic it was sitting on was not It's gotten to a point where I really have to step up my game with it >There's two doors. One to the south, one to the east." >Open south door >"You see a 10 by 10 foot room with a table and a potted plant sitting harmlessly on top of it" >"NOPE! F--- this! I'm not even going into the room.I close the door and enter the door on the east >"Alright, you touch the doorknob and that's when the door mimic attacks" >6 rounds of fighting later >"Okay, you slay the door mimic. The wall falls apart and reveals 5 feet back another door >"FINALLY!I open the door an-..." >The SECOND door mimic attacks!" I won't consider the gag to have been run until I get them into a state where if they see a potted plant, they just crouch into a fetal position Friend friend. Youve pushed them a little too far Next time they go in and see a potted plant Trust me. Just to f--- with them Its just a normal room with a potted plant in it Make it the only way deeper into the dungeon, force them to confront their fear of the plant, watch them squirm, all the while you knowing, knowing that for once, the plant isn't there to f--- them The players will go through, you just have to do the right thing And then, the next time they see a potted plant M------------ ain't gonna know what the f--- is on anymore, the last few times you taught them around pots bad things happen, but if nothing happens? Their point of reference is thrown off And then a few sessions later Potted plant room. Door slams shut behind them Hourglass on the table Stare at them. Stare into their souls

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dungeons and dragons 4chan tg screencap roleplaying tabletop

File: 1365015630399ipg-(111 KB, 1024x575, ghadafi.jpg) G I Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)15:00 No.24035824 Replies: 2224039070 What's the worst moral dilemma your character has ever had to face? Pic unrelated Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:14 No.24039070 Replies: 24039131 File: 1365027280718.jpg-(43 KB. 256x256. 2429462 1.jpg) To kill the BBEG and a bunch of babies, or surrender all those dead babies man HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed) 18:17 No.24039 131 Replies: >>24039213 2-24039251 2-24039282 File: 1365027475321.ipg-(52 KB, 460x936, beams m-----------.jpg) G I Also for reference it was shadowrun, guy we had been hunting for almost a year in-game commandeered a preschool bus full of kids He was about to reach a tunnel and we were chasing him by helicopter, I only had a few seconds to decide take the shot with the rpg syou blow the bus and everyone in it to bits dead silence all around the table Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:26 No.24039282 Replies: 24039294 24039345 24039415 24039472 P> You couldn't blow up the tunnel instead? Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:27 No.24039294 Replies: 24039345 2403935524039400 24039415 24039456 File: 1365028048102.jpg-(65 KB. 306x306, 583991 3633a042f767a79b3c7( ).jpg) G園 24039282 f--- □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:30 No.24039345 File: 13650 -(937 KB. 500x279. Areyoukiddingme.gif) ■ 24039282 94 □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:31 No.24039355 P0 pfffihahahahaha □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:33 No.24039400 File: 1365028434031 gif-(44 KB, 354x236, 1343109145276.gif) GD 94 ( EYOU CRY AD □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:34 No.24039415 File: 1365028475276 jpg-(74 KB, 426x467, 1361514159895.jpg) GI 24039282 Ps □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:36 No.24039456 File: 1365028595401 jpg-(51 KB. 479x356. 1354317677361.jpg) OH WAIT YOU'RESERIOUS LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:37 No.24039472 24039282 thread
File: 1365015630399ipg-(111 KB, 1024x575, ghadafi.jpg) G I Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)15:00 No.24035824 Replies: 2224039070 What's the worst moral dilemma your character has ever had to face? Pic unrelated Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:14 No.24039070 Replies: 24039131 File: 1365027280718.jpg-(43 KB. 256x256. 2429462 1.jpg) To kill the BBEG and a bunch of babies, or surrender all those dead babies man HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed) 18:17 No.24039 131 Replies: >>24039213 2-24039251 2-24039282 File: 1365027475321.ipg-(52 KB, 460x936, beams m-----------.jpg) G I Also for reference it was shadowrun, guy we had been hunting for almost a year in-game commandeered a preschool bus full of kids He was about to reach a tunnel and we were chasing him by helicopter, I only had a few seconds to decide take the shot with the rpg syou blow the bus and everyone in it to bits dead silence all around the table Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:26 No.24039282 Replies: 24039294 24039345 24039415 24039472 P> You couldn't blow up the tunnel instead? Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:27 No.24039294 Replies: 24039345 2403935524039400 24039415 24039456 File: 1365028048102.jpg-(65 KB. 306x306, 583991 3633a042f767a79b3c7( ).jpg) G園 24039282 f--- □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:30 No.24039345 File: 13650 -(937 KB. 500x279. Areyoukiddingme.gif) ■ 24039282 94 □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:31 No.24039355 P0 pfffihahahahaha □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:33 No.24039400 File: 1365028434031 gif-(44 KB, 354x236, 1343109145276.gif) GD 94 ( EYOU CRY AD □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:34 No.24039415 File: 1365028475276 jpg-(74 KB, 426x467, 1361514159895.jpg) GI 24039282 Ps □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:36 No.24039456 File: 1365028595401 jpg-(51 KB. 479x356. 1354317677361.jpg) OH WAIT YOU'RESERIOUS LET ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER □ Anonymous 04/03/13(Wed)18:37 No.24039472 24039282 thread

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fail /tg/ shadowrun dead children

Tyranids

TYRANIDS We're gonna need better bug spray
TYRANIDS We're gonna need better bug spray

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warhammer 40k tyranids

Roleplaying

If only people could see. dwith more than just their eyeso
If only people could see. dwith more than just their eyeso

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File 1 13 KB. 450x627, 17-bigjpg) Anonymous 05:3007(Wed) 18: 1 1 No 21 2570 Alright, tg, I've got a question As I was just comming down the stairs, I heard them creak ltike normal For some strange reason this got me thnking.. How the Hel do Space Marines, Orkz and just about everybody but Eldar, Tau and normal humans, clmb onmal wooden stairs? (For you thff nuts, you can jast think that they are clearing out what would be a "modern 2000" house on some underdeveloped world, and need to get to the second floor of a baikting) Wouldi't ther immense weight just have them crashing straght through the stairs and into a basement? Or is it that in the far future, there are only industrial strength elevators and escalators? >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:12 No 212574 N THE GRIM FUTURE OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM, THERE IS NO WOOD >>厂Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:12 No.212575 Cal in airsupport and bomb the house to the ground Lil piece o'luf. 05 3007Wed)18:13 No 212380 Why bother clearing a wooden house? Just set it on fire with thy boly Promethium, and pray for your targetting systems to lock upon the mutant and the heretic that might come out >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:17 No.212589 22212580 BUT WHAT IF THE HOLY EMPEROR OF MANKIND HIMSELF IS UPSTAIRS? And he's being nibbled on by Squigdly Beasts >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:18 No.212590 Not since Tanith was destroyed:- >>「Ano"ylnous 053007(Wedil 821 No.212599 Al adhances come to a grinding halk the moment they approach any sort of wooden stairs >>「Anomylnous 053007(Wed)18:26 No.212610 This thread bas potential » Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:27 No.212616 212599 They shall know no fear. Except when comes to stairs, then they are SQUAD BROKEN! Anonymous 053007(Nedl8 37 No.212640 Fle :1180564648 ipg-(172 KB, 1095x912, STAIRS copy.jps) 22212616 SOUAD BROKEN >>厂Aaoaymous 053007(Wed)19:25 No.212754 File :118036723 -215 KB, 1280960, elevator-original pg) 212640 Asonymous 05/3007(Wed)2054 No.212973 Fle:118057286 6 KB, 573x689, 1167953573941 jpg 212754 Raly to me, brothers! The Emperoe has smiled upoe us this day. Behold for He has provided us with an elevatus in order for us to more swiftly reach the top of this domicile and bring His wrath to our enemies! >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed 20.39 No.212982 File :1180573187 ip-(42 KB, 440x440, 1165588806928 jpg 212973 But brother-chaplam it appears that your holy tactical dreadnaught armor wㅖ not alow you to through the doors! Larry 05,3007(Wed)21:09 No.213004 Fle 1180573769 png (23 KB, 100x100, Lury png) >> STAIRS?! Oh god we dida't expect them to be this prepared Anonymous 05 3007(Wed)21.09 No.213006 File :1180573797 pg-(92 KB, 800x833, Chappy2 jpg Demnation! You are correct, brothver. How am I expected to lead you in plorious batde ifI camot ascend to the top of this bulding using the elevatus!? This is madness Aaoaymous 053007(Wed21:13 No. 21 3016 Fie 1 >> 9 KB, 1122x 798, lolwhr01 pg Madkess, brother-chaplain..? ABonymous 05/30/07(Wed)21-14 No.213019 File 1180574098 s-(63 KB, 1120x772, lolwhur02 pg >>「Aaoay-mous 053007(wed)21:16 No.213024 File 1180574219 s-(64 KB, 1210x781, lolwhor03 pg > r-Anonymous 053007(Ned21:18 No.213025 Fle :1180574305 ipg-(49 KB, 1214x814, lolwhu04 jpg Anonymous 053007(Wed)21:21 No.213033 Fle :1180574478 pg-(47 KB, 747x747, lohwbuto5.jp5 > You know, since you are n the terminator mor, you could sinpb teleport to the top oece the rest of us are there.. But using the elevatus, we can ahways summon Tech Priest Frink you re inent on >>「Anonymous 05/30/07(Wed 21.24 N0.21 3038 Fle :1180574663 i-(41 KB, 382x530, TechpriestFrink. pg) Yes I bebeve with the proper cuting tools I wil be able to completely remove the doors and alow you to use the elevatus, what with the ascending up the bailding and eventually on your egress you may use it to descend as well >「Anonymous 053007(Wed)22:08 No 2 1 3 1 77 Fde 7323 png-(69 KB, 200x118, sindri png) These... weaklings have provided us with vahaable information NOW IT'S THE TIME TO STRIKE CHAOS WILL CONQUER EVERY SECOND FLOOR IN THE GALAXY, AND THERE IS NOTHING THOSE DOGS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR CAN DO ABOUT IT > Anonymous 05/30/07(Wed)22:17 No 213202 Fle :1180577822 ipg-99 KB, 480x640, abaddoe! jpg 213177 BEST F------ PLAN EVER Anony ous 05/30 07(Wed)2225 No 213225 213202 W-- ABADDON? You trying to become an utra manne now? SMURF F-- Anonyous 05/30 07(Wed)22:26 No 213228 2213223 He thinks be's Cobra Commander. They hnve a similur success rate. Anonymous 05/31/0TThu03.33 No 214108 Batman versus Space Marines with prep time Batman's meapons of choice, STAIRS
File 1 13 KB. 450x627, 17-bigjpg) Anonymous 05:3007(Wed) 18: 1 1 No 21 2570 Alright, tg, I've got a question As I was just comming down the stairs, I heard them creak ltike normal For some strange reason this got me thnking.. How the Hel do Space Marines, Orkz and just about everybody but Eldar, Tau and normal humans, clmb onmal wooden stairs? (For you thff nuts, you can jast think that they are clearing out what would be a "modern 2000" house on some underdeveloped world, and need to get to the second floor of a baikting) Wouldi't ther immense weight just have them crashing straght through the stairs and into a basement? Or is it that in the far future, there are only industrial strength elevators and escalators? >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:12 No 212574 N THE GRIM FUTURE OF THE 41ST MILLENNIUM, THERE IS NO WOOD >>厂Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:12 No.212575 Cal in airsupport and bomb the house to the ground Lil piece o'luf. 05 3007Wed)18:13 No 212380 Why bother clearing a wooden house? Just set it on fire with thy boly Promethium, and pray for your targetting systems to lock upon the mutant and the heretic that might come out >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:17 No.212589 22212580 BUT WHAT IF THE HOLY EMPEROR OF MANKIND HIMSELF IS UPSTAIRS? And he's being nibbled on by Squigdly Beasts >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:18 No.212590 Not since Tanith was destroyed:- >>「Ano"ylnous 053007(Wedil 821 No.212599 Al adhances come to a grinding halk the moment they approach any sort of wooden stairs >>「Anomylnous 053007(Wed)18:26 No.212610 This thread bas potential » Anonymous 053007(Wed)18:27 No.212616 212599 They shall know no fear. Except when comes to stairs, then they are SQUAD BROKEN! Anonymous 053007(Nedl8 37 No.212640 Fle :1180564648 ipg-(172 KB, 1095x912, STAIRS copy.jps) 22212616 SOUAD BROKEN >>厂Aaoaymous 053007(Wed)19:25 No.212754 File :118036723 -215 KB, 1280960, elevator-original pg) 212640 Asonymous 05/3007(Wed)2054 No.212973 Fle:118057286 6 KB, 573x689, 1167953573941 jpg 212754 Raly to me, brothers! The Emperoe has smiled upoe us this day. Behold for He has provided us with an elevatus in order for us to more swiftly reach the top of this domicile and bring His wrath to our enemies! >>「Anonymous 053007(Wed 20.39 No.212982 File :1180573187 ip-(42 KB, 440x440, 1165588806928 jpg 212973 But brother-chaplam it appears that your holy tactical dreadnaught armor wㅖ not alow you to through the doors! Larry 05,3007(Wed)21:09 No.213004 Fle 1180573769 png (23 KB, 100x100, Lury png) >> STAIRS?! Oh god we dida't expect them to be this prepared Anonymous 05 3007(Wed)21.09 No.213006 File :1180573797 pg-(92 KB, 800x833, Chappy2 jpg Demnation! You are correct, brothver. How am I expected to lead you in plorious batde ifI camot ascend to the top of this bulding using the elevatus!? This is madness Aaoaymous 053007(Wed21:13 No. 21 3016 Fie 1 >> 9 KB, 1122x 798, lolwhr01 pg Madkess, brother-chaplain..? ABonymous 05/30/07(Wed)21-14 No.213019 File 1180574098 s-(63 KB, 1120x772, lolwhur02 pg >>「Aaoay-mous 053007(wed)21:16 No.213024 File 1180574219 s-(64 KB, 1210x781, lolwhor03 pg > r-Anonymous 053007(Ned21:18 No.213025 Fle :1180574305 ipg-(49 KB, 1214x814, lolwhu04 jpg Anonymous 053007(Wed)21:21 No.213033 Fle :1180574478 pg-(47 KB, 747x747, lohwbuto5.jp5 > You know, since you are n the terminator mor, you could sinpb teleport to the top oece the rest of us are there.. But using the elevatus, we can ahways summon Tech Priest Frink you re inent on >>「Anonymous 05/30/07(Wed 21.24 N0.21 3038 Fle :1180574663 i-(41 KB, 382x530, TechpriestFrink. pg) Yes I bebeve with the proper cuting tools I wil be able to completely remove the doors and alow you to use the elevatus, what with the ascending up the bailding and eventually on your egress you may use it to descend as well >「Anonymous 053007(Wed)22:08 No 2 1 3 1 77 Fde 7323 png-(69 KB, 200x118, sindri png) These... weaklings have provided us with vahaable information NOW IT'S THE TIME TO STRIKE CHAOS WILL CONQUER EVERY SECOND FLOOR IN THE GALAXY, AND THERE IS NOTHING THOSE DOGS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR CAN DO ABOUT IT > Anonymous 05/30/07(Wed)22:17 No 213202 Fle :1180577822 ipg-99 KB, 480x640, abaddoe! jpg 213177 BEST F------ PLAN EVER Anony ous 05/30 07(Wed)2225 No 213225 213202 W-- ABADDON? You trying to become an utra manne now? SMURF F-- Anonyous 05/30 07(Wed)22:26 No 213228 2213223 He thinks be's Cobra Commander. They hnve a similur success rate. Anonymous 05/31/0TThu03.33 No 214108 Batman versus Space Marines with prep time Batman's meapons of choice, STAIRS

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