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powerfulwizard Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30-09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like airyairyaucontraire Follow Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

powerfulwizard Follow pj evans @pjayevans Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can't move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely 21:30-09 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone gelledegg Follow this is what ancient greek philosophy is like airyairyaucontraire Follow Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

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So clever

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber the-average-gatsby ask them to pronounce "unionized" girilla-warfare Holy thats clever It took me 5 minutes to get this

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber the-average-gatsby ask them to pronounce "unionized" girilla-warfare Holy thats clever It took me 5 minutes to get this

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Society Is Held Back

fipindustries Follow Apr 3, 2022 Someday we will have a cartoon show where the cat is male and the dog is female but the world is not ready for that yet Blaze × Close notes D

fipindustries Follow Apr 3, 2022 Someday we will have a cartoon show where the cat is male and the dog is female but the world is not ready for that yet Blaze × Close notes D

Media Consumption

failchild do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption failchild grug spend too much time listening to story

failchild do you guys think cavemen argued with each other about media consumption failchild grug spend too much time listening to story

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Try Again

psychotic-gerard 1. For as long as I can remember, I've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. ALT True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer. ? psychotic-gerard this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

psychotic-gerard 1. For as long as I can remember, I've felt a deep, heavy sense of loneliness. ALT True False Wrong! You have selected wrong answer. ? psychotic-gerard this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

Why I Post

metamatar reblogged familyabolisher 57m ago woman-becomer Follow 2d ago eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it. platter-o-teeth Follow 2d ago (sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH) woman-becomer Yesterday this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post 16,553 notes on

metamatar reblogged familyabolisher 57m ago woman-becomer Follow 2d ago eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it. platter-o-teeth Follow 2d ago (sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH) woman-becomer Yesterday this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post 16,553 notes on

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Science and Ants

officialspec reblogged trainwreckgenerator 10m ago 7dmom Follow Feb 25 Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low. 27,826 notes D D

officialspec reblogged trainwreckgenerator 10m ago 7dmom Follow Feb 25 Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low. 27,826 notes D D

No More Loneliness

fluorescentbrains Yesterday Follow running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness 15 363 notes

fluorescentbrains Yesterday Follow running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness 15 363 notes

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Coping Mechanism Police

sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something

sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something

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Shoutout This Guy

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

valdevia Follow The person who ran next to your car when you were a child. valdevia Follow Shoutout to those that never imagined this guy and get really confused when they see everyone agree that they saw them as a kid. My favorite collective hallucination.

Came Back Wrong

somehowmags reblogged lettuce-gremlin charlottan Came Back Wrong from the gocey store emil Follow forgot something prohaloplayer Follow my oanges 98,241 notes B D

somehowmags reblogged lettuce-gremlin charlottan Came Back Wrong from the gocey store emil Follow forgot something prohaloplayer Follow my oanges 98,241 notes B D

The Kangaroo Plan

nohoperadio Follow What if you dressed up as a young kangaroo, and carefully swapped yourself in for the real baby in a sleeping mother's pouch (put the baby somewhere safe). She would wake up none the wiser and take you home to the kangaroo world, you would get to see all the kangaroo cities. With kangaroo banks and kangaroo cafés and the like. 108 notes

nohoperadio Follow What if you dressed up as a young kangaroo, and carefully swapped yourself in for the real baby in a sleeping mother's pouch (put the baby somewhere safe). She would wake up none the wiser and take you home to the kangaroo world, you would get to see all the kangaroo cities. With kangaroo banks and kangaroo cafés and the like. 108 notes

Sophies Choice

jatersade Follow which would you rather find living in your attic: 1000 roaches a person 8973 votes Poll ends in 5 days 21 hours suburbanjustice Follow this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good 2,759 notes D D 14 3

jatersade Follow which would you rather find living in your attic: 1000 roaches a person 8973 votes Poll ends in 5 days 21 hours suburbanjustice Follow this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good 2,759 notes D D 14 3

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Sweating Like The Pig

plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig plumbo-gummite Sep 4 W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me! 46,110 notes D

plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 it always always makes me laugh to swap definite and indefinite articles plumbo-gummite Follow Sep 4 Ugh it's so hot today, I'm sweating like the pig plumbo-gummite Sep 4 W-woah there! You scared a bejesus out of me! 46,110 notes D

The Car And Catholics

justsomeguycore Follow 5d ago the front seat of the car is a type of confessional justsomeguycore 5d ago i genuinely think that physically it's easier to have hard conversations when you're both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also 62 315 notes

justsomeguycore Follow 5d ago the front seat of the car is a type of confessional justsomeguycore 5d ago i genuinely think that physically it's easier to have hard conversations when you're both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also 62 315 notes

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Making Plans

inemanja23 21h ago Follow Google Opinion Rewards Question 2 of 5 Is your search for "oil rig explosion" related to plans you're making for the weekend? No, it is not related to weekend plans It is for both weekend and weekday Yes, both for this and the future weekends Yes, it is for future weekends Yes, it is purely for this weekend #still wakes the deep 3,463 notes D D ①

inemanja23 21h ago Follow Google Opinion Rewards Question 2 of 5 Is your search for "oil rig explosion" related to plans you're making for the weekend? No, it is not related to weekend plans It is for both weekend and weekday Yes, both for this and the future weekends Yes, it is for future weekends Yes, it is purely for this weekend #still wakes the deep 3,463 notes D D ①