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Of course it was the French horn

cuuno Follow did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out. cuuno Follow i don't mean i was like. telling people i could play guitar, i mean i was sitting in band class holding a french horn to my lips and looking at the music and not understanding any of it or knowing how to play a single note. for 3 years. cuuno Follow the two people who knew were my best friend who knew i was too stupid to play such a complicated instrument and the only other hornist in my section who had to desperately cover for me because he knew i had blackmail material on him. I only came clean this year in my senior speech and to this day people still call me mellophony and the no hit wonder.

cuuno Follow did i even tell you guys how i pretended to know how to play an instrument for three years and only two people ever figured it out. cuuno Follow i don't mean i was like. telling people i could play guitar, i mean i was sitting in band class holding a french horn to my lips and looking at the music and not understanding any of it or knowing how to play a single note. for 3 years. cuuno Follow the two people who knew were my best friend who knew i was too stupid to play such a complicated instrument and the only other hornist in my section who had to desperately cover for me because he knew i had blackmail material on him. I only came clean this year in my senior speech and to this day people still call me mellophony and the no hit wonder.

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Never forget

adhdwerewolfgf Seguir mr sandman man me a sand thesylverlining Seguir Make it the cutest man car door hook hand adhdwerewolfgf #did they know the impact they would have i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fl mile 585.739 notas D

adhdwerewolfgf Seguir mr sandman man me a sand thesylverlining Seguir Make it the cutest man car door hook hand adhdwerewolfgf #did they know the impact they would have i cannot begin to explain the emotions i feel every day knowing that this post i made in the middle of playing tf2 when i was 16 is going to be the one thing of mine that has made the largest impact on the world by a fl mile 585.739 notas D

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Right on time

2420 CAUTION BEAR IN AREA There he is The bear in area bismuth-soup Seguir His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

2420 CAUTION BEAR IN AREA There he is The bear in area bismuth-soup Seguir His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

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Clean air, warm food

woolfi76 Follow It must s being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some si quackels 601 Follow please-excuse-the-mess shamebats 2m ago #Hope #Faith #Filtered Water Reblog View post phfhphfhpjjkpj 184,710 notes

woolfi76 Follow It must s being the second generation of a post apocalyptic world cause like half the population is gonna be named Hope or some si quackels 601 Follow please-excuse-the-mess shamebats 2m ago #Hope #Faith #Filtered Water Reblog View post phfhphfhpjjkpj 184,710 notes

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I understand them

itseasytoremember someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality itseasytoremember nvm i found it

itseasytoremember someone help me find that image of 4 cats being held up in front of a brightly coloured background. the cats look calm being held but each have their own personality itseasytoremember nvm i found it

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Real

screenshotsofdespair Sep 29, 2023 I'M IT CAN'T DO NOT DON'T GOOD THIS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS AT THIS THIS DOESN'T WORK MAKE SENSE thedisasterbica Oct 2, 2023 pansexual-spaceman Self affirmation when you're a point and click protagonist

screenshotsofdespair Sep 29, 2023 I'M IT CAN'T DO NOT DON'T GOOD THIS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS AT THIS THIS DOESN'T WORK MAKE SENSE thedisasterbica Oct 2, 2023 pansexual-spaceman Self affirmation when you're a point and click protagonist

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The prophecy is fulfilled

eggcup-deactivated20180129 Quibble hands down this is my favorite picture ever greenjudy The ancient cry has been answered: can has twocatstailoring CAN HAS B010

eggcup-deactivated20180129 Quibble hands down this is my favorite picture ever greenjudy The ancient cry has been answered: can has twocatstailoring CAN HAS B010

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As you should

writing-prompt-s reblogged cheeto-flavoured-pasta 601 Follow You will not use Al to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended 121.3K notes

writing-prompt-s reblogged cheeto-flavoured-pasta 601 Follow You will not use Al to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended 121.3K notes

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Textbooks should not be so expensive, anyway

transcharlesxavier i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us "i wrote the textbook for this course but i'm going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers" autumngracy A true People's hero

transcharlesxavier i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us "i wrote the textbook for this course but i'm going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers" autumngracy A true People's hero

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To make a joke

allthemuches 2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay thespiandipper This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

allthemuches 2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay thespiandipper This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

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How deep does it go?

facts facts-i-just-made-up Ice 17 Jun 2022 The Iceberg Iceberg Explained Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com How deep does it go? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Probably not.

facts facts-i-just-made-up Ice 17 Jun 2022 The Iceberg Iceberg Explained Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com How deep does it go? The answer may surprise you. Or not. Probably not.

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I like him

dawwwwfactory Mom's potato staring at me across the room fruitsgood this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like Source: dawwwwfactory 224,028 notes D

dawwwwfactory Mom's potato staring at me across the room fruitsgood this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like Source: dawwwwfactory 224,028 notes D

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friend goes to a zizek talk

memecucker 28 feb 2019 My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator interrupted him saying "I think it's time for questions" and Zizek was like "Ok. I will ask the first one. 'Professor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?' and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if nothing happened

memecucker 28 feb 2019 My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator interrupted him saying "I think it's time for questions" and Zizek was like "Ok. I will ask the first one. 'Professor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?' and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if nothing happened

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What kind of book is this?

katarinazurar Follow "you're a writer, right?" me, staring at the one sentence i've managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory. #aesthetic #dark academia #poets on tumblr #writer things #poetry #prompts #ao3 writer #writblr #fem... See all Blaze ... tired-old-hag "the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland" what sorta Potato Famine angst are they doing research for? D 22.5K notes

katarinazurar Follow "you're a writer, right?" me, staring at the one sentence i've managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory. #aesthetic #dark academia #poets on tumblr #writer things #poetry #prompts #ao3 writer #writblr #fem... See all Blaze ... tired-old-hag "the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland" what sorta Potato Famine angst are they doing research for? D 22.5K notes

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Okay, this is cute

nosebleedclub Follow Tell me a soft memory lifeofbrybooks Follow My oldest brother is 10 years older than me. When I was in first grade, he took me shopping for new school clothes - which was huge because, as the youngest of six kids, I lived in hand-me-downs. He bought me a little navy blue, polka dot dress with a Peter Pan collar and red alphabet buttons. But, on picture day, I lost one of the buttons on the playground. I had a total meltdown because my brother spent his own money to make sure I had this new dress and I ruined it. I was a mess, totally inconsolable. My teacher was also the mom of one of my brother's best friends. She told him, and he, my brother and the entire football team searched the playground after practice for my lost button. Which they actually found. My brother sewed the button back on himself in the car all while trying to explain that he wouldn't have been mad even if I did lose it. It was just a button and a dress. But I did have one of those little red alphabet buttons sewn into my wedding dress.

nosebleedclub Follow Tell me a soft memory lifeofbrybooks Follow My oldest brother is 10 years older than me. When I was in first grade, he took me shopping for new school clothes - which was huge because, as the youngest of six kids, I lived in hand-me-downs. He bought me a little navy blue, polka dot dress with a Peter Pan collar and red alphabet buttons. But, on picture day, I lost one of the buttons on the playground. I had a total meltdown because my brother spent his own money to make sure I had this new dress and I ruined it. I was a mess, totally inconsolable. My teacher was also the mom of one of my brother's best friends. She told him, and he, my brother and the entire football team searched the playground after practice for my lost button. Which they actually found. My brother sewed the button back on himself in the car all while trying to explain that he wouldn't have been mad even if I did lose it. It was just a button and a dress. But I did have one of those little red alphabet buttons sewn into my wedding dress.

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Liking Creepypasta

yourcalamity Follow tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak! me: **growls really hard** jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe... me: i know jeff, i know slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass** me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family** me: **sighs** police: **en route** jeff: **the killer** #content #spectacle

yourcalamity Follow tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak! me: **growls really hard** jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe... me: i know jeff, i know slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass** me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family** me: **sighs** police: **en route** jeff: **the killer** #content #spectacle

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Interior design

c3rvida3 Follow 12h ago Ohhhhhh you could have a bathroom themed bathroom :) 4:02 PM I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom... 15.4K notes

c3rvida3 Follow 12h ago Ohhhhhh you could have a bathroom themed bathroom :) 4:02 PM I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom... 15.4K notes

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Top tier account

ashedink reblogged askinnyblackman ... peach-foxgloves 601 E- Follow ... birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights why birds decide to go from being big dinosaucers to small puff u ask??? to. fit. inside. dortitos. bag. 9:58 PM 4/7/19 Twitter Web Client No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

ashedink reblogged askinnyblackman ... peach-foxgloves 601 E- Follow ... birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights why birds decide to go from being big dinosaucers to small puff u ask??? to. fit. inside. dortitos. bag. 9:58 PM 4/7/19 Twitter Web Client No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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How many?!

hannahpocalypse Seguir 30 de ago. UNI ALT Two or three samurai -won't suffice. watching Seven Samurai athena-cat-wizard-official Seguir 1 de set. 601 i wonder how many they'll need predatory-lesbians-deux Seguir 1 de set. i hesitate even to speculate

hannahpocalypse Seguir 30 de ago. UNI ALT Two or three samurai -won't suffice. watching Seven Samurai athena-cat-wizard-official Seguir 1 de set. 601 i wonder how many they'll need predatory-lesbians-deux Seguir 1 de set. i hesitate even to speculate

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Chronically online

lesbianralzarek Follow Yesterday jacket pin that says "sorry if i come across as condescending by referencing niche like its si common knowledge. tumblr has slow-roasted my brain for over a decade so now i forget that ea-nasir isnt actually a household name and most people dont celebrate the anniversary of the boston molassacre. my apolocheese" 217 notes D

lesbianralzarek Follow Yesterday jacket pin that says "sorry if i come across as condescending by referencing niche like its si common knowledge. tumblr has slow-roasted my brain for over a decade so now i forget that ea-nasir isnt actually a household name and most people dont celebrate the anniversary of the boston molassacre. my apolocheese" 217 notes D

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