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womaninwinter Follow Jul 27 I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like "what's that" so I told it's a man who's obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, "well what do other people do??" icannotgetoverbirds Follow 5d ago But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having a WIFE ALT that for like a minute I lived in a world where MEN WHO HATE THEIR WIVES didn't exist. poor guy

womaninwinter Follow Jul 27 I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like "what's that" so I told it's a man who's obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, "well what do other people do??" icannotgetoverbirds Follow 5d ago But I was so caught up in the euphoria of having a WIFE ALT that for like a minute I lived in a world where MEN WHO HATE THEIR WIVES didn't exist. poor guy

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That's the point

inkskinned Follow "if you take medication for that, you'll be taking medication all your life!!" yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it's like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i'm pursuing irresponsibly. lady-harrowhark 601 Follow and the thrilling sequel: "taking meds for that is the easy way out!" right you are my dude, i'm a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

inkskinned Follow "if you take medication for that, you'll be taking medication all your life!!" yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it's like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i'm pursuing irresponsibly. lady-harrowhark 601 Follow and the thrilling sequel: "taking meds for that is the easy way out!" right you are my dude, i'm a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

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high internet intellectualism

toskarin my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen

toskarin my favorite genre of High Internet Intellectualism is when someone complains in broad strokes about media and accidentally reveals they've only been consuming content made for teenagers toskarin "why are there no stories about adults? why are all the main characters teenage boys?" my good man you are the one reading the shounen

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common factor

EL charlesoberonn Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society: reagan

EL charlesoberonn Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society: reagan

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Modernity has gone too far

baddywronglegs 31m ago You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions. "Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!" You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it. "Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit." You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there. A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app." Relenting, you scan the QR code. "Not compatible with your device." #This Putrid Modern H Blaze

baddywronglegs 31m ago You pick up the menu at the restaurant. All it contains is a QR code and instructions. "Simply scan QR code to download our app and point your phone at this page through our app for an AR view of our menu!" You get up to leave. The door won't open. There's a sign next to it. "Display your receipt in our app to the scanner to exit." You go to the bar to talk to a human. There is no-one there. A sign says "Need help? Just click the Help button in our app." Relenting, you scan the QR code. "Not compatible with your device." #This Putrid Modern H Blaze

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As long as it all goes right

uglygirlstatus i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

uglygirlstatus i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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Imagine that

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory. the-real-numbers Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükenScälden all over myself

Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory. the-real-numbers Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükenScälden all over myself

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Nasty

despazito Follow Imagine flushing 300 years worth of wax out of an elf's stupid ears dimetrodone Where do you think mideval dungeons get all the wax in their candles from

despazito Follow Imagine flushing 300 years worth of wax out of an elf's stupid ears dimetrodone Where do you think mideval dungeons get all the wax in their candles from

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To spice things up

kygerbearr Follow May 24 mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little 44,581 notes Jun 28 ☑ on

kygerbearr Follow May 24 mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little 44,581 notes Jun 28 ☑ on

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Hmmm

NZ 4 H ABCDEFGHIJKLM NOPQRSTUV W X Y Z ** CH SH TH E+ 10 0 2 3 4 5 6789 foreverdisneynerd For Atlantis, Disney needed a new language for the Atlantean people. To do this, Disney hired Mark Okrand, the man who also created the famous Klingon and Vulcan for the Star Trek series. In the Atlantean language, Mark Okrand's main source for it's roots and stems of its words are Proto-Indo- European, but as Okrand also described it as being the "tower of babel" or "root dialect" for all languages in the world, he also used ancient Chinese, Latin, Greek, Biblical Hebrew, along with many other ancient languages or their reconstructions. As such, you can actually learn to write and speak the language! strampunkgear This film is so underrated it hurts.

NZ 4 H ABCDEFGHIJKLM NOPQRSTUV W X Y Z ** CH SH TH E+ 10 0 2 3 4 5 6789 foreverdisneynerd For Atlantis, Disney needed a new language for the Atlantean people. To do this, Disney hired Mark Okrand, the man who also created the famous Klingon and Vulcan for the Star Trek series. In the Atlantean language, Mark Okrand's main source for it's roots and stems of its words are Proto-Indo- European, but as Okrand also described it as being the "tower of babel" or "root dialect" for all languages in the world, he also used ancient Chinese, Latin, Greek, Biblical Hebrew, along with many other ancient languages or their reconstructions. As such, you can actually learn to write and speak the language! strampunkgear This film is so underrated it hurts.

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Imagine

alocalfrog Follow NEW YORK POST Missing emergency slide that fell off Delta flight found • The slide washed up in front of the house of a lawyer whose firm happens to be suing Boeing over safety issues • Trapped on the rocks in a freak coincidence - was the emergency slide that fell off the Boeing 767 jetliner NEW YORK SHOWCASE - 3h POST Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

alocalfrog Follow NEW YORK POST Missing emergency slide that fell off Delta flight found • The slide washed up in front of the house of a lawyer whose firm happens to be suing Boeing over safety issues • Trapped on the rocks in a freak coincidence - was the emergency slide that fell off the Boeing 767 jetliner NEW YORK SHOWCASE - 3h POST Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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Never shut the music off

mymarifae Follow ... Jun 16 whoever decided to start implementing ads on here that automatically unmute and cut off any music app you might have on in the background as you scroll by should be hunted for sport

mymarifae Follow ... Jun 16 whoever decided to start implementing ads on here that automatically unmute and cut off any music app you might have on in the background as you scroll by should be hunted for sport

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Anyone?

hackfurs Follow did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me 19K notes

hackfurs Follow did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me 19K notes

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Mysterious Canadians

auckie Follow British guys will be like 'yeah im dobby from Kent and this is my mate Gog from upper kenswick' and American guys will be like 'I'm Rock Stiff from Tu and this is my buddy Brick Snuff from the eighth borough yknow ②' but then Canadian guys will just smile shyly and look away until you ask where they're from, to which they'll make you answer their delightful riddles three

auckie Follow British guys will be like 'yeah im dobby from Kent and this is my mate Gog from upper kenswick' and American guys will be like 'I'm Rock Stiff from Tu and this is my buddy Brick Snuff from the eighth borough yknow ②' but then Canadian guys will just smile shyly and look away until you ask where they're from, to which they'll make you answer their delightful riddles three

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Excuse me

anonymous asked call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine spacelazarwolf Follow 3d ago HELP 2,620 notes

anonymous asked call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine spacelazarwolf Follow 3d ago HELP 2,620 notes

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Luigi superiority

prokopetz The thing that's funny and relatable about Luigi isn't that he's a coward, it's that he's a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-l-dunno apprehension, whether it's hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he's the universe's second-greatest warrior and doesn't realise it because as far as he's concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing - he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It's all spiders in the bathroom to him. He's equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

prokopetz The thing that's funny and relatable about Luigi isn't that he's a coward, it's that he's a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-l-dunno apprehension, whether it's hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he's the universe's second-greatest warrior and doesn't realise it because as far as he's concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing - he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It's all spiders in the bathroom to him. He's equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

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The perfect ending

ronin Follow May 23, 2024 - 11:35 PM 1 month ago if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart #star wars 48,264 notes D

ronin Follow May 23, 2024 - 11:35 PM 1 month ago if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart #star wars 48,264 notes D

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Cruel

charlottan Follow 16h ago dos anyone want to play cars with me. spoipage Follow 16h ago charlottan 16h ago MY TOUYS

charlottan Follow 16h ago dos anyone want to play cars with me. spoipage Follow 16h ago charlottan 16h ago MY TOUYS

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This is too real

SWAG thest postcalligrapher Jun 10 Jun 10 a month ago the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings. amethystsoda 601 Follow Jun 11 i believe in summer fruits SUPREMACY ...

SWAG thest postcalligrapher Jun 10 Jun 10 a month ago the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings. amethystsoda 601 Follow Jun 11 i believe in summer fruits SUPREMACY ...

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The necklace debate

meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said "I love your necklace!!" and another girl said "I love love love love your necklace!" and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more "love" to their sentences and then one girl just said "its not that great"

meladoodle: I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said "I love your necklace!!" and another girl said "I love love love love your necklace!" and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more "love" to their sentences and then one girl just said "its not that great"

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