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A 464 de 575 personas (81%) les ha sido útil este analisis 84 personas han encontrado divertido este análisis 4 Turd Ferguson 251 productos en la cuenta 8 análisis Recomendado 5.5 h registradas Publicado: 23 de enero You can give the black girl watermelon and the mexican girl maracas 10/10 Te ha sido útil este análisis? Si No C) Divertido
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26 of 26 people (100%) found this review helpful BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 19 October, 2014 Based on people from London From steam page. English language not supported This product does not have support for your local language. Please review the supported language list below before purchasing" Wat
26 of 26 people (100%) found this review helpful BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 19 October, 2014 Based on people from London From steam page. English language not supported This product does not have support for your local language. Please review the supported language list below before purchasing" Wat

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483 of 510 people (95%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny 7 BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 7 October, 2014 Thanks to this pack, Senpai finally noticed me
483 of 510 people (95%) found this review helpful 1 person found this review funny 7 BigBangrex 149 products in account 176 reviews Recommended Posted: 7 October, 2014 Thanks to this pack, Senpai finally noticed me

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Another H1Z1 review

2,561 of 3,596 people (71%) found this review helpful 1200 people found this review funny maor 104 products in account 6 reviews Recommended 47.1 hrs on record Posted: January 18 EARLY ACCESS REVIEW >see a guy >he want to be my friend we travel for 20 minutes >he went to a random hil he said he loves me,and jumped to death si jumped too 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
2,561 of 3,596 people (71%) found this review helpful 1200 people found this review funny maor 104 products in account 6 reviews Recommended 47.1 hrs on record Posted: January 18 EARLY ACCESS REVIEW >see a guy >he want to be my friend we travel for 20 minutes >he went to a random hil he said he loves me,and jumped to death si jumped too 10/10 would cry again Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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A review for H1Z1

3,098 of 3,876 people (80%) found this review helpful 3108 people found this review funny 102 dorohn 301 products in account Recommended 8.1 hrs on record reviewW Posted: January 19 I made a bow, a few arrows, and while berry picking I came across a little community in the wilderness. A few people were gathering around making friendly small talks and making small sheds. I shot somebody in the butt. They got angry and started chasing me with machetes. crowbars, and axes. They wanted to gut me alive. We ran around the houses, the backyards, the slides. They couldn't catch me because we all ran at the same speed I ran into another crowd, one of them's butt I had shot previously. They recognized me. Luckily for me, the other crowd attacked them on accident, thinking one of them was me. The two crowds started a gang war between each other. I ran into a berry bush and hide, watching the two crowds fighting each other, thinking I may be able to pick some goodies up after they are done with each other. Both sides suffered some casualties before they realized I am the true culprit. They stopped fighting each other and ten people started looking for me, calling my name telling me I won't see another day of daylight They moved closer to the bush where I was hiding. "GET HIM!" One of them spotted me, started chargigg toward me with an axe. I ran, and luckily found a truck not far away on the other side of the fence I E into the car, locked the door, checked to see what the car might be missing. A battery, and a spark plug. People were gathering around the car, started punching it. In a hurry I checked my bag, well, what do and a spark plug! I put the battery and spark plug into the slots, and brrrrrrrmmmm the engine started I did a 360 reverse with the car, in the process ran over four people, road rage has never felt this good. I high tailed it toward the highway, while hearing the voice of a survivor yelling at me "NOOOOo, YOU KILLED ELMO!!! WHYYYYYYY???" u know, I do have a battery 99/10, would do it again
3,098 of 3,876 people (80%) found this review helpful 3108 people found this review funny 102 dorohn 301 products in account Recommended 8.1 hrs on record reviewW Posted: January 19 I made a bow, a few arrows, and while berry picking I came across a little community in the wilderness. A few people were gathering around making friendly small talks and making small sheds. I shot somebody in the butt. They got angry and started chasing me with machetes. crowbars, and axes. They wanted to gut me alive. We ran around the houses, the backyards, the slides. They couldn't catch me because we all ran at the same speed I ran into another crowd, one of them's butt I had shot previously. They recognized me. Luckily for me, the other crowd attacked them on accident, thinking one of them was me. The two crowds started a gang war between each other. I ran into a berry bush and hide, watching the two crowds fighting each other, thinking I may be able to pick some goodies up after they are done with each other. Both sides suffered some casualties before they realized I am the true culprit. They stopped fighting each other and ten people started looking for me, calling my name telling me I won't see another day of daylight They moved closer to the bush where I was hiding. "GET HIM!" One of them spotted me, started chargigg toward me with an axe. I ran, and luckily found a truck not far away on the other side of the fence I E into the car, locked the door, checked to see what the car might be missing. A battery, and a spark plug. People were gathering around the car, started punching it. In a hurry I checked my bag, well, what do and a spark plug! I put the battery and spark plug into the slots, and brrrrrrrmmmm the engine started I did a 360 reverse with the car, in the process ran over four people, road rage has never felt this good. I high tailed it toward the highway, while hearing the voice of a survivor yelling at me "NOOOOo, YOU KILLED ELMO!!! WHYYYYYYY???" u know, I do have a battery 99/10, would do it again

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Review of Left 4 Dead 2 - By Tank

137 of 147 people (93%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny 14 Sportsfreak 8roducts in account Recommended 28.0 hrs on record Posted: 28 December, 2014 Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "Love Muffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers to big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting. try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tanlk will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy. Was this review helpful? Yes No
137 of 147 people (93%) found this review helpful 32 people found this review funny 14 Sportsfreak 8roducts in account Recommended 28.0 hrs on record Posted: 28 December, 2014 Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 pound, horribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "Love Muffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers to big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on the streets of city, instead of shooting. try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tanlk will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy. Was this review helpful? Yes No

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Someone is turning Japanese...

221 of 282 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 67.2 hrs last two weeks/428.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:17am Updated: 30 Dec, 2014 3:16pm Didn't mean to play so long... swear... I just got lost in Japan. It's not like I love Akira or anything... View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ...Aki-chan...
221 of 282 people (78%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 67.2 hrs last two weeks/428.0 hrs on record Posted: 24 Nov, 2014 @ 8:17am Updated: 30 Dec, 2014 3:16pm Didn't mean to play so long... swear... I just got lost in Japan. It's not like I love Akira or anything... View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This ...Aki-chan...

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501 of 539 people (93%) found this review helpful 75 people found this review funny 4 mudjunkie 169 products in account 9 reviews Not Recommended 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 26 September, 2014 This was recommended to me and I now have trust issues. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny
501 of 539 people (93%) found this review helpful 75 people found this review funny 4 mudjunkie 169 products in account 9 reviews Not Recommended 0.4 hrs on record Posted: 26 September, 2014 This was recommended to me and I now have trust issues. Was this review helpful? Yes No C) Funny

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277 of 318 people (87%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny 2 Dr.Robo Jesus.Ph 24 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 536.3 hrs on record A scottish black man killing a Russian with an high explosive grenade launcher and then dancing like there is no tommorow. 10/10 will rekt again Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny
277 of 318 people (87%) found this review helpful 10 people found this review funny 2 Dr.Robo Jesus.Ph 24 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 536.3 hrs on record A scottish black man killing a Russian with an high explosive grenade launcher and then dancing like there is no tommorow. 10/10 will rekt again Was this review helpful? YesNoFunny

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50 1259 of 1 ,414 people (89%) found this review helpful 134 people found this review funny Recommended 4,125.5 hrs on record 28 products in account Posted: November 30, 2014 Lost my girlfriend havent left my house in 3 years. spent over 1000 dollars on hats. ruined my life 10/10 I came Its ok. Was this review helpful? Yes -No Funny
50 1259 of 1 ,414 people (89%) found this review helpful 134 people found this review funny Recommended 4,125.5 hrs on record 28 products in account Posted: November 30, 2014 Lost my girlfriend havent left my house in 3 years. spent over 1000 dollars on hats. ruined my life 10/10 I came Its ok. Was this review helpful? Yes -No Funny

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Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: Oct 26, 20147:48pm >stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of DLC Quest >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >l smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this vvvvvv is buying! That's not Call of Duty! what a piece of VV▼▼!" >l quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This >l smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >l quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react he bellows and charges forward >l expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >l draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back "...requiescat in pace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..." >l sheath my sword >"You're not my type." >skate away on my Heelys
Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /3.1 hrs on record Posted: Oct 26, 20147:48pm >stroll into my local GameStop looking to pick up a copy of DLC Quest >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >l smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this vvvvvv is buying! That's not Call of Duty! what a piece of VV▼▼!" >l quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This >l smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >l quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react he bellows and charges forward >l expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >l draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back "...requiescat in pace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..." >l sheath my sword >"You're not my type." >skate away on my Heelys

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Nekopara steam review

上Watch ←-C fi D steamcommunity.com/id/Remilia-sama/recommended/333600 Watch Watch Watch Mang Intern Imag Image Steam Steam 500 ISIS C ▼○HOME 165.c Remilia Scarlet >eviews> NEKOPARA Vol. 1 214 of 247 people (87%) found this review helpful 60 people found this review funny NEKOPARA Recommended 32.9 hrs last two weeks/32.9 hrs on record Posted: 14 Jan 3:45pm Updated: 14 Jan @ 3:46pm > I was only an Otaku > I loved Chocola and Vanilla so much, I had all their Doujins and Figurines >I pray to Chocola and Vanilla every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've beern given >"Nekopara is love* I say. "Nekopara is life View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Thise Everyone hears me and they called me a weeb >I knew they were just jelous of my devotion to Chocola and Vanilla > I called everyone a trollfag > They slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my kawali face hurts > I lay in anime bed and it's totally really cold >A warmth is moving towards me OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Delete I feel something fluffy touch me >It's Chocola and Vanilla > I am so happy > They whispers in to ear "This is my fluffy tail > They grabbed me with their powerful fluffy paws and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready Change Visibility Public Set Review Language English > I spread my steam wallet for Chocola and Vanilla > They penetrated my wallet >It hurts so much but I do it for Chocola and Vanilla >I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water > I push against their force >I want to please Chocola and Vanilla >They Nyaan a might Nyaa as they filled my wallet with their kawai-ness >Everyone walks in FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: lzato View Wishlist 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Chocola and Vanilla looks at them straight in the eye and says. "It's all neko now > Chocola and Vanilla leaves through my Computer > Nekopara is love, Nekopara is life FrostedBeats 6.2 hrs/6.2 hrs
上Watch ←-C fi D steamcommunity.com/id/Remilia-sama/recommended/333600 Watch Watch Watch Mang Intern Imag Image Steam Steam 500 ISIS C ▼○HOME 165.c Remilia Scarlet >eviews> NEKOPARA Vol. 1 214 of 247 people (87%) found this review helpful 60 people found this review funny NEKOPARA Recommended 32.9 hrs last two weeks/32.9 hrs on record Posted: 14 Jan 3:45pm Updated: 14 Jan @ 3:46pm > I was only an Otaku > I loved Chocola and Vanilla so much, I had all their Doujins and Figurines >I pray to Chocola and Vanilla every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've beern given >"Nekopara is love* I say. "Nekopara is life View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like Thise Everyone hears me and they called me a weeb >I knew they were just jelous of my devotion to Chocola and Vanilla > I called everyone a trollfag > They slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now, and my kawali face hurts > I lay in anime bed and it's totally really cold >A warmth is moving towards me OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Delete I feel something fluffy touch me >It's Chocola and Vanilla > I am so happy > They whispers in to ear "This is my fluffy tail > They grabbed me with their powerful fluffy paws and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready Change Visibility Public Set Review Language English > I spread my steam wallet for Chocola and Vanilla > They penetrated my wallet >It hurts so much but I do it for Chocola and Vanilla >I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water > I push against their force >I want to please Chocola and Vanilla >They Nyaan a might Nyaa as they filled my wallet with their kawai-ness >Everyone walks in FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: lzato View Wishlist 1 FRIEND ALREADY OWNS THIS GAME: Chocola and Vanilla looks at them straight in the eye and says. "It's all neko now > Chocola and Vanilla leaves through my Computer > Nekopara is love, Nekopara is life FrostedBeats 6.2 hrs/6.2 hrs

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13 366 of 407 people (90%) found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Dunwang 79 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 5.9 hrs on record Posted: 12 November, 2014 THIS GAME IS: 10% luck 20% SKILL 15% CONCENTRATED 5% PLEASURE 50% PAIN POWER OF WILL AND 100% REASON TO PURCHASE THE GAME. Was this review helpful? Yes | No Funny
13 366 of 407 people (90%) found this review helpful 15 people found this review funny Dunwang 79 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 5.9 hrs on record Posted: 12 November, 2014 THIS GAME IS: 10% luck 20% SKILL 15% CONCENTRATED 5% PLEASURE 50% PAIN POWER OF WILL AND 100% REASON TO PURCHASE THE GAME. Was this review helpful? Yes | No Funny

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Damn Gandhi

deku. Iink2門ー间× Steam View Friends Games Help ← → C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/kdevillrecommended/8930/ STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK kDeviL Reviews >» Sid Meier's Civilization V 29 of 29 people (100%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 107.4 hrs last two weeks /361.6 hrs on record Posted: Jan 1510:58pm For those who are deciding whether or not to purchase civ 5, I will compile a small pros and cons list to help you out. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Pros - Greatest game on Planet. Cons Loss of Friends - Loss of Time - Loss of Job 1 FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: Katfann View Wishlist Loss of Pet Fish (poor fish) - Loss of Sleep - Loss of Sex - Loss of Money for snacks - Loss of Money for Drinks - Loss of Money for pot 3 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME ThatKidYouNoah 191.1 hrs Natsu Dragneel 72.2 hrs Well Known Gateway Drug to Crack - Ghandi - Probably Illegal somewhere - Have 350 Hours on Steam Giggleschmork 240.1 hrs Bought the game 3 weeks ago - Help Me.. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:30 AM 1/24/2015
deku. Iink2門ー间× Steam View Friends Games Help ← → C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/kdevillrecommended/8930/ STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK kDeviL Reviews >» Sid Meier's Civilization V 29 of 29 people (100%) found this review helpful 13 people found this review funny Recommended 107.4 hrs last two weeks /361.6 hrs on record Posted: Jan 1510:58pm For those who are deciding whether or not to purchase civ 5, I will compile a small pros and cons list to help you out. View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This Pros - Greatest game on Planet. Cons Loss of Friends - Loss of Time - Loss of Job 1 FRIEND WANTS THIS GAME: Katfann View Wishlist Loss of Pet Fish (poor fish) - Loss of Sleep - Loss of Sex - Loss of Money for snacks - Loss of Money for Drinks - Loss of Money for pot 3 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME ThatKidYouNoah 191.1 hrs Natsu Dragneel 72.2 hrs Well Known Gateway Drug to Crack - Ghandi - Probably Illegal somewhere - Have 350 Hours on Steam Giggleschmork 240.1 hrs Bought the game 3 weeks ago - Help Me.. Was this review helpful? Yes No CFunny SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:30 AM 1/24/2015

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Tf2 Review. I'm a beast as engie

Steam View Friends Games Help ← → STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/deku_linklrecommended/440 Spooky Deku Link Reviews > Team Fortress 2 No ratings yet TEAM FORTRESS 2 Recommended 2.7 hrs last two weeks / 28.4 hrs on record Posted: Jan 17 8:10am play as engie >Go right to intel >No one else guarding Place sentry and dispenser right underneath stairs >Upgrade both of them to level 3 >Go back to spawn to place teleporter View Store Page View Community Hub Q Find More Like This Spy's sappin mah sentry! >Break the sapper >Was redtape OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Reupgrade sentry Try to go back to spawn >Get sapped again >Come back break sapper lightbulb ® Delete Change Visibility walk upp stairs and hide >See spy uncloack wreck him with frontier justics We win match 5 times in a row, 3 to O only one guarding entire time Public Set Review Language English 17 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME Dark 0.9 hrs/97.1 hrs 0 Comments SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:26 AM 1/24/2015
Steam View Friends Games Help ← → STORE LIBRARY COMMUNITY SPOOKY DEKU LINK C http:llsteamcommunity.com/id/deku_linklrecommended/440 Spooky Deku Link Reviews > Team Fortress 2 No ratings yet TEAM FORTRESS 2 Recommended 2.7 hrs last two weeks / 28.4 hrs on record Posted: Jan 17 8:10am play as engie >Go right to intel >No one else guarding Place sentry and dispenser right underneath stairs >Upgrade both of them to level 3 >Go back to spawn to place teleporter View Store Page View Community Hub Q Find More Like This Spy's sappin mah sentry! >Break the sapper >Was redtape OWNER CONTROLS Edit Review Reupgrade sentry Try to go back to spawn >Get sapped again >Come back break sapper lightbulb ® Delete Change Visibility walk upp stairs and hide >See spy uncloack wreck him with frontier justics We win match 5 times in a row, 3 to O only one guarding entire time Public Set Review Language English 17 FRIENDS ALREADY OWN THIS GAME Dark 0.9 hrs/97.1 hrs 0 Comments SSA +ADD A GAME. DOWNLOADING 1 of 4 ltems Complete MEW FRIENDS LIST 0 Online 10:26 AM 1/24/2015

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1,126 of 1,191 people (95%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny 24 waabi mkwa 101 products in account Recommended 95.5 hrs on record review Posted: November 14, 2014 Became a mercenary for a kingdom A who was fighting Kingdom B -Contract expired -Accepted contract for Kingdom B against A. -Contract expired -Attempted to dethrone ruler of B with a claimant. Dethroned king B with claimant Abandon new king -Topple both kingdoms A and B and Establish the Kingdom of Morrowind Set sights on rest of continent... 10/10- would betray everyone again Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 913 of 980 people (93%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Static 35 products in account f reviews Recommended 102.6 hrs on recoro Posted: October 21, 2014 Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven! Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth- King Harlaus: Who's the king here? Me: You King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters.wes love oe Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief? King Harlaus:I will certainly support your claim! (Practically ever lord supports me) (King Harlaus takes it for himself) (I get Peshmir, a poor village) King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw! Me: Oh my god, really? King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (Alsodidlforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouh avenogarrison?) King Harlaus is a piece of vvvv Swadia man, never pick Swadia. Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny 519 of 569 people (91%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny IGCGjDeathwatch 86 products in account Recommended 1,604.4 hrs on record 19 reviews Posted: September 3, 2014 THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
1,126 of 1,191 people (95%) found this review helpful 33 people found this review funny 24 waabi mkwa 101 products in account Recommended 95.5 hrs on record review Posted: November 14, 2014 Became a mercenary for a kingdom A who was fighting Kingdom B -Contract expired -Accepted contract for Kingdom B against A. -Contract expired -Attempted to dethrone ruler of B with a claimant. Dethroned king B with claimant Abandon new king -Topple both kingdoms A and B and Establish the Kingdom of Morrowind Set sights on rest of continent... 10/10- would betray everyone again Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 913 of 980 people (93%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny Static 35 products in account f reviews Recommended 102.6 hrs on recoro Posted: October 21, 2014 Mount and Blade: Warband is great. But King Harlaus is literally the worst piece of human refuse in existence King Harlaus: Come to my feast at Praven! Me: But Praven's under siege, shouldn't we be marshalling an army or someth- King Harlaus: Who's the king here? Me: You King Harlaus: That's right. Now you be sure to read all the poetry you can to all the lord's daughters.wes love oe Me: I took back Dhirim all by myself, so I was wondering if I could maybe get it as a fief? King Harlaus:I will certainly support your claim! (Practically ever lord supports me) (King Harlaus takes it for himself) (I get Peshmir, a poor village) King Harlaus: Here, have the town of Curaw! Me: Oh my god, really? King Harlaus: Of course, for your valiant service (Alsodidlforgettomentionthevaegirsarelayingsiegetoitandyouh avenogarrison?) King Harlaus is a piece of vvvv Swadia man, never pick Swadia. Was this review helpful? Yes No 3 Funny 519 of 569 people (91%) found this review helpful 30 people found this review funny IGCGjDeathwatch 86 products in account Recommended 1,604.4 hrs on record 19 reviews Posted: September 3, 2014 THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS! Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny

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Steam Reviews: Dark Souls II

5,333 of 6,126 people (87%) found this review helpful 136 388 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 15.9 hrs on record Game is so hard I can't even launch it Posted: April 24th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 1,371 of 1,554 people (88%) found this review helpful 23 Ruby Rose 119 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 29.5 hrs on record I just got gangbanged by Three Little Pigs Posted April 25th, 2014 was this review helpful? Yes No
5,333 of 6,126 people (87%) found this review helpful 136 388 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 15.9 hrs on record Game is so hard I can't even launch it Posted: April 24th, 2014 Was this review helpful? Yes No 1,371 of 1,554 people (88%) found this review helpful 23 Ruby Rose 119 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 29.5 hrs on record I just got gangbanged by Three Little Pigs Posted April 25th, 2014 was this review helpful? Yes No

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(The Forest) How's that for a bedtime story

6,176 of 7,285 people (85%) found this review helpful THE FOREST Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks/7 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVMIEW I found a sea turtle and I named him Carl. We played games together. We laughed. We cried The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Carl. 10/10 Posted: 31 May@10:28pm Was this review helpful? Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This
6,176 of 7,285 people (85%) found this review helpful THE FOREST Recommended 0 hrs last two weeks/7 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVMIEW I found a sea turtle and I named him Carl. We played games together. We laughed. We cried The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Carl. 10/10 Posted: 31 May@10:28pm Was this review helpful? Yes No View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This

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I WAS KILLED BY 3 PIGLETS FASTER THAN I WAS BY A GIANT WITH A GREATSWORD 10/10
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62 of 63 people (98%) found this review helpful Recommended 29.7 hrs on record Walked into a room on a night sever, in which 2 guys with no pants proceeded to beat me over the head with shovels, Chanting tribe chants. Posted: 4 January Was this review helpful? Yes No
62 of 63 people (98%) found this review helpful Recommended 29.7 hrs on record Walked into a room on a night sever, in which 2 guys with no pants proceeded to beat me over the head with shovels, Chanting tribe chants. Posted: 4 January Was this review helpful? Yes No

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