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● ● ● ● STOP DOING ASTROPHYSICS GALAXIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OBSERVED DAILY TERABYTES OF DATA yet NO REAL USE FOUND for going beyond the GALACTIC PLANE and an EMPIRICAL POWER LAW M(400)+YAM(400) 20 Wanted to see further anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called HALLUCINATIONS "2MASX J13252775-4301073 sure looks beautiful today”, “I better edit default.sex so I can run SExtractor on HIPASS J1131-31.fits" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what astrophysicists have been DEMANDING your Respect for all this time, with all the observatories and Python wrappers we built for them (This is REAL Astrophysics, done by REAL Astrophysicists) "The JLA best fit Pure acceleration - de Sitter SLSNe best fit 1.5 Redshift (2) ? 658 42 Einstein- de 3 • SLSNe JLA Sitter 0.38, 0.62 0.29, A-0.71 0.0, 1.0 1.0, ₁ = 0.0 30⁰ SLSNe rms 0.27 JLA rms 0.17 24⁰ 2.5 18⁰ 12⁰ 10 10 10 10 10 PDR Dust M 82 HII Regions Non-lonizing Stars Escaping Synchrotron 3 100 Wavelength [um] ?????? 10° A 10* 6 10 20 40 Wavelength [am] is down the (Re) 4.5 4.0 3.5 3.0 2.5 2.0 1.5 1.0 flux(F/FY T(K) 2000 1400 1000/ 20.1 2000 10004 300 100 30 -700 10 500 NGỘ 300 A A 1.4-1.9 Neptune They have played us for absolute fools 2-3 R₂ p=10 g ------- ision-stripp 3.5 33%Fe 100% Fe 13.0 50 2.5 1.5 ●RV ATTV 1.0 it will. 0.6 0.8 1 1.5 2 3 4 5678910 15 20 m (M₂) ???????????? to the left"
● ● ● ● STOP DOING ASTROPHYSICS GALAXIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OBSERVED DAILY TERABYTES OF DATA yet NO REAL USE FOUND for going beyond the GALACTIC PLANE and an EMPIRICAL POWER LAW M(400)+YAM(400) 20 Wanted to see further anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called HALLUCINATIONS "2MASX J13252775-4301073 sure looks beautiful today”, “I better edit default.sex so I can run SExtractor on HIPASS J1131-31.fits" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what astrophysicists have been DEMANDING your Respect for all this time, with all the observatories and Python wrappers we built for them (This is REAL Astrophysics, done by REAL Astrophysicists) "The JLA best fit Pure acceleration - de Sitter SLSNe best fit 1.5 Redshift (2) ? 658 42 Einstein- de 3 • SLSNe JLA Sitter 0.38, 0.62 0.29, A-0.71 0.0, 1.0 1.0, ₁ = 0.0 30⁰ SLSNe rms 0.27 JLA rms 0.17 24⁰ 2.5 18⁰ 12⁰ 10 10 10 10 10 PDR Dust M 82 HII Regions Non-lonizing Stars Escaping Synchrotron 3 100 Wavelength [um] ?????? 10° A 10* 6 10 20 40 Wavelength [am] is down the (Re) 4.5 4.0 3.5 3.0 2.5 2.0 1.5 1.0 flux(F/FY T(K) 2000 1400 1000/ 20.1 2000 10004 300 100 30 -700 10 500 NGỘ 300 A A 1.4-1.9 Neptune They have played us for absolute fools 2-3 R₂ p=10 g ------- ision-stripp 3.5 33%Fe 100% Fe 13.0 50 2.5 1.5 ●RV ATTV 1.0 it will. 0.6 0.8 1 1.5 2 3 4 5678910 15 20 m (M₂) ???????????? to the left"

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STOP USING BINARY GENDERS

STOP USING BINARY GENDERS - GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSIGNED - CENTURIES OF NORMALISING CISNORMATIVITY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENFORCING societal preconceptions on OTHERS - Wanted to do that anyways? Back in the day we had a TOOL for that; its called good 'ol BIGOTRY - Soon you're gonna tell me your LANGUAGE is GENDERED TOO - CLOTHING HAS NO GENDER - "Sir"???? "Ma'am"???? - "Yes please be a MAN about something. That's GIRLY" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged - Your FUZZY GENDER FEELINGS are now BOXED INTO this arbitrary RANKING SYSTEM Look at what they have wanted us to assign binary gender to over the ages ""Boy""???? "Look! It's a boy!" They played us for absolute fools "Woman"??? "Male"???
STOP USING BINARY GENDERS - GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSIGNED - CENTURIES OF NORMALISING CISNORMATIVITY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENFORCING societal preconceptions on OTHERS - Wanted to do that anyways? Back in the day we had a TOOL for that; its called good 'ol BIGOTRY - Soon you're gonna tell me your LANGUAGE is GENDERED TOO - CLOTHING HAS NO GENDER - "Sir"???? "Ma'am"???? - "Yes please be a MAN about something. That's GIRLY" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged - Your FUZZY GENDER FEELINGS are now BOXED INTO this arbitrary RANKING SYSTEM Look at what they have wanted us to assign binary gender to over the ages ""Boy""???? "Look! It's a boy!" They played us for absolute fools "Woman"??? "Male"???

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STOP WRITING SCI-FI

Catherine @whitequark STOP WRITING SCI-FI DYSTOPIAS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES LOOK AT WHAT CAPITALISTS HAVE DONE WITH THE WORKS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM (LOTR) (Minority Report) (Asimov's collected works) WANTED TO READ ABOUT SOMETHING MIND-WRETCHINGLY AWFUL FOR A WHILE? WE ALREADY HAD A TOOL FOR THAT: THE NEWSPAPER 1+ 158 1d * 339
Catherine @whitequark STOP WRITING SCI-FI DYSTOPIAS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES LOOK AT WHAT CAPITALISTS HAVE DONE WITH THE WORKS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM (LOTR) (Minority Report) (Asimov's collected works) WANTED TO READ ABOUT SOMETHING MIND-WRETCHINGLY AWFUL FOR A WHILE? WE ALREADY HAD A TOOL FOR THAT: THE NEWSPAPER 1+ 158 1d * 339

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Stop Visiting Spooky Wrecks

STOP visiting SPOOKY WRECKS -it is scary and dark down there i am sleepy BUI MMS 41:03 N. 59 95 W -that is his home, he is taking a nap and u are RUDELY interrupting ---- -there is no treasure down there -be a paleontologist instead: dinosaur bones are cool and cannot drown you this is folly -there are like 1500 p----- off ghosts down there "hm yes i think i will annoy dead victims of capitalism in my corporate sub" -someone who is about to drown
STOP visiting SPOOKY WRECKS -it is scary and dark down there i am sleepy BUI MMS 41:03 N. 59 95 W -that is his home, he is taking a nap and u are RUDELY interrupting ---- -there is no treasure down there -be a paleontologist instead: dinosaur bones are cool and cannot drown you this is folly -there are like 1500 p----- off ghosts down there "hm yes i think i will annoy dead victims of capitalism in my corporate sub" -someone who is about to drown

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stop doing philosophy

STOP DOING PHILOSOPHY WORDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ANALYSES YEARS OF BOXES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for NEWCOMB'S PROBLEM • Wanted to KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO? We had a tool for that: It was called THE BIBLE "Yes please give me A COMPOSITE OBJECT. Please give me THE PROPER PARTS of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what PHILOSOPHERS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the POSTDOCS&JOURNALS we built for them (This is REAL ETHICS done by REAL ETHICISTS ): ????? ??????? ???? "Hello I would like N+1 apples please" imgflip.com They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING PHILOSOPHY WORDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ANALYSES YEARS OF BOXES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for NEWCOMB'S PROBLEM • Wanted to KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO? We had a tool for that: It was called THE BIBLE "Yes please give me A COMPOSITE OBJECT. Please give me THE PROPER PARTS of it" - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards LOOK at what PHILOSOPHERS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the POSTDOCS&JOURNALS we built for them (This is REAL ETHICS done by REAL ETHICISTS ): ????? ??????? ???? "Hello I would like N+1 apples please" imgflip.com They have played us for absolute fools

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Put your silly little hammer AWAY

● ● STOP DOING GEOLOGY ROCKS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES YEARS OF MAPPING yet NO REAL WORLD USE other than GOING SOMEWHERE Wanted to look for some natural resource? We have a tool for that: it's called A SHOVEL "Yes please describe this dirt. Please measure the slight angles of the ground" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Geologists have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the hammers and compasses we made for them (This is REAL SCIENCE done by REAL GEOLOGISTS) PALEOZOIC MESOZOICACEOUS GENOZOIC early UNEXPOSED ???? HP evidence Phy HP mineral assemblage elevation in meters "Hello I would like 20 9 ▼20 m equipotential line equipotential line value (meters) 20 water sand rock concrete flow line water level ??????? Binary Eutectics 1190 ernary Eutectic - A Figure 1 Binary Eutectic 14 m Swedieh 5766m Tichreen 4121m Neogene Paleogene Cretaceous Jurassic Triassic Upper Paleozoic Lower Paleozoic Enayat They have played us for absolute fools Demol Ishara 3019m Ban Bafoun 2641m Khanassen 4121m Balaas 3190 rocks please" 3376m Abou Zounar (based on surface section) ??????????? Bussra 3933m
● ● STOP DOING GEOLOGY ROCKS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES YEARS OF MAPPING yet NO REAL WORLD USE other than GOING SOMEWHERE Wanted to look for some natural resource? We have a tool for that: it's called A SHOVEL "Yes please describe this dirt. Please measure the slight angles of the ground" -statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Geologists have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the hammers and compasses we made for them (This is REAL SCIENCE done by REAL GEOLOGISTS) PALEOZOIC MESOZOICACEOUS GENOZOIC early UNEXPOSED ???? HP evidence Phy HP mineral assemblage elevation in meters "Hello I would like 20 9 ▼20 m equipotential line equipotential line value (meters) 20 water sand rock concrete flow line water level ??????? Binary Eutectics 1190 ernary Eutectic - A Figure 1 Binary Eutectic 14 m Swedieh 5766m Tichreen 4121m Neogene Paleogene Cretaceous Jurassic Triassic Upper Paleozoic Lower Paleozoic Enayat They have played us for absolute fools Demol Ishara 3019m Ban Bafoun 2641m Khanassen 4121m Balaas 3190 rocks please" 3376m Abou Zounar (based on surface section) ??????????? Bussra 3933m

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Stop doing RPG Elements

STOP DOING RPG ELEMENTS ITEMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS YEARS OF GAMES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for +8% Poison Resistance • Wanted to do more damage? that: It was called levelling up We had a tool for "Yes please give me +4 armor piercing and +2% stamina regeneration" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what designers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computer software we built for them 472-576 DAMAGE +70 +250 Armor piercing +50% Critical hit damage bonus +5% Critical hit chance +10% Chance to cause bleeding +5% Bonus experience from monsters ????? ??????? ????? "Hello I would like +5% damage to undead" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING RPG ELEMENTS ITEMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS YEARS OF GAMES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for +8% Poison Resistance • Wanted to do more damage? that: It was called levelling up We had a tool for "Yes please give me +4 armor piercing and +2% stamina regeneration" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what designers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the computer software we built for them 472-576 DAMAGE +70 +250 Armor piercing +50% Critical hit damage bonus +5% Critical hit chance +10% Chance to cause bleeding +5% Bonus experience from monsters ????? ??????? ????? "Hello I would like +5% damage to undead" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Talking to Cops

STOP TALKING TO COPS PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY ● DECADES OF IMPRISONMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD DATA showing ANY reduction in violence ● Want to be protected against violent actors anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called COMMUNITY SELF-DEFENSE "Yes put this bad person in a box. If they suffer a lot, other baddies will stop doing more harm” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what police officers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the money we hand over in taxes for them (This is REAL policing, done by REAL cops): CARPER BASURA! OCP LAT PULIS COOLIC OCPD 9 ????? ??????? poik "Hello I was harmed, I would like 10 [Vengeance Stateharms] in compensation so I'll be alright again" They have played us for absolute fools image: lebonk@wetdry.world, 2022-12-24 JKP text: elilla@transmom.love, 2022-03-10
STOP TALKING TO COPS PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY ● DECADES OF IMPRISONMENT yet NO REAL-WORLD DATA showing ANY reduction in violence ● Want to be protected against violent actors anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called COMMUNITY SELF-DEFENSE "Yes put this bad person in a box. If they suffer a lot, other baddies will stop doing more harm” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what police officers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the money we hand over in taxes for them (This is REAL policing, done by REAL cops): CARPER BASURA! OCP LAT PULIS COOLIC OCPD 9 ????? ??????? poik "Hello I was harmed, I would like 10 [Vengeance Stateharms] in compensation so I'll be alright again" They have played us for absolute fools image: lebonk@wetdry.world, 2022-12-24 JKP text: elilla@transmom.love, 2022-03-10

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universal power adaptors are a scam

C Ens universal power adapters are a SCAM AIR CANADA / adaptor plug kit with convertisseur/a AMERS S avec étui 604 LEach usb 24A max Smart 344 Toal Each USB 24A Max Type-e see the holes? those are so you can tie wire around them tie one end of a wire around each prong, stick the other ends in your outlet DO NOT ASK YOUR ELECTRICIAN ABOUT THIS THEY ARE ALL PAWNS OF BIG ELECTRICITY works for any socket universal power adapters are a scam made up by big electricity
C Ens universal power adapters are a SCAM AIR CANADA / adaptor plug kit with convertisseur/a AMERS S avec étui 604 LEach usb 24A max Smart 344 Toal Each USB 24A Max Type-e see the holes? those are so you can tie wire around them tie one end of a wire around each prong, stick the other ends in your outlet DO NOT ASK YOUR ELECTRICIAN ABOUT THIS THEY ARE ALL PAWNS OF BIG ELECTRICITY works for any socket universal power adapters are a scam made up by big electricity

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STOP DOING ANIMATION

STOP DOING ANIMATION! 7 H +7 18 125 14 12 O S - DRAWINGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE - YEARS OF OVERTIME AND CRUNCH yet NO PAY RAISE and NO FUTURE CAREER PROSPECTS - Want to see pictures move anyway just for a laugh? We already have something for that it is called "MOVIES" - "Yes please, give me 24 FRAMES of mona lisa. Please SQUASH AND STRETCH it for me" - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Animators have been demanding your Respect for all this time. (This is REAL animation, done by REAL animators) .. R 22 15 3 H FO ??????? Sheet Summary gound be p paste ????????? "Hello I would like to watch ?????????????? please" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING ANIMATION! 7 H +7 18 125 14 12 O S - DRAWINGS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MOVE - YEARS OF OVERTIME AND CRUNCH yet NO PAY RAISE and NO FUTURE CAREER PROSPECTS - Want to see pictures move anyway just for a laugh? We already have something for that it is called "MOVIES" - "Yes please, give me 24 FRAMES of mona lisa. Please SQUASH AND STRETCH it for me" - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Animators have been demanding your Respect for all this time. (This is REAL animation, done by REAL animators) .. R 22 15 3 H FO ??????? Sheet Summary gound be p paste ????????? "Hello I would like to watch ?????????????? please" They have played us for absolute fools

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stop learning mahjong

STOP LEARNING MAHJONG • GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE MATH • SO MANY YAKU yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more than TANYAO • Wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING" ● "I should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeiko, and call riichi so I have a chance to get ura dora" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Pros have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the tiles & yaku we created for them (These are REAL hands, played by REAL players): 南袭 * 蔬東北 班亚班 蔡 東南南 南南西西西北北中中中北 ?? ??? See Step Bach ??????? "You have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP LEARNING MAHJONG • GAMES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO INVOLVE MATH • SO MANY YAKU yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything more than TANYAO • Wanted to go for bigger hands anyway? We had a tool for that: It was called "GUESSING" ● "I should build junchan, sanshoku, and iipeiko, and call riichi so I have a chance to get ura dora" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Pros have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the tiles & yaku we created for them (These are REAL hands, played by REAL players): 南袭 * 蔬東北 班亚班 蔡 東南南 南南西西西北北中中中北 ?? ??? See Step Bach ??????? "You have to discard the 7 sou or you'll end up in furiten" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop doing eCONomics

STOP DOING ECONOMICS •Years of (X'X) X'y yet ecONomists CANNOT predict recessions !! •Buying fruits at the grocery store SHOULD NOT be modelled mathematically •Wanted to tell us that things are BLUE?? We already have a tool for that, go look at the sky with your eyes! •"Yes please give me x= " of something" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly DERANGED Lim1 LOOK at what eCONomists have been demanding YOUR respect for all this time (This is REAL eCONomics done by REAL eCONomists) Conmodn I Fig 1 Grurl lelrandug minus or plus unemployment rate (N) ??? ???? THIS IS HOW eCONomists draw japan ???? (#) 1-v M. (1- N)- max Eo C,N.B M/P 1-0 1-v 1-7 t=0 "Hello I would like apples please" subject to PC +Q.B + M¢ < Bz-1+ Mt-1 + W,N-T for all t They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING ECONOMICS •Years of (X'X) X'y yet ecONomists CANNOT predict recessions !! •Buying fruits at the grocery store SHOULD NOT be modelled mathematically •Wanted to tell us that things are BLUE?? We already have a tool for that, go look at the sky with your eyes! •"Yes please give me x= " of something" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly DERANGED Lim1 LOOK at what eCONomists have been demanding YOUR respect for all this time (This is REAL eCONomics done by REAL eCONomists) Conmodn I Fig 1 Grurl lelrandug minus or plus unemployment rate (N) ??? ???? THIS IS HOW eCONomists draw japan ???? (#) 1-v M. (1- N)- max Eo C,N.B M/P 1-0 1-v 1-7 t=0 "Hello I would like apples please" subject to PC +Q.B + M¢ < Bz-1+ Mt-1 + W,N-T for all t They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing Environment Art


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Stop Making Memes


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Stop Doing Zoning

STOP DOING ZONING LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMON SENSE" "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time (This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions): City of Salem Zoning Map ev ????? ?????? ???????? ??????? "Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1" They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING ZONING LAND WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ALPHANUMERIC CODES YEARS OF ZONING yet NO REAL-WORLD BENEFIT found for restricting new development Wanted to figure out where to build something? We had a tool for that: It was called "COMMON SENSE" "Yes please give me ZERO new housing units. Please ensure you meet the Parking Minimum" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Zoning Commissions have been demanding your Respect for all this time (This is REAL Zoning, done by REAL Zoning Commissions): City of Salem Zoning Map ev ????? ?????? ???????? ??????? "Hello I would like to change the zoning of this plot from R3 to R1" They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing Music Theory

STOP DOING MUSIC THEORY • SOUNDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • NO REAL-WORLD USE found for SPECIES COUNTERPOINT • Want to analyze music? We had a tool for that, it's called EARS "That sound is an F SHARP. Those two tones are a TRITONE. These sounds are a HALF DIMINISHED SUBDOMINANT FIRST INVERSION" statements dreamed up by the utterly | Deranged LOOK at this REAL MUSIC THEORY that REAL MUSIC THEORISTS are THEORIZING, with all the pianos and staff paper we built for them (This is REAL MUSIC THEORY by REAL MUSIC THEORISTS) Exposition Development Recapitulation 2na Themets) losing themets any or all themes develoged Introduction closing Coda themetii coptiona) tst lostionall. thetmes V (or II) tst themets themet transition or tridge 012345 6 7 AB retransition ???? 8 4 5AB37 9 6I02 0892 37 BIAS4 6 B 78126 A 0943 S 6 2389 IS74BAO 5 1 27 8 04 6 3 A 9 B PI9 A 3 4802B657R 956B0 48A72 7349 A 2 6 850BI A670159 B 83 24 3 ?? ?? 056 A 24187 40167B35 298 A 2 AB4 S 9i30768 RIT "Go on the harpsichord and play a 2, for me please!" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS!
STOP DOING MUSIC THEORY • SOUNDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • NO REAL-WORLD USE found for SPECIES COUNTERPOINT • Want to analyze music? We had a tool for that, it's called EARS "That sound is an F SHARP. Those two tones are a TRITONE. These sounds are a HALF DIMINISHED SUBDOMINANT FIRST INVERSION" statements dreamed up by the utterly | Deranged LOOK at this REAL MUSIC THEORY that REAL MUSIC THEORISTS are THEORIZING, with all the pianos and staff paper we built for them (This is REAL MUSIC THEORY by REAL MUSIC THEORISTS) Exposition Development Recapitulation 2na Themets) losing themets any or all themes develoged Introduction closing Coda themetii coptiona) tst lostionall. thetmes V (or II) tst themets themet transition or tridge 012345 6 7 AB retransition ???? 8 4 5AB37 9 6I02 0892 37 BIAS4 6 B 78126 A 0943 S 6 2389 IS74BAO 5 1 27 8 04 6 3 A 9 B PI9 A 3 4802B657R 956B0 48A72 7349 A 2 6 850BI A670159 B 83 24 3 ?? ?? 056 A 24187 40167B35 298 A 2 AB4 S 9i30768 RIT "Go on the harpsichord and play a 2, for me please!" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS!

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Stop Installing Updates

STOP INSTALLING UPDATES •Computers were not meant to get "bua fixes" •YEARS of COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than WHATEVER CAME PRE-INSTALLED wanted to install "security patches" for a laugh? we had a tool for that: Jt was called Buy A WHOLE NEw COMPUTER • "A software update is required to use this startup disk. " the update, ty again or select another startup 'An An error occurred installing disk" -Error messags dreamed up by the utterly Deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED ME FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
STOP INSTALLING UPDATES •Computers were not meant to get "bua fixes" •YEARS of COMPUTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for anything other than WHATEVER CAME PRE-INSTALLED wanted to install "security patches" for a laugh? we had a tool for that: Jt was called Buy A WHOLE NEw COMPUTER • "A software update is required to use this startup disk. " the update, ty again or select another startup 'An An error occurred installing disk" -Error messags dreamed up by the utterly Deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED ME FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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Stop Doing Python

STOP DOING PYTHON WHITESPACE WAS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ANYTHING YEARS of new versions and still NO FASTER than COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS Wanted to have code be readable? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMMENTS" pip pep pypy pypi scipy "from datetime import datetime" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Python Developers have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time with the computers and interpreters we built for them ingetart) Ce tal wythin tros tarnado.concarrent inport future det async fetchanual tert ttesitent AsyncTTACientO ytuture- Puture) teteh future - mtts,cliert, fetenlura) def onfetehte) future.setreult(r.resit0.ody teteh future.adone calibace(onfeten) return uture yth 4 The talining paapn t D rti ???? ??????? ?????????????????? "hello I would like %f apples please" % 2.0000001 They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING PYTHON WHITESPACE WAS NOT MEANT TO MEAN ANYTHING YEARS of new versions and still NO FASTER than COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS Wanted to have code be readable? We had a tool for that: it was called "COMMENTS" pip pep pypy pypi scipy "from datetime import datetime" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Python Developers have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time with the computers and interpreters we built for them ingetart) Ce tal wythin tros tarnado.concarrent inport future det async fetchanual tert ttesitent AsyncTTACientO ytuture- Puture) teteh future - mtts,cliert, fetenlura) def onfetehte) future.setreult(r.resit0.ody teteh future.adone calibace(onfeten) return uture yth 4 The talining paapn t D rti ???? ??????? ?????????????????? "hello I would like %f apples please" % 2.0000001 They have played us for absolute fools

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Stop Doing Java

rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools
rwrapper tartup(1); STOP DOING JAVA • MAIN CODE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PARENT CLASS • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet NO REAL WORLD USE FOUND for ANDROID APPS DEVELOPMENT Wanted a complicated code anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BRAINFUCK" "Yes, run this program inside a VM. Please run Intellij IDEA in this feature phone" - Statements dreamed by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Java programmers have been demading your Respect for all this time, with all the codes and ĮVM we built for them (THIS IS A REAL JAVA PROGRAMS, MADE BY REAL JAVA PROGRAMMERS) class A import java.io. IOException; public void nethodA() Systen.out.printingsethod of class A"); MINECRAFT public class ToncatEmbedded { private static final String EPTY = class extends a public vold methods(){ System.out.printin("sethod of Class ) public static void main(String... args) throws Exception ( File baseFolder = new File(Systen.getProperty("user.dir")); File appsFolder new File(baseFolder, child: "apps"); class C extends AL public void nethodc() Tomcat tomcat = new Toncat (); tomcat. setBaseDir(baseFolder.getAbsolutePath()); System.out.printin("nethod of Class C"): tomcat. setPort(8888); lass D extends A public vold ethodD( Systen.out.printin"ethod of class D). tomcat.gethost().setAppBase(appsFolder.getAbsolutePath()): // Call the connector to create the default connector. tomcat.getConnector(): class Inheritnct public static void main(String args[]) tomcat. addwebapp(EMPTY, doclase: ","); Wrapper w - tomcat. addServlet(EMPTY, servtetame "hello", new Helloservlet()); I obji - new B): C obj2- ne C(); D objs - neu D() HALL classes can access the method of class 4 wrapper.s wrapper.addMapping "/"); tomcat. startl); tomcat.getServer().await(); ???? ???????? ??????????? package fibsandlies: import java.util.Map: import java.util.Hashap public class Pibcal culator extends Fibonacci iepl enents Cal cul at or { private static Map<Int eger, Integer> nenoized - new Hashlapo); "Hello, I would like public static void maini Stringll args) { senoized.put(1. 1): memoized.put( 2, 1): Systen. out . println(fibonacci(12)): apples please" public static int fibonacci(int fibIndex) ( if (memoized.containskey( fibIndex)) return seoized.get(fibIndex); el se { int ansver = fibonacci(fibIndex - 1) + fibonacci(fibInder - 2): emoized. put (fibIndex. ansver): return anser: They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math
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Stop Doing IPv6

STOP DOING IPV6 • ADDRESSES WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE LETTERS IN THEM YEARS OF WORK yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going bigger than 10.0.0.0/8 Wanted more hosts than that for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NAT" • 'Yes please connect to 2001:500:2f::f. Just ping ff02::1%eth0' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what networking tech have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the routers & switches we built for them (This is REAL network, done by REAL networkers): 128-bits beyond root Cn con Dual-Stack 128-bits root PLAT DNS64/NAT64 464XLAT vlan 10 - vn-segment 101010 Dual-Stack Vian 10-> vn-segment 101010 Cellular network 48-bits Extended Space nterface nve1 Source-interface loopbacko NOSI member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 nterface mel S source-interface loopbacko member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 IPV6-anly distribution & IPv6 Space 32-bits root access 24-bits root VXLAN Flexible IP Address Space Pv4 Space S Dual-Stack CPE CLAT CLAT Corparate network Dual-Stack o oim paddress 1.1.1.3 group-list 224.0.0.04 bidir Residential network width of tree of routes ???? ???????? ?????????????????? Mosie Device Host "Hello I would like to connect() Addresss Doera People ID Ccmpu Storage They have played us for absolute fools
STOP DOING IPV6 • ADDRESSES WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE LETTERS IN THEM YEARS OF WORK yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going bigger than 10.0.0.0/8 Wanted more hosts than that for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "NAT" • 'Yes please connect to 2001:500:2f::f. Just ping ff02::1%eth0' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what networking tech have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the routers & switches we built for them (This is REAL network, done by REAL networkers): 128-bits beyond root Cn con Dual-Stack 128-bits root PLAT DNS64/NAT64 464XLAT vlan 10 - vn-segment 101010 Dual-Stack Vian 10-> vn-segment 101010 Cellular network 48-bits Extended Space nterface nve1 Source-interface loopbacko NOSI member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 nterface mel S source-interface loopbacko member vni 101010 mcast-group 228.9.10.11 IPV6-anly distribution & IPv6 Space 32-bits root access 24-bits root VXLAN Flexible IP Address Space Pv4 Space S Dual-Stack CPE CLAT CLAT Corparate network Dual-Stack o oim paddress 1.1.1.3 group-list 224.0.0.04 bidir Residential network width of tree of routes ???? ???????? ?????????????????? Mosie Device Host "Hello I would like to connect() Addresss Doera People ID Ccmpu Storage They have played us for absolute fools

Stop Doing Math
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