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Lol this happened to me once except it was in a strip club (one of the "classier" more expensive ones with uber hot girls btw. And backstory, l'd been doing strip club game a lot and got really good at it following old-school textbook mystery method stuff. So it wasn't a pay-for-play thing, the girl wanted me to f--- her outside of the strip club no money involved). So I denied her request, she was visibly disappointed from it. I could tell she told the other girls in the back of the place afterward because the whole rest of the night I'm getting attention from like every single girl there including the waitresses (who were actually even hotter than most of the dancers). I got a whole bunch of numbers that night and ended up dating one of the bartenders there for a while. Esp for dancers who encounter sexually desperate guys all day, showing that restraint is unbelievably powerful. It's something they never see. The moral of the story is be the 1 in 10000 guy who isn't desperate for sex and doesn't need anything, enjoys their company but is fine without it too. Reply

Lol this happened to me once except it was in a strip club (one of the "classier" more expensive ones with uber hot girls btw. And backstory, l'd been doing strip club game a lot and got really good at it following old-school textbook mystery method stuff. So it wasn't a pay-for-play thing, the girl wanted me to f--- her outside of the strip club no money involved). So I denied her request, she was visibly disappointed from it. I could tell she told the other girls in the back of the place afterward because the whole rest of the night I'm getting attention from like every single girl there including the waitresses (who were actually even hotter than most of the dancers). I got a whole bunch of numbers that night and ended up dating one of the bartenders there for a while. Esp for dancers who encounter sexually desperate guys all day, showing that restraint is unbelievably powerful. It's something they never see. The moral of the story is be the 1 in 10000 guy who isn't desperate for sex and doesn't need anything, enjoys their company but is fine without it too. Reply

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ll Verizon LTE 7:11 AM 58% I was eating at a restaurant, and as I looked outside I saw a homeless girl staring at me, I invited her to my table with social distancing and we enjoyed our meals we ordered together. When asked for the bill, they sent it $0 with "You did well, now it's our turn." KARMA IS REAL 2:16 PM · 9/24/21 Twitter for iPhone 1,373 Retweets 11.5K Likes

ll Verizon LTE 7:11 AM 58% I was eating at a restaurant, and as I looked outside I saw a homeless girl staring at me, I invited her to my table with social distancing and we enjoyed our meals we ordered together. When asked for the bill, they sent it $0 with "You did well, now it's our turn." KARMA IS REAL 2:16 PM · 9/24/21 Twitter for iPhone 1,373 Retweets 11.5K Likes

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on 1d · O Golden words from my 7 year old at bedtime today. 'Mummy, do you know Success is like an Iceberg.' I ask, 'What do you mean?' He goes, 'All you see is the surface, but you don't see the hard work, sacrifice, dedication, disappointment and failures underneath it.' I am sure I heard it in a leadership course a long time ago, but still chuffed with this sweet reminder

on 1d · O Golden words from my 7 year old at bedtime today. 'Mummy, do you know Success is like an Iceberg.' I ask, 'What do you mean?' He goes, 'All you see is the surface, but you don't see the hard work, sacrifice, dedication, disappointment and failures underneath it.' I am sure I heard it in a leadership course a long time ago, but still chuffed with this sweet reminder

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... Jace's bedroom door NOTI CE!! This Plac e is Politicaly incoffect WE SaY merry aristmas one nation nder gad! we salute ourfla 9e give thanks toourtrooPs IF THIS OFfends gou LEAVE!! 1 Comment

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Aly or @al I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa your child is at register 10". I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.

Aly or @al I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear "Alyssa your child is at register 10". I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.

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Sep 15 · ... 2d My dog is weird. One time he stacked them. Today he lined them up. Now the dog has a pattern

Sep 15 · ... 2d My dog is weird. One time he stacked them. Today he lined them up. Now the dog has a pattern

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+ Sabrina:: + @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bad area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up

+ Sabrina:: + @sabribsarts My dad used to live in a really bad area growing up surrounded by a lot of gangs and he told me that there was this kind, openly gay boy that used to tutor all these gang leaders for free. And one day a homophobe insulted him and five gangs found out and went to go beat him up

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Emma K, aged 6, said it best. What is Love? By Emma K. Age 6 Love is when you're of missing some your teeth but you're not afraid te smi le because yau Know your friends will still love you even though is missing some of you

Emma K, aged 6, said it best. What is Love? By Emma K. Age 6 Love is when you're of missing some your teeth but you're not afraid te smi le because yau Know your friends will still love you even though is missing some of you

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Chad Move from a 5-Year-Old

My Five year old cousin got suspended for 4 days from kidergarten, because he punched a kid in the face. And why did he punch that kid? Because that kid called an African American girl ugly because of her skin color. After my cousin punched him the teacher asked why. He said, "No Girl is Ugly. All of them are beautiful like Cinderella." You are not on 9GAG.COM

My Five year old cousin got suspended for 4 days from kidergarten, because he punched a kid in the face. And why did he punch that kid? Because that kid called an African American girl ugly because of her skin color. After my cousin punched him the teacher asked why. He said, "No Girl is Ugly. All of them are beautiful like Cinderella." You are not on 9GAG.COM

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Fountain Pen

I had a meeting with one of my clients recently. They have a new CFO that I was to meet to discuss a consulting contract. During our meeting the CFO, in front of 4 others at the table, asked why I was using an expensive Fountain Pen (Pilot 823) to take notes, when a $1.00 ball point does the same thing. I asked her why she drives an expensive German Car (Audi) when a used Toyota does the same thing? She nodded and smiled, everyone else chuckled, and I got the contract.

I had a meeting with one of my clients recently. They have a new CFO that I was to meet to discuss a consulting contract. During our meeting the CFO, in front of 4 others at the table, asked why I was using an expensive Fountain Pen (Pilot 823) to take notes, when a $1.00 ball point does the same thing. I asked her why she drives an expensive German Car (Audi) when a used Toyota does the same thing? She nodded and smiled, everyone else chuckled, and I got the contract.

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Future Prime Minister

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Labour voters, were standing there, so I asked her, if you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'l'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed. "Wow.. what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and l'll pay you £50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the £50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the £50?' I said, 'Welcome to the Conservative Party.' Her parents still aren't speaking to me. 109 13 Comments • 31 Shares Like Comment Share

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, Labour voters, were standing there, so I asked her, if you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'l'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed. "Wow.. what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and l'll pay you £50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the £50 to use toward food and a new house.' She thought that over for a few seconds, and then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the £50?' I said, 'Welcome to the Conservative Party.' Her parents still aren't speaking to me. 109 13 Comments • 31 Shares Like Comment Share

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I Mean, It's Walmart, so It's Not Impossible

I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at walmart. bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like I'M GONNA BUY IT! BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT W-- ARE YOU DOING

I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at walmart. bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like I'M GONNA BUY IT! BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT W-- ARE YOU DOING

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A Qualified Professor

Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and "effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue. I have a PhD and wrote my entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs"

Someone asked my professor the difference between "affect" and "effect" and he said, "Honestly I have no clue. I have a PhD and wrote my entire dissertation without using either word. Just try and avoid it at all costs"

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Tell Me Why

Here's a quick story So when I was in a grocery store and someone behind me said "Tell me why" and I said "Ain't nothing but a heartache" and then we just busted out into the song "I want it that way" and when we were done we got a huge round of applause That's something you don't see everyday 凸 26 日2

Here's a quick story So when I was in a grocery store and someone behind me said "Tell me why" and I said "Ain't nothing but a heartache" and then we just busted out into the song "I want it that way" and when we were done we got a huge round of applause That's something you don't see everyday 凸 26 日2

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McNuggets

When I'm 7th grade the McDonald's fan fell on me and I let the manager convince me to accept a lifetime of free McNuggets instead of suing them

When I'm 7th grade the McDonald's fan fell on me and I let the manager convince me to accept a lifetime of free McNuggets instead of suing them

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Another Proud Parent

39 minutes ago • After going to play airsoft on a date my eldest daughter (18) came to me upset that the boy wasn't talking to her anymore. After a little digging it was because she knew how to stack on a door, pie a room, understood fields of fire, hit what she was shooting at, knew how to work all the "guns" (apparently they are all fairly realistic and similar to the real thing), and the marines that were there (a couple guys who went to high school with them and graduated a year or two ago) wanted her on their team because she was better. Apparently all this made her a psycho. I never thoughtI would have to comfort a daughter by telling her: "If he can't properly clear a building he probably isn't man enough to be your boyfriend. Its better to find out he us an insecure child on date two than after months." 8O 185 58 Comments

39 minutes ago • After going to play airsoft on a date my eldest daughter (18) came to me upset that the boy wasn't talking to her anymore. After a little digging it was because she knew how to stack on a door, pie a room, understood fields of fire, hit what she was shooting at, knew how to work all the "guns" (apparently they are all fairly realistic and similar to the real thing), and the marines that were there (a couple guys who went to high school with them and graduated a year or two ago) wanted her on their team because she was better. Apparently all this made her a psycho. I never thoughtI would have to comfort a daughter by telling her: "If he can't properly clear a building he probably isn't man enough to be your boyfriend. Its better to find out he us an insecure child on date two than after months." 8O 185 58 Comments

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Salt Jesus

THIS YOUNG MAN WAS PRAYING BEFORE HIS MEAL WHEN A GROUP OF LIBERAL ATHEISTS MOCKED HIM, CHANTING "PROVE YOUR GOD IS REAL!" IT WAS THEN HIS SALT SHAKER FELL AND THE IMAGE OF CHRIST THE SAVIOR APPEARED. THE GROUP OF NONBELIEVERS FELL TO THEIR KNEES AND PRAYED FOR FORGIVENESS. WE SERVE AN AWESOME GOD! AMEN!!!

THIS YOUNG MAN WAS PRAYING BEFORE HIS MEAL WHEN A GROUP OF LIBERAL ATHEISTS MOCKED HIM, CHANTING "PROVE YOUR GOD IS REAL!" IT WAS THEN HIS SALT SHAKER FELL AND THE IMAGE OF CHRIST THE SAVIOR APPEARED. THE GROUP OF NONBELIEVERS FELL TO THEIR KNEES AND PRAYED FOR FORGIVENESS. WE SERVE AN AWESOME GOD! AMEN!!!

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The Biggest Muscles

I kid you not, the nurse who did my second jab just said that I have the biggest arm muscles they've seen in here since they started doing this. 9:12 · 29 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android

I kid you not, the nurse who did my second jab just said that I have the biggest arm muscles they've seen in here since they started doing this. 9:12 · 29 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android

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