Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Chad in puss
![CHAD IN BOOTS AWESOME CAPE AND HAT FIRST APPEARED IN A SHREK SEQUEL ALREADY MARRIED NEVER CRIED IN HIS F------ LIFE (WELL, PROBABLY ALMOST?) HAS SHARP CLAWS LIKE A TRUE FELINE NOTHING CRINGEY WEILDS A SWORD FOR FIGHTING PURRFECT 3D WHISKERS STICK OUT MADE BY THE ONE AND CHADLY DREAMWORKS CUTE "EYES" SCENE COOL BADASS COLOR PALETTE STRONG NEVER GOES TO HIGH SCHOOL HEROIC](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/523/021/56e.png)
![CHAD IN BOOTS AWESOME CAPE AND HAT FIRST APPEARED IN A SHREK SEQUEL ALREADY MARRIED NEVER CRIED IN HIS F------ LIFE (WELL, PROBABLY ALMOST?) HAS SHARP CLAWS LIKE A TRUE FELINE NOTHING CRINGEY WEILDS A SWORD FOR FIGHTING PURRFECT 3D WHISKERS STICK OUT MADE BY THE ONE AND CHADLY DREAMWORKS CUTE "EYES" SCENE COOL BADASS COLOR PALETTE STRONG NEVER GOES TO HIGH SCHOOL HEROIC](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/523/021/56e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
the virgin guardian vs the chad cloudstrider
![the virgin guardian the chad cloud strider](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/522/365/3d1.jpg)
![the virgin guardian the chad cloud strider](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/522/365/3d1.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Late 2010s to 2020s lego vs Late 2000s to 2010s lego
!['The Virgin Late 2010s to 2020s LEGO Focuses on licenced themes Relies on mainstream trends and brand recognition for promotion Lifeless commercials without tension and soul Boring corporate website thats hard to navigate THE CHAD Late 2000s to 2010s LEGO All SECESS Focuses on original themes 442 Creates comics flash games and original animations for promotion Awesome iconic commercials narrated by David Bateson Colorful and easy to navigate website that includes lore and flashgames](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/515/823/de2.jpeg)
!['The Virgin Late 2010s to 2020s LEGO Focuses on licenced themes Relies on mainstream trends and brand recognition for promotion Lifeless commercials without tension and soul Boring corporate website thats hard to navigate THE CHAD Late 2000s to 2010s LEGO All SECESS Focuses on original themes 442 Creates comics flash games and original animations for promotion Awesome iconic commercials narrated by David Bateson Colorful and easy to navigate website that includes lore and flashgames](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/515/823/de2.jpeg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Karnov and the Chad Zangief
![This might reference the Capcom vs Data East lawsuit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/514/520/e96.png)
![This might reference the Capcom vs Data East lawsuit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/514/520/e96.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Adolf vs Adolf
!["The Virgin Adolf Hitler Corporal that takes credit for the success of others Died hiding in a bunker Has his likeness immortalized In s----- 30s black and white photos THE CHAD Adolf Gustav PROT General and Military genius that shaped modern warfare Died while leading a cavalry charge Has his likeness immortalized In beautiful and colorful flemish paintings](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/512/370/6dc.jpg)
!["The Virgin Adolf Hitler Corporal that takes credit for the success of others Died hiding in a bunker Has his likeness immortalized In s----- 30s black and white photos THE CHAD Adolf Gustav PROT General and Military genius that shaped modern warfare Died while leading a cavalry charge Has his likeness immortalized In beautiful and colorful flemish paintings](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/512/370/6dc.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Modern vs. old backrooms
![THE VIRGIN MODERN BACKROOMS Not even isolation horror anymore lol Tries to be unique, entities end up looking like children's drawings Dumb entities that aren't scary 10 billion unmemorable levels that no one cares about Wiki is garbage "Groups" THE CHAD BACKROOMS NO VIRCIN PLUMP CLAYMATION ENTITIES COMPLETELY ISOLATED "Joke levels" damn I'd like to know who laughed Only good modern adaptation is The Complex r/LiminalSpaces and r/Backrooms consists of some kids elementary school hallway MYSTERIOUS - NO STUPID UNMEMORABLE LEVELS IS THERE AN ENTITY? IS THERE NOT? THE FEELING THAT SOMETHINGC IS WATCHING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/509/442/74e.png)
![THE VIRGIN MODERN BACKROOMS Not even isolation horror anymore lol Tries to be unique, entities end up looking like children's drawings Dumb entities that aren't scary 10 billion unmemorable levels that no one cares about Wiki is garbage "Groups" THE CHAD BACKROOMS NO VIRCIN PLUMP CLAYMATION ENTITIES COMPLETELY ISOLATED "Joke levels" damn I'd like to know who laughed Only good modern adaptation is The Complex r/LiminalSpaces and r/Backrooms consists of some kids elementary school hallway MYSTERIOUS - NO STUPID UNMEMORABLE LEVELS IS THERE AN ENTITY? IS THERE NOT? THE FEELING THAT SOMETHINGC IS WATCHING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/509/442/74e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Batman vs. The Chad Gary Plauche
![The Virgin Batman Doesn't kill The Joker because "He'll become just like him and have a thirst for blood." Only needs prep to take out other superheroes, uses cheap underhanded tactics. Scared of guns. Risks the life of his adopted son as a sidekick. Is a superhero, but does a horrible job a taking care of Gotham, Terry does a better job. Killed a sex offender. Chad Gary Is a good father. So good with a gun, his wife offered to drive him to the airport. Protected his son. BwE BEE EDE 380 RETURNED CONS A real life hero.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/493/994/8a4.png)
![The Virgin Batman Doesn't kill The Joker because "He'll become just like him and have a thirst for blood." Only needs prep to take out other superheroes, uses cheap underhanded tactics. Scared of guns. Risks the life of his adopted son as a sidekick. Is a superhero, but does a horrible job a taking care of Gotham, Terry does a better job. Killed a sex offender. Chad Gary Is a good father. So good with a gun, his wife offered to drive him to the airport. Protected his son. BwE BEE EDE 380 RETURNED CONS A real life hero.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/493/994/8a4.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Isabelle vs Chad Wilson
![Virgin Isabelle Dumb looking haircut Not even fully voice acted, just makes dumb noises More useless than a ant O A furry. Ew Is in a garbage videogame franchise (literally Stardew Valley is a million times better) Weak flesh body Dates a greedy goblin racoon guy No cool protagonist that is partnered up with Was made in a multi-billion dollar lab Chad Wilson Is in a amazing franchise that pioneered the fps genre Fully voice acted Cool and strong metallic robot body Literally a fully sentient robot (he even burps!) Is partnered up with a cool protagonist Opens security doors that has good loot BAZAART](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/492/641/86f.jpeg)
![Virgin Isabelle Dumb looking haircut Not even fully voice acted, just makes dumb noises More useless than a ant O A furry. Ew Is in a garbage videogame franchise (literally Stardew Valley is a million times better) Weak flesh body Dates a greedy goblin racoon guy No cool protagonist that is partnered up with Was made in a multi-billion dollar lab Chad Wilson Is in a amazing franchise that pioneered the fps genre Fully voice acted Cool and strong metallic robot body Literally a fully sentient robot (he even burps!) Is partnered up with a cool protagonist Opens security doors that has good loot BAZAART](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/492/641/86f.jpeg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Bruce Lee vs Chad Doomslayer
![Virgin Bruce Lee Hated by his own masters Wears a banana looking suit 350D Didn't save humanity Karen like haircut A manlet Ip man stopped teaching him Humiliated by Brad Pitt in Once Upon in Hollywood Only uses numb-chucks Chad DoomSlayer Wears a cool looking combat armor Has a arsenal of deadly weapons known to man in his pocket Has a wardrobe of armor Lives in a awesome fortress in space Saved humanity from a demon invasion from mars He is even in a Tony Hawk game once Wipes his ass with Ultrakill and Cruelty Squad A 6' 8" giant](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/492/640/253.jpeg)
![Virgin Bruce Lee Hated by his own masters Wears a banana looking suit 350D Didn't save humanity Karen like haircut A manlet Ip man stopped teaching him Humiliated by Brad Pitt in Once Upon in Hollywood Only uses numb-chucks Chad DoomSlayer Wears a cool looking combat armor Has a arsenal of deadly weapons known to man in his pocket Has a wardrobe of armor Lives in a awesome fortress in space Saved humanity from a demon invasion from mars He is even in a Tony Hawk game once Wipes his ass with Ultrakill and Cruelty Squad A 6' 8" giant](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/492/640/253.jpeg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Rooster Teeth VS Chad Death Battle
![Every month something else f----- up comes out about them RO Constantly screws over their hard working employees Nobody wants their dumbass subscription. And if they do it's just for RWBY or Death Battle Milks the absolute f--- out of RvB and RWBY Has been on a steady decline for a few years now P----- off the Ben 10 fan base and turned it into a shirt Literally no serious allegations or controversies YT Membership so you don't have to support their s----- company overlords The last remnant of ScrewAttack (which was always better than RT tbh) C ✓ Voice Actors and Animators have nothing but praise for them Actually pays attention to their fans](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/476/367/31a.jpg)
![Every month something else f----- up comes out about them RO Constantly screws over their hard working employees Nobody wants their dumbass subscription. And if they do it's just for RWBY or Death Battle Milks the absolute f--- out of RvB and RWBY Has been on a steady decline for a few years now P----- off the Ben 10 fan base and turned it into a shirt Literally no serious allegations or controversies YT Membership so you don't have to support their s----- company overlords The last remnant of ScrewAttack (which was always better than RT tbh) C ✓ Voice Actors and Animators have nothing but praise for them Actually pays attention to their fans](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/476/367/31a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Copy of virgin-full-res-vs-chad-thumbnail4 (1).jpg.png
![Virgin full resolution Cucked by file size limits Uploaded as PNG to preserve quality, gets compressed to JPG anyway > 1666817039006915m.jpg Phonefags only save the scaled version 3.14MB Only surviving copy is a phone screenshot with an ifunny watermark Gets lost forever, nobody notices or cares MA C](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/469/070/c9e.png)
![Virgin full resolution Cucked by file size limits Uploaded as PNG to preserve quality, gets compressed to JPG anyway > 1666817039006915m.jpg Phonefags only save the scaled version 3.14MB Only surviving copy is a phone screenshot with an ifunny watermark Gets lost forever, nobody notices or cares MA C](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/469/070/c9e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Obi-Wan vs Andor
![imperials forget they have TIE fighters claustrophobic sets forgot how to Jedi nostalgia bait Tatooine again VIRGIN STAR WARS OBI-WAN ΚΕΝΟΒΙ cheap looking comical villains 6 episodes in season dumb puts Luke in danger ww jedi babysitter can't catch a kid music not found lazy writing lightsaber bouncess off a stormtrooper meets attractive women cool Bryar Pistol the music rocks just like this jacket Grand Theft Andor dark and serious natural sets CHAD STAR WARS ANDOR clever writing cinematic quality smart intimidating villains 12 episodes in season imperials actually have brains AR complicated politics great CGI & beautiful Coruscant great dialogue every single character matters](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/464/058/920.jpg)
![imperials forget they have TIE fighters claustrophobic sets forgot how to Jedi nostalgia bait Tatooine again VIRGIN STAR WARS OBI-WAN ΚΕΝΟΒΙ cheap looking comical villains 6 episodes in season dumb puts Luke in danger ww jedi babysitter can't catch a kid music not found lazy writing lightsaber bouncess off a stormtrooper meets attractive women cool Bryar Pistol the music rocks just like this jacket Grand Theft Andor dark and serious natural sets CHAD STAR WARS ANDOR clever writing cinematic quality smart intimidating villains 12 episodes in season imperials actually have brains AR complicated politics great CGI & beautiful Coruscant great dialogue every single character matters](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/464/058/920.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Infinite vs Chad Mephiles
![Virginfinite Needs to hide his face because he can't get any bitches Needs to superglue a deviantART Chaos Emerald to his chest to have any power Theme song so edgy it could puncture steel Army of fanboys who are too ignorant to realize Infinite is a caricature of people who think they are hard Dorky pointy boots Entire plotline essentially revolves around him being mad because he got beat up Someone's furry wolf OC From the worst Sonic game Chad Mephiles His face is literally the stuff of Infinite's nightmares Can warp all 7 f------ chaos emeralds to his location at will Theme song doesn't even need lyrics to get it's point across Strikes fear into both in- game characters and players alike Doesn't even have feet and can still walk (how cool is that?) Could have merged with Iblis at literally any time but spent most of the game trying to drive people apart and causing emotional trauma because he thought it would be funny Takes the form of others to get into their head From the best Sonic game](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/446/681/486.png)
![Virginfinite Needs to hide his face because he can't get any bitches Needs to superglue a deviantART Chaos Emerald to his chest to have any power Theme song so edgy it could puncture steel Army of fanboys who are too ignorant to realize Infinite is a caricature of people who think they are hard Dorky pointy boots Entire plotline essentially revolves around him being mad because he got beat up Someone's furry wolf OC From the worst Sonic game Chad Mephiles His face is literally the stuff of Infinite's nightmares Can warp all 7 f------ chaos emeralds to his location at will Theme song doesn't even need lyrics to get it's point across Strikes fear into both in- game characters and players alike Doesn't even have feet and can still walk (how cool is that?) Could have merged with Iblis at literally any time but spent most of the game trying to drive people apart and causing emotional trauma because he thought it would be funny Takes the form of others to get into their head From the best Sonic game](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/446/681/486.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Ultrakill vs Cruelty Squad
![Costs 18$ Seemingly "better doom" The Virgin Ultrakill "BLOOD IS FUEL" sounds like a edgy rock band Has a sandbox mode which makes it a tad bit not s--- Oversatured by GD and osu sweats Game has barely any plot Soundtrack is 99% drum beats, boring Ę The Chad Cruelty Squad Made by Consumer Softproducts, a very underrated developer Made by new blood interactive who also made faith, but nothing interesting besides that Retarded combat mechanics which rely purely on dodging and hitting projectiles on time Retarded community making p--- out of a f------ robot Costs 19$, but comes with it's tremendous soundtrack Wipes it's ass with doom "YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS" sounds like a dark inspirational quote Isn't oversatured by anything, unless you bring up the soundtrack Has an amazing yet reasonably simple plot Can be beaten in 1 hour but has shittons of replay value Takes PSX graphics to a whole new level Soundtrack is pure earcandy, all of it was composed with nothing but Windows Music Editor Combat mechanics dont give you much freedom, combat relies purely on your own reaction time and skill, no dodging or parrying b-------, just shoot or die Unbiased community consisting of sigma males and testosterone blood chads](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/439/757/d41.png)
![Costs 18$ Seemingly "better doom" The Virgin Ultrakill "BLOOD IS FUEL" sounds like a edgy rock band Has a sandbox mode which makes it a tad bit not s--- Oversatured by GD and osu sweats Game has barely any plot Soundtrack is 99% drum beats, boring Ę The Chad Cruelty Squad Made by Consumer Softproducts, a very underrated developer Made by new blood interactive who also made faith, but nothing interesting besides that Retarded combat mechanics which rely purely on dodging and hitting projectiles on time Retarded community making p--- out of a f------ robot Costs 19$, but comes with it's tremendous soundtrack Wipes it's ass with doom "YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS" sounds like a dark inspirational quote Isn't oversatured by anything, unless you bring up the soundtrack Has an amazing yet reasonably simple plot Can be beaten in 1 hour but has shittons of replay value Takes PSX graphics to a whole new level Soundtrack is pure earcandy, all of it was composed with nothing but Windows Music Editor Combat mechanics dont give you much freedom, combat relies purely on your own reaction time and skill, no dodging or parrying b-------, just shoot or die Unbiased community consisting of sigma males and testosterone blood chads](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/439/757/d41.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Serious Shirley Slander Startles Silly Sods
![As you can see, I have drawn my god as a Chad and Kaijin's god as a virgin which means that my religion is better than Kaijin's religion.
The context of the points is scattered across multiple forum threads, but the main ongoing shitshow <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/63080-i-have-created-a-new-religion-come-and-join-my-cult">can be found here.</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/432/092/732.png)
![As you can see, I have drawn my god as a Chad and Kaijin's god as a virgin which means that my religion is better than Kaijin's religion.
The context of the points is scattered across multiple forum threads, but the main ongoing shitshow <a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/63080-i-have-created-a-new-religion-come-and-join-my-cult">can be found here.</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/432/092/732.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Nerd vs The Chad Gang Leader
![The Virgin Nerd Hides behind trash cans Dad is also a virgin loser who hides behind trash cans Everyone picks on him Can't fight battles without relying on guns and explosives His most overpowered weapons break Blows up a classroon after trying to duplicate a bottle rocket Gets kicked out of his own team when someone better comes along The Chad Gang Leader Runs a f------ gang that populates most of his town Acts tough but is a good guy to the core Fights with knives and swords like a badass Kicks out the nerd taking up space in the party for being too weak Has a bunch of exp before entering the party so he's super strong Not afraid to beat the s--- out of a kid His parents dying didn't make him a p----, only made him stronger](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/428/985/09d.jpg)
![The Virgin Nerd Hides behind trash cans Dad is also a virgin loser who hides behind trash cans Everyone picks on him Can't fight battles without relying on guns and explosives His most overpowered weapons break Blows up a classroon after trying to duplicate a bottle rocket Gets kicked out of his own team when someone better comes along The Chad Gang Leader Runs a f------ gang that populates most of his town Acts tough but is a good guy to the core Fights with knives and swords like a badass Kicks out the nerd taking up space in the party for being too weak Has a bunch of exp before entering the party so he's super strong Not afraid to beat the s--- out of a kid His parents dying didn't make him a p----, only made him stronger](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/428/985/09d.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad