EDP445 Claims To Have Kidney Failure And A Month To Live Before Going Unhinged On Twitter

EDP445, a die-hard Eagles fan and sports lolcow, has had a controversial battle finding a footing on social media since multiple pedophilia allegations were lodged against him in recent years. A Twitter account created in September claiming to be EDP has been one of the few accounts he's apparently been able to keep unbanned since the accusations went viral back in 2021.

Recently on this account (as well as a TikTok account also claiming to be him), it was stated by EDP that he was diagnosed by a doctor with stage 5 kidney failure, with his life expectancy purportedly estimated at roughly less than a month to live.

I have stage 5 kidney failure, doctors are saying I have less than a month until total shut down. It’s been a ride

— EDP445 (@DatEDP445) January 2, 2023

The news of this self-reported diagnosis was expectedly received harshly online, with many outspoken critics celebrating the news as their disdain for EDP started to flood social media in recent weeks — some notably through memes.

I will never celebrate the death of a man, but it's crazy how much I dont care. Check out this mean Gulag Clutch on warzone tho pic.twitter.com/wpCUAk5XLV

— 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 (𝒮𝒾𝓇𝑒) (@RexDeAurum) January 3, 2023

EDP has kidney failure??? pic.twitter.com/acnqxydtXq

— Lightskinsavior👹👺👻👽👾🤖 (@Lightskinsavio1) December 20, 2022

“EDP has stage 5 Kidney failure” pic.twitter.com/wPSwv0M7Ti

— FriskBlade346 🏳️‍🌈 (@blade346) January 2, 2023

Just saw why EDP445 is trending pic.twitter.com/AkDXirvFES

— Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) December 20, 2022

After seeing the responses he was receiving and getting the supposed one-month life expectancy news from the doctor, the Twitter account released a statement to those online and then began to get increasingly out-of-pocket with its tweets — at times tweeting about the pedophilia allegations, admitting that he did not have good intentions when trying to meet with a "15-year-old," and at other times trying to start beef with Keemstar by saying that he would turn himself into prison if he got 10,000 retweets.

My response to getting diagnosed with stage 5 kidney failure.. pic.twitter.com/ve4t2tDKKF

— EDP445 (@DatEDP445) December 23, 2022

I wanna fuck Keemstar up before I die

— EDP445 (@DatEDP445) January 2, 2023

10k retweets and I’ll check myself into prison

— EDP445 (@DatEDP445) January 4, 2023

This viral news alongside his seemingly bizarre response and tweets has led many online to become skeptical of his diagnosis, with some even questioning whether he's really doing this all for attention or sympathy.

Ngl I would not be surprised if edp is faking the kidney failure stuff for a bit of attention

— idk! (@altjackettt) January 3, 2023

It's currently unconfirmed that the diagnosis is true aside from various posts and the viral video of EDP discussing it, as well as the complete authenticity of the Twitter account that's been posting unhinged tweets recently. Because of this, some are also curious if it's a parody account or not — though it seems difficult given the recent photos and videos shared on it of EDP himself.

this gotta be a parody account

— Ant 🐜 (@lukazbetta) January 4, 2023