Right In Front Of My Salad Gets Porn Sequel

From the perspective of media studies, pornography is a one-of-a-kind magical realm where film, television, video games, and anything else the mind can dream of can be parodied into a sex-filled extravaganza with a threadbare relationship to the source material. While some porn is very serious or artistic in nature, much of the porn that gets mocked online seems to play up the camp factor with knowing winks to the audience, which why we have memes like Lemon Stealing Whores and porn films like Meme Lover. So when a gay porn film hit the mainstream on the strength of one brilliant ad-libbed line of disgust, the porn industry did what it was bound to do: release an over-the-top parody cashing in on its success.

Right In Front Of My Salad is a brilliant line taken from Men.com's Private Lessons 3.Here’s the set-up: a man invites a young chef over to his house for a private cooking lesson. The two end up getting it on while standing behind a kitchen counter. As things start to heat up, the first man’s wife enters and the husband, without pausing, says the young man has come to prepare a salad for her. After a moment of obliviousness that seems to defy all logic but that of porn, the woman realizes that her husband and his chef are both naked and having sex right in front of her. Seething in anger, she cries:

Are you two fucking? Right in front of my salad?

The quote became a brilliant meme over the summer, as people began inserting "Right in front of my salad" into any situation where they felt indignant. Men.com, aware of their viral success, did the rational thing and created a sequel, unsubtly titled Right In Front Of My Salad Again.

Not unlike Bring It On Again, the 2004 direct-to-video sequel to the American teen comedy film Bring It On, Right In Front Of My Salad Again offers everything you want in a sequel. This time, the film opens with our heroine crafting a salad for herself.

Content with the salad she's created, she sets off to enjoy it, when suddenly…

No! It can’t be happening again! But alas, love is a vicious cycle we are doomed to repeat for the rest of eternity, and her husband is once again getting it on with a man right in front of her salad. She storms out, naturally upset, while her husband, mid-coitus, lets out “oh, shit.” How could he do it again? With the door open? In their house? Right in front of her salad? One assumes he then continued to have sex in front of her salad.

The relevant clip is on YouTube with the naughty bits edited out, though the sex noises make it not entirely SFW. And while the sequel doesn't quite capture the unscripted magic of the original, one wonders how the man will have sex right in front of her salad in future sequels such as Right In Front Of My Salad 3: Salad In Space and Right In Front Of My Salad 4: A Good Day To Have Sex In Front Of My Salad.