The Full Version Of 'Planet Of The Bass' Just Dropped, And It's Out Of This World

We were promised and Kyle Gordon delivered: The full version of his viral "Planet of the Bass" Eurodance song is out together with a new music video, and countless people online are saying it's unironically great.

The full music video, very fittingly filmed in Bratislava, Slovakia, was released on YouTube yesterday.

In the video, Audrey Trullinger as Ms. Biljana Electronica gets loaded from a computer onto an alien ship by aliens, singing and dancing with them in a silver bodysuit for a little while before making a crucial choice to become a human and turn into her familiar version.

Meanwhile, Kyle Gordon as DJ Crazy Times is performing somewhere in Bratislava before getting beamed onto the ship. There's also an obligatory phone call.

The full song builds up on the original premise of parodying the entire Eurodance genre, while also remaining a Eurodance banger.

The lines "if you want parties to be making, have some noise" and "take your heart into a unicorn" are just two examples of the amazing 1990s lyricism.

Judging by the early impressions overall, it appears to many that this is the best release fulfilling everything that was promised since Baldur's Gate 3.

Since the release, the social media meme engine has been churning out memes non-stop.

At one point in the video, DJ Crazy Times looks up as he's about to be abducted by aliens, and we refuse to believe that wasn't a reference.

"Masterful," "he pulled it off" and "that was a project designed to make people fall in love with the blonde chick" were some of the viral reactions to the video shared by users on X.

Meanwhile, Kyle Gordon is now saying that a full album will follow on November 10th. Brace for the Eurodance winter, everyone.