If you already had evening plans, wash them away: it's time for you to watch the premiere of _Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" The third film in this acclaimed American past time has more cameos than you can shake a shark at, and probably also several chainsaws.

In the latest update from the soap opera saga of Donald Trump's presidential campaign, a Twitter account purportedly belonging to the recently escaped Mexican druglord El Chapo tweeted a vulgar insult at Trump, to which he responded with a frightened call to the FBI.

The embattled interim CEO has resigned after a week of ceaseless criticism and harsh, targeted harassment.

Federal and state agents showed up at 6:30 am this morning to search for child pornography on devices belonging to Subway's famously skinny spokesperson. The Internet responded with many new meanings for "footlong."

Massive s**tstorms of uncertainty still loom large over the Eurozone following the Greeks' vote against austerity reforms as laid out by the EU banks for more bailout loans.