In the latest update from the soap opera saga of Donald Trump's presidential campaign, a Twitter account purportedly belonging to the recently escaped Mexican druglord El Chapo tweeted a vulgar insult at Trump, to which he responded with a frightened call to the FBI.

The embattled interim CEO has resigned after a week of ceaseless criticism and harsh, targeted harassment.

Federal and state agents showed up at 6:30 am this morning to search for child pornography on devices belonging to Subway's famously skinny spokesperson. The Internet responded with many new meanings for "footlong."

Massive s**tstorms of uncertainty still loom large over the Eurozone following the Greeks' vote against austerity reforms as laid out by the EU banks for more bailout loans.

After the coordinator of Reddit's Ask Me Anything subreddit, Victoria Taylor, was suddenly fired, the site's moderators began privatizing their subreddits in protest, effectively blacking out most content for the site.