From the testimonies of people with a coveted Bluesky invite, the site functions exactly like Twitter, minus the Elon, which is a big plus over floundering competitors Mastodon and Hive.

Twitter deleted the offending tweet by notorious conservative Twitter user Jake Shields but also began to throttle screenshots of the tweet posted by journalists.

After removing all legacy verified checkmarks on April 20th, Elon Musk reinstated the blue tick on accounts that have since come out and vehemently denied buying the service.

Many have opined that "verification" is essentially worthless under Twitter's new "pay-for-verification" policy.

Developed by Noisestorm himself, this offspring of 2018's hottest meme finally answers the question: "What if I was a crab with an arsenal of highly customizable weapons and could jump really high and dash and do explosions and stuff?"