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Popeye The Sailor Man - I am what I am

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ROPETE Popeye ance lifted the earth in ene of the Fleipcher shorts He dos paddled an iland thet both he and Olive Oyl With a laus, he pulled the Grand Canyan tegether jut ta he coald reech Bluto on the ather side -He hneched comet that would have destroyed the earth into tinybit He punched Bluto se hard, Blute hit the fal moon, which wa bleun apart o thet anly aescent we left He pulled the moon claper to earth Ne pulled the world' (entinentl bach together egain with only α laase. He bnoched Blute so hard, Bluto brabe threagh the time tream and deaged into an infont He hnoched Biute so bard, he destreged the ceastelletions and altered the night shy He lanaed the an and pulled it up just so the maring weuld come quicher He Hew the un out libe e eundle so he ewald get pome private time with Olive Oyl -In an episede spoefing Eroda where he played Hoses, he got tired of waiting for Ged and parted the Red Sea himseld He becomer maiter of any discipline after taking apinech. He led atwenty man band, brilliant cientit, and a master magician .Papeye once ete an entire field of inach te repel α Mertian Inveien. threw it lie a fribee, and made it rlcochet off the entire Mertian invasion Beet libe a pin ball beam, After all the Martian ship, σα1hed, the ensuing explasien spelled the weed Bluto war ipeeding away in a racecar in an attempt to bidnap Olive Oyl harran and ron past (en numerem oceanemi), α speeding leesmetive te ue Olive Oyl, who we" tiedtothe trachルfrom being ran over. On one occarian, rather than antying her, he panched the peeding train and turned it inde apipe organ Popeye singlehandedly laid trac fer peeding train and punched through mountaini be mehe tunnelferthォtrainsthat it could 9ettoit's destination near the coal mines Papege has leaped inte the air and paunched out fighter jets in mid flight Popeye can fly We afighter jet by pinning hi pipe Wbe a prapelor and iticbing out hir arm lie wingih When peeosthred, Pepeye can ae his pipe as a jet engine prepelling himelf threugh the air t mach speedi, re-entry and falls from ub-orbital beight Papege bas panched fast enough te defiedt hundreds ef reands ef machine gun fire at clese range with is bare fist Popeye hat chewed ap iteel beam and pit themetal eut ar bullett, pail, and riveti n numeraur cesions bes panched peaple and On one occesien Popeye war attacbed by aGient Octapun Pepeye panched the octepas and tarned it iete a Herry-Go-Reand During WWl, Popeye punched out a fleet of German bettleship 100 Nazi seldiers, Pepeye ale panched through the guefire of 0 Nasi fighter jetl, in mid air, and punched the planes te plinters that formed a fenee end imprisoned the piloty ar they landed with their parochute He aie got a medal ef honar from Eisenhowen Can fir bjecd jut by leahing at them (Once he made abrbe word whale agan jut by holding and leobieg at it) Panchesmeving train (tewing&cars) se hard it aumples inte apile of parts -During pepege once eut all the ight in hir hametown for abomb raid in s matter of secondr en enraged Gient King Kong-enqe each onewing their ea eye, and mouth(hear no evil, ee no evil, pe ne evil) respectively. Papeye punched eat agient Maby Dicb-eique perm whale and held it in one hand lihe abehy as it ww dared. Popeye once punched a mountain into a hill beraupeit wa bioching his view Papege ance lifted up and bedyslammed the 40 steey building Olive Oyl' apartment wa in so that her leor wa at street level and he eould meve her piane in. Pepepe ance walked a tight r--- while carrying a refrigerater, a wadrabe, α bethtub,e baby in . baby eerriege, Olive Oil, and Wimpy (e tin,. burger). Popeye ance panched through uper hypnonis wiion from a Pesion Magician, then panched the gay and hie flying carpet turning them into e basaar with ruge far pale While in Old Runie, Popee punched thraugh hypnesi wisien and pells eat by Resputin then Papege praceded to panch Raiputin throush the Kremlin which formed a jail aroand Resputin Papeye anee punched through megik apell balt art et him by a Genie Blute had ued to grant hm three wihe Papeye then punched out Bluto and panched the enie beck inte the lamp before tesing the lemp inte the herizan Popeye suraived haing e battle ship dropped on him by Bluto -Protect.. battleship from being ㎜h by having a dogfight with α fleet ef fighter planes. (he did this by sing his pipe띠.propeller) Papeye arvived being phot point bianb in the face with acannonball by Pirate Blacbbeard Pepeye survived being ran ever ond peint blanhcannan fire from α Sherman tent' and then praceded to panch the tanb into an aven and waler beater, Egypt Pepeye ance Punched . Nummy into bedsheets hanging from a dathesline (there wa no diethreline before tbe panch). Pepeye has punched aligaters, dinepaurs, and mad bull inte fall ets ef leatherluggage Pepeye has punched a Non into a leapard shin fur coat (and ne, that't not a type, he punched a lien into leapard sin He hes juggled planet "Pepeye .lumberjachchepped dewn . whole state fullafredwood trees with his bere fits. Popeye ance jumped up and punched the man in the moon in the eye after OliveOyl nubbed him for Blute and the mean wa laughing at hir misertune -Tahing 'Pinach renders him immune to megia Blte ance tried to tun him into σ frog, but e panched the pel bech at Biuts, Alse Zeas tried to sap Papege with a Nghtning balt, but Papege punched it bach at him, thur defesting Zeur by frying him. He bailt7 Battleship from seratch in seconds Popeye can resaurect himjelf from the dead with spinach His nephewy force fed some to his lifeles body. which geeup proceeded be beat tho erepeat ef Bluth -Grabbed abunch of lightning bolty from midair, Punched them, and threw them inte sea. They drowned. Was shot in the bach of the head by a bandita, The bullet heunced off and rediredted and hit the bandite, Papee we naware He car -Popeye co resist mind cantr after eating spinach An evil hypnotist hypBatined Popeye into thinking he "hiche Pepeye ate some pinach, amapped oat of it, nd then counter hypnetised the hypneelst ite thinking he wet, baby, Papege resisted being wiped out of exstence by ananimater, His pipe ww fed spinach Papeye willed himelf bach, and then he beat up the animaten, Which bringi meto Popeye can break the 4th wall. A real bey in the movie audience threw ame spinech inle the sreen te Pepeye, Papeye gat ap and hit Blute se hard Blute way bneched inte the real werld le luperboy Prime'1 not the onlg ane punching heles in reality

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kirbman

kirbman

Aug 19, 2015 at 09:01AM EDT

Now I wanna see what they can do with Popeye in Death Battle.

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Pumpkin Patch

Pumpkin Patch

Aug 21, 2015 at 08:37PM EDT

Your move, Chuck Norris!

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