Notes:

This comic is somehow still going and somehow has managed to get even worse than before.
Most of these things make zero sense by any standard. They are not funny, they rarely make any real point, and the only thing they manage to convey is how little self awareness the author has. And that they barely have even the most rudimentary concept of how human thought or interaction works.
And no… it is not satire or trolling. They've made money on this.

I'll let you all figure out this particular comic.