>Play Offline…. alone.
Fuck, that is too relevant for me right now.

I half expected the video to have some sort of fourth option to pop up like in the Smash announcement. Something along the lines of, "Play Melee instead, if you choose this path, prepare to learn more advanced techniques, risk getting into flame wars, and get four stocked" or "Play Splatoon, if you choose this path you will be subjected to thousands of memes, newscasts you can't skip, and lose about half of your Splatfests" or something along those lines.