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Anonymous Fri Feb 19 17:09:22 2016 No. 62708090 File: 5 KB, 220x220, GovernmentPlates.jpg [Show reposts] Image search: [google] [iqdb] Quoted by: >>62708128 >>62710679 >>62714854 *glass breaks* CA EXEMPT DEATH
Ok, stories thread >be me >kissless virgin, almost a wizard >I work at McDonalds there's this qt never really spoke to her one day she's talking with this chad about a party and almost everyone is invited >I'm looking at them, but I wasn't really minding their business she starts looking at me probably she felt uneasy and thought that it was rude to talk about the party without inviting me >"H-hey anon, do you want to come?" >she invited me because of her pity but whatever I accept ff to the party everyone is drunk af me too >she is f------ rich the house is f------ full of acquariums and s--- she is drunk too starts talking to me first, than obv flirting idk if she was just f------ around f--- it, I take her to the bedroom there is a huge bed and a f------ aquarium there is only a shark w--? to drunk to mind it we start kissing on the bed >the shark is looking at us feel uneasy but yolo the shark starts hitting the acquarium with its nose >she is naked, it is too late to give a f--- >the glass cracks f--- >she screams "f--- it will come out of the acquarium!" it hits the glass another time she screams "OH S--- GLASS BREAKS* "THERE'S A F------ SHARK IN HERE*
File: 44 KB, 448x492, image.jpg [Show reposts] Image search: [google] [iqdb] Anonymous Sun Nov 23 06:00:10 2014 No. 51612336 [Reply] [Original] Quoted by: >>51612376 >>51612604 >>51612748 NE JUST AFTER DOWNLOADING GOVERNMENT PLATES HODED glass breaks 33333333333333333333333333333333333333 :33 Anonymous Sun Nov 23 06:00:39 2014 No. 51612341 Quoted by:>>51612388 THERES A F------ DOG IN HERE Malcolmx-wing !4upeeexzKc Sun Nov 23 06:01:02 2014 No. 51612345 Anonymous Sun Nov 23 06:03:08 2014 No. 51612363 WHO THE HECK TOOK MY NIGHTLIGHT Anonymous Sun Nov 23 06:05:05 2014 No. 51612376 Quoted by:>51612451 >>OP average death grips fan Anonymous Sun Nov 23 06:05:29 2014 No. 51612381 File: 16 KB, 265x308, 1409980203173.jpg [Show reposts] Image search: [google] [iqdb] oh god i cant breath TRIGGERED
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Uploaded Mar 14, 2016 at 03:10PM EDT

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