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Video Game Boss Thinking He Should Get Big Glowing Weak Spot On Back Checked Out NEWS IN BRIEF March 23, 2016 VOL 52 ISSUE 11 Health Science & Technology Video Games MOST POPULAR SEE ALL Video Game Boss Thinking He Should Get IBig Glowing Weak Spot On Back Checked Out National Security Experts 'TSIS Are F------ Assholes Primary Voting Sees Near-Record Turnout Hundreds Of Cuban Refugees Clinging To Air Force One On Flight Back To U.S Report: Leading Cause Of Death Still Venturing Beyond The Pines STAGE 6-Saying the slightly raised, throbbing red patch of skin has been bothering him for quite some time, local video game boss Overlord told reporters Wednesday he was thinking he should get the big glowing weak spot on his back checked out. "Iwas hoping the spot would eventually just go away, but recently it started flashing white when anything touches it," said Overlord, adding that whenever the radiant area is aggravated, he becomes paralyzed for several seconds, during which time he cannot retract his segmented limbs or move the projectile-spitting skull-faces at the end of his appendages. "I thought trying to move up and down in a fixed cycle would help, but it turns out that just makes it worse. If it doesn't go away in a couple days, I'm definitely going to the doctor. I'm getting worried about how often I vomit armor-plated slugs." Overlord added that his habit of staying inside a dark, musty cave made of bones all day probably wasn't doing his health any favors, either

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