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Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/video-game-boss-thinking-he-should-get-big-glowing-52606 Any games where the bosses' weak spot aren't that obvious?

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"They really try to sell Kay as some underdog, but she just does the normal heroic stuff every protagonist do. Why promote the idea she is not a super-hero just to have her gun down a room full of Stormtrooper? I am not against videogame characters doing the usual videogame stuff, but don't try to sell her as some meek commoner if you are going to survive a laser blaster to the face. You want your power fantasy while pretending you have a deep, complex character and end up with neither."
WHEN A GAME HAS A BUNCH OF STATUS EFFECTS AND DEBUFFS THAT YOU CAN USE: MAKE THIS ENEMY USELESS WITH ALL THESE STATUS EFFECTS! OOHHH AZULCRESCENT BUT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO USE *ANY* OF IT ON THE BOSSES IMMUNE! THEY WON'T WORK ON BOSSES THO! THEN WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THE GAME IF I CAN'T USE THEM ON THE MOST IMPORTANT ENEMIES????
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contra spirits, contra iii, the alien war, final boss, brain, jagger froid, emperor demon, gyaba, gava, official translation please

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