The only thing danker than my memes is my soul.

This is me. Literally me. No other description can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This description could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this description is about me. This is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this is not me is beyond me. If you compare me and this description, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this description every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically tell every time I look at myself in the mirror. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this description is to me, it’s almost like they knew me since I was born. When I first saw this description, I think it was an Illuminati's work.