"Zenyatta is like…… cinnamon roll"
That's obvious, robots are always cute cinnamon rolls!

As someone in the same position, that sounds about right, but also add
-Heroes Never Die
-Bastion will always be Player of the Game
-If that's not the case, Torbjorn will get it for doing literally nothing
-A Planet of the Apes scenario happened somewhere or something
-Birdie decided to take a break from Street Fighter V to participate in this game