Suddenly, I can hear a Ronaldo's screams of joy in the distance…

See, I like to imagine that the Illuminati, Freemasons, Bilderberg group, etc., all function on the bottom level as basically labour unions and guilds. So, like, if you're an animator you'll go to a meeting of your Illuminati Local 635 or whatever, and it'll probably have some shitty vegetable trays and water coffee for the catering, and you'll have to sit through some discussions about turf negotiations with the lizard people, and every so often you'll get together for a softball game with the Freemasons as a bonding session. It's all just really mundane and boring – punch-clock secret society stuff. Because how else do you run the shit-tier parts of the New World Order?