Overwatch - Bird Switch

Archimedes: "I will invade your innards."
Bastion: [shocked beep]
Archimedes: "Why? Because I want to be inside you."
Bastion: [blushed but confused boop]

Ganymede: "I will make you my slave."
Medic: "This bird talks?! Fascinating!"
Ganymede: "Obey me, human!"
Medic: "Hah! You can manipulate your robotic host with mere chirping, but it has no effect on me!"