Overwatch - The End of D.Vangelion

As someone who hasn't seen Evangelion, this is my interpretation.

1st & 2nd: D.Va finally found out that Doritos aren't a healthy food and used her last nutrients to witness her error.

3rd: Junkrat found out D.Va's fanart and is now paranoic to seeing them everywhere.

4th: Mei ordered a 10 year supply of Doritos while drunk while Mercy and Pharah are surprised they fitted inside Winston's room.

5th: 76 is watching cock fight/horse race and his chicken/horse he bet on is losing the last money he used on bets and plasma ammunition.

6th: Tracer discovered that, after all, she isn't the cavalry.

7th: Mercy won a McDonalds brand chess set and is really excited about the pawns.

8th: D.Va ate the last happy meal in existence. Junkrat, seeing this, falls in paranoia again, knowing the imp will always fuck him up.

And I guess brand recognition went so far, that McDonalds has its own forest.

This is… This is nice. I… This is the end. O-ok…

Where exactly am I?!

Um… Oh, here's the song. Oh, good.

Um, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys. H-how do I get home? Ah, What do I eat? W-was Hana my mom, or… a clone… or…

Hell, was this all in my mind?

Wh-what's with Overwatch? Is that sort of a… Freduian thing? Er, um… Am I real? Oh, hell… does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but… um… Oh, god – Where's home?
Ok, ok, I musn't blink away, I musn't blink away. I got that. Good. Ok. Now, if I were to blink away, let's analyze that: Where the FUCK would I go!?! I'm on a big, orange ball!!!

Ah, is this how you end the round? I mean, is this 'where we go from here?' Ok, the rematch better sure as HELL make up for this, I'm tellin' ya right now – 'cause I'm stuck in nowhereland.

Ya ran outta bandwidth too, didn't you, ya bastards.