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Stage 1: Frantic arm-waving and gesticulating Mamma mia! Whata isa goinga ona? Italia Fortia! Stage 2: Elaborate Military Posturing Disa soma Italiano merda yuo in-a! RO Stage 3: Ineffective Combat Operations Il Duce aliv in-a Italia! Remova Rosbifa! I don't think that's a very good idea m8 B..bene pointa... Stage 4: Change Sides C..Churchilla aliv in Inglesa! Remova Boscha!

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Military Strategies of the World Part I: Italy


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Found this as "Meme where Italy doesn't suck for once". I never thought I'd say this, but thanks a lot, Reddit. Thanks for remembering that there are other wars other than WW2
Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna
tmw there are actual Austro-Hungarian nationalists roaming around on the Internet... Well, anyway, the soldier in the middle is feeding that Austrian """eagle""" to the Roman she-wolf that took care of Romolus and Remus... In case you didn't get the symbolism going on. And this is despite even the regular Roman Eagle mogs that monstrosity that the Austrians chose as their animal... Lmao get that skinny ugly black chicken outta here!
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Uploaded Jan 23, 2017 at 08:52PM EST

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