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1914 Hallo, Frankreich Hopefully zis time yuo vill be puttings upa fight, ja? Wunderbar Vonce again, je must turn mon baguettes into bayonets. I vill also be of requiring les allies 1915 If yuo of helpings moi, je vill give toi clay from Austria Hungary. Do oui have un agreement? That's-a-fantastic! Yuo've- a-got yourself-a-deal! YuroF Merci beaucoup! At ze end of ze war, je vill of givings toi ze green clay on ze map 1919 Zat iz un bon idea! There iz juzt one thing je must takings care of... YuroF France, I just had a brilliant idea Let's add this former Austro- Hungarian land into Yugoslavia What could go wrong? It iz regretable, but I cannot of givings yuo yuor reward Because je promised toi Austro-Hungarian clay. And as vuo of knowings, Austria-Hungary iz no longer here How iz it of possible to give toi clay from Austria- Hungary if it iz not of existings anymore? But-a-yuo-a-promised! Why-a-can't yuo-a-just give-a-me the clay? Harsh treaty, ja? I think ve vill make gut friends...

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WWI: Italy Joins the Allies


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Found this as "Meme where Italy doesn't suck for once". I never thought I'd say this, but thanks a lot, Reddit. Thanks for remembering that there are other wars other than WW2
Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna
tmw there are actual Austro-Hungarian nationalists roaming around on the Internet... Well, anyway, the soldier in the middle is feeding that Austrian """eagle""" to the Roman she-wolf that took care of Romolus and Remus... In case you didn't get the symbolism going on. And this is despite even the regular Roman Eagle mogs that monstrosity that the Austrians chose as their animal... Lmao get that skinny ugly black chicken outta here!
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Uploaded Jan 23, 2017 at 08:53PM EST

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