Notes:

Youmu: "Dammit! Had I known that I just have to cook all the time, I would've gotten a job in the restaurant business."
Sakuya: "Well, at least your boss doesn't act like a 5-year old brat."
Reisen: "You guys have it easy. I've been pumped to the brim with all kinds of drugs. I'd surely die if I had any alcohol."
Sakuya: "But that contains…"
SFX: BAM!

Sakuya: "Hey, you there!"
Youmu: "You've been strangely quiet for a while now…"
Ran: "Uhh… N-no complaints about m-my job. My mistress is very kind and fair. There's nothing I'd trade her for. Oh, and so very young, too! Not a day over seventeen!"
Sakuya & Youmu: "Suspicious…"