Star vs. the Forces of Evil - "I’m obsessed with starco ya know" by stefibentivegna

It's not the abs Star is starring at in this universe…

You wouldn't be able to do a lot of things in the show with genders reversed…

"You have to keep me away from girls… Wait a minute… Maria is a girl!"
"You'll need me soon enough, Maria, 'cause I've got your house keys!"
"Smell her butt. You'll thank me later."