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CAECILIUS EST PATER CAECILIUS IN TABLINO SCRIBIT CAECILIVS SVRGIT ET E TABERNA EXIT IVDEX: "QUID TV IN VRBE AGIS?" CAECILIVS: " EGO COTIDIE AD FORVM NEGOTIVM AGO EGO SVM MERCATOR." POPPAEA: "SENES AD THEATRYM AMBYLANT. IVVENES AD THEATRVM CONTENDVNT, OMNES POMPEIANI AD THEATRVM RVVNT. ACTORES IN THEATRO FABVLAM AGVNT." CAECILIYS: "NEMO ERAT IN VILLA NISI FELIX ET INFANS. PARVVs INFANS IN CYBICVLO DORMIEBAT SUBITO FYR PER LANYAM INTRAVIT. FVR TACITE ATRIVM CIRCVMSPECTAVIT. TACITE CVBICVLVM INTRAVIT, VBI INFANS ERAT. FELIX NIHIL AVDIVIT, QVOD INTENTE LABORABAT. FYR PARVVM INFANTEM E VILLA TACITE PORTABAT. SVBITO INFANS YAGIVIT FELIX, POSTQVAM CLAMOREM AVDIVIT, STATIM E TABLINO FESTINAVIT. "FVRCIFER!" CLAMAVIT FELIX IRATYS, ET FYREM FEROCITER PVLSAVIT. FELIX FYREM PAENE NECAVIT-ITA FELX PARVVM INFANTEM SERVAVIT "olim amicvs mevs ex vrbe discedebat. nox erat, sed Ivna plena lvcebat. amicvs per viam festinabat, vbi silva erat, et svbito centvrionem conspexit. amicvs mevs ce sa nihil dixit. tvm centvrio tvnicam deposvit. s svbito ecce: centvrio evanvit. ingens apparvit. amicvs mevs valde timebat. ingens Ivpvs vlvlavit et ad silvam festinavit. tvnica in via iacebat. amicvs tvnicam cavte inspexit. ecce! tvnica erat lapidea. tvm amicvs rem intellexit. lle centvrio erat versipellis." Regvlvs postqvam hvnc clamorem a signvm dedit. statim tres leones per portam rvervnt. tvba itervm sonvit. bestiarii arenam avdacissime intravervnt. leones tamern bestiarios non petivervnt. leones in arena ! tvm recv Pompeiani erant iratissimi, quod Regvlvs spectacvlvm ridicvlvm edebat. Pompeiani Regvlvm et Nvcerinos ex amphitheatro agitavervnt. Nvcerini per vias fvgiebant, quod valde timebant. Pompelani tamen ladios svos destrinxervnt et mvltos Nvcerinos interfecervnt. ecce! sangvis non in nos svmvs architecti optimi. nos vias et pontes vbiqve aedificamvs. vrbs Roma est maior qvam omnes aliae vrbes. postremo s imperivm maximvm dant. vos Graeci estis ignavi. vos nvmqvam laboratis. dei vobis sententiam explicavit, ivvenes Pompeiani deinde Alexander svTrexit. ivvenes Pompeiani tacvervnt et Alexandrvm intente spectavervnt. vos Romani estis miserandi. vos imperivm maximm habetis, sed vos estis imitatores. nos Graeci svmvs avctores. vos Graecos libros legitis, Graecos rhetores avditis. vos Romani estis ridicvli, qvod estis Graeciores qvam nos Graeci!" ivenes, postqvam Alexander sententiam svam explicavit, nvntiavit, "Alexander ar am wbes atra ad terram descendebat. iam cirus densissimvs incidebat plvrimi Pompeiani iam de vrbe sva desperabant. multi peribant. Clemens tamen non desperabat, sed obstinate villam petivit, qvod Caeclivm qvaerebat tandem ad villam pervenit sollicitvs rvinas spectavit. tota villa ardebat. Clemens frmum vbiqve vidit. per rvinas tamen fortiter contenditet domim mm sevvs tablinrm intravrit, vbi canis erat. Carbervs dominrm crstodiabat. Cascilims in tablino moibndvs iacabat. m dodit Cascilivs, postqvam vinvm bibit, sansim raspiravit. qvid accidit, domne?" rogavit Clemens. ego ad villam verd, mqvit Caecilivs. "Metallam non vidi, Qvatva, non star villa erat deserta, tvm ego ad tabliwm contendebam svbito terra tremvit et paries in me incidit tv es servs fidelis. abtl ego te ivbeo. de vita mea despero. Metella et Ovintvs periervnt. m'nc ego qvoqve vzn motihres." Clemens reevsavit. in tablino obstinate manebat. Caecilivs itervm clamavit Clemens, abil te ivbeo. fortasse Qvintvs svperfit. qraere vintvm! hvnc anvlm Qvinto da!" Caecilivs, postqvam domino triste valediit et e villa discessit Cerbers taman in villa mansit dominm fsta cvstodiabat

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1. Caecilus is the father
2. Caecilus writes in the study
3. Caecilus stands and leaves the store (when he sees the barber slice his client's neck)
4. Caecilus disputes a money issue with a judge
5. Poppaea sees how great the theater is and wishes she could go (she's a slave)
6. Caecilus tells his son how, when he was a baby, he almost was killed by a dog but his slave
rescued him and won his subsequent freedom.
7. Quintus throws a discus and almost hits an athlete in the head (earlier, he throws another discus
and breaks a statue's nose. what an a------!)
8. Regulus, a roman consul, judges a gladiatorial fight between a Nucerian and Pompeian. After his
controversial decision, the Pompeian and Nucerian citizens lose their collective s--- and start rioting
in the amphitheater. Think international football riots or Canadian hockey. This started the famous
Pompeian riot of 59 AD, where Emperor Nero said "cut the s---, we're banning you from gladiatorial
fights for 10 years."
9. Quintus talks some s--- at his friend Alexander about how Romans are better than Greeks in
every way. Alexander drops the classical-era mic on his ass when he points out how Romans have
copied several of the Greek's accomplishments to get where they were with the burn "You Romans
are more Greek than we Greeks!" Alexander presumably got every Greek p---- until his death.
10. Mount Vesuvius blows its top, leaving Pompeii in a cloud of ashes. After prolonging Caecilius from
the inevitable and serving him wine, Caecilius gives Clemens his freedom and tells him to flee.
Clemens does not want to leave him. Caecilius forces the issue, lamenting how he could not find
Metella (his wife) or Quintus (his son). Caecilius then dies, leaving Clemens to find the rest of the
family. Cerberus stays at his master's side until the dog's death.

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