>tfw the lord you've been praising all these years is actually a demonic childish goofball

Aku: who's your favorite dad!

DoA: (unison) you are!

Aku Cult woman: But- I'm your- I taught your-

Aku: aw shucks! How would you like ice cream eh?

Aku cultist woman: (pitifully) Kill foolish samurai?

Daughters: Me! Me-me!/I do!/Yay ice cream!/(names flavors)

Aku: Ah, I can't help myself. We're off To the Amusement park! Family fun for everyone!

Aku Worshipper: (being ignored)… ~Nyroñ