WE WUZ UNSPEAKABLE EVIL AND SHIZ NIBBA

Now i kind of want to do this for other cultural stereotypes:

"LONG AGO IN MOTHER RUSSIA. I, ZLO, SHAPESHIFT MASTER OF SOCIALISM, UNLEASHED GLORIOUS REVOLUTION ON CORRUPT BOURGEOISIE! BUT CAPITALIST WHITE GENERAL WIELDING FOREIGN WEAPON OPPOSED BOLSHEVIK. BEFORE PETROGRAD WAS TAKEN, WORKERS BUILT PORTAL THAT SEND HIM TO FUTURE WHERE COMMUNISM IS LAW. NOW, THE PIG SEEKS TO RETURN TO CIVIL WAR TO UNDO FUTURE THAT IS SOVIET UNION!"