politics MORDOR SECURITY THE NINE MANFLESH f CNN Mordor Geological Survey Says Rash of Recent Mt. Doom Volcanic Eruptions Nothing to be Alarmed About By The Lieutenant of Barad-dur Chief Emissary of Sauron (CNN) The Mordor Geological Survey is reminding orcs across Middle Earth that increasingly frequent eruptions from Mt. Doom, while breathtaking, are no cause for alarm. In fact, "We are just witnessing normal Middle Earth plate tectonic activity," says Mordor's Chief Geological scientist Dr. Gothmog. "There is absolutely no correlation between the increasing frequency of the eruptions and the steady progress of the missing hobbits from the Shire."

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politics MORDOR SECURITY THE NINE MANFLESH f CNN Mordor Geological Survey Says Rash of Recent Mt. Doom Volcanic Eruptions Nothing to be Alarmed About By The Lieutenant of Barad-dur Chief Emissary of Sauron (CNN) The Mordor Geological Survey is reminding orcs across Middle Earth that increasingly frequent eruptions from Mt. Doom, while breathtaking, are no cause for alarm. In fact, "We are just witnessing normal Middle Earth plate tectonic activity," says Mordor's Chief Geological scientist Dr. Gothmog. "There is absolutely no correlation between the increasing frequency of the eruptions and the steady progress of the missing hobbits from the Shire."

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