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60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her s--- for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this 臀.al s9%·9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The s were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong n case the wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her ex、"OMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "W-- is all that s---" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish.

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I'm so happy you managed to find the one situation in which you could bully a guy, steal his stuff, and get lauded as heroes for it. It's super great that the girl was able to avoid ever having to talk to her ex again by instead sending a bunch of large men to intimidate him into submission. Demanding somebody actually TALK to you to reclaim their possessions from you? Unforgivable. Victories and proportionate responses all around! Today is a victory! Let us all rally under the banner of 'he deserved it!'

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