When you are an ally of the Ottoman Empire to keep Russia away from India so you defend the Bosphorus strait from the russian invasion in two wars but then Germany starts building a huge fleet so they become your enemy cause their Tanganika colony prevents you from uniting Cairo and Capetown with a railway so you become friends with Russia and send australians to invade the Bosphorus strait you prevented the russians to take just two decades ago so you can send weapons to Russia so they can kill germans but then the aussies get killed so you send a gay lord to ute llrab tribesman to fight the ottomans and then you give them all the oil fields in return creating the most wealthy monarchy in the world that starts promoting their version of radical islam. Then Germany recovers so you declare war on them and help the soviets invade them and also promise India independence if they help but then you don't give it to them so you send a british agent to larp as a pakistan nationalist wich is a made up term and you create a new made up islamic country so India gets cut of the Persian oil but then the leader of Persia becomes too much of a commie so you make a coup and put a friendly dictator there making the Pakistan thing useless but they now have nuclear power cause China gave it to them to keep India at bay in the Himalaya and China is an ally of Russia, the nation you helped in the last two world wars but now have sponsored all anticolonial rebellions so at the end you don't even build that f------ railway cause you lose all your colonies and your precious fleet and even though Germany has been defeated two times they somehow recover again and make themselves the leader of the European Union so you vote brexit so europeans stop coming and you can accept more pakistanis that feel like home cause you already have a muslim mayor in your capital and althought you think they will intergrate cause they speak english they keep being muslims cause your wealthy as f--- arab made up monarchy pays for the construction of new mosques so you can finally become a colony of your made up country

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Also mods, when the hell are you going to get rid of the turok raptor entry already? One person doing it isn't a meme by any measurable stretch and all it did was stroke the manufactured and artificial bias of bigoted idiots here.
(obvious copy and pasting statements aside) the fact you can just suspend someone over a week but do jack about the blatant like brigading really shows how skewed your priorities are in all honesty.

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When you are an ally of the Ottoman Empire to keep Russia away from India so you defend the Bosphorus strait from the russian invasion in two wars but then Germany starts building a huge fleet so they become your enemy cause their Tanganika colony prevents you from uniting Cairo and Capetown with a railway so you become friends with Russia and send australians to invade the Bosphorus strait you prevented the russians to take just two decades ago so you can send weapons to Russia so they can kill germans but then the aussies get killed so you send a gay lord to ute llrab tribesman to fight the ottomans and then you give them all the oil fields in return creating the most wealthy monarchy in the world that starts promoting their version of radical islam. Then Germany recovers so you declare war on them and help the soviets invade them and also promise India independence if they help but then you don't give it to them so you send a british agent to larp as a pakistan nationalist wich is a made up term and you create a new made up islamic country so India gets cut of the Persian oil but then the leader of Persia becomes too much of a commie so you make a coup and put a friendly dictator there making the Pakistan thing useless but they now have nuclear power cause China gave it to them to keep India at bay in the Himalaya and China is an ally of Russia, the nation you helped in the last two world wars but now have sponsored all anticolonial rebellions so at the end you don't even build that f------ railway cause you lose all your colonies and your precious fleet and even though Germany has been defeated two times they somehow recover again and make themselves the leader of the European Union so you vote brexit so europeans stop coming and you can accept more pakistanis that feel like home cause you already have a muslim mayor in your capital and althought you think they will intergrate cause they speak english they keep being muslims cause your wealthy as f--- arab made up monarchy pays for the construction of new mosques so you can finally become a colony of your made up country

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