"I got my copy of Splatoon from an old man who was selling blank boxes with Switch games. When I got home an put the cart in, the game started with an inkling, blood coming out of her eyes, screaming DIE KILL DIE! I just assumed it was a glitch and kept playing. Later on I realized this cart has the soul of a dead child who loved Splatoon."

The creepy pastas write themselves.

"My long-lost brother!"