"Good lord, what is happening in there?!"

"The Barrier?"

"I- …THE BARRIER?! On the Surface above the Underground, this far away from Mt. Ebott, years after it's long since mysteriously disappeared, localized entirely within your kitchen?!"

"Yes!"

"…May I see it?"

"…No."

"Asriel! The house is on fire! Have you been taking cooking lessons from Undyne?!"

"No, mother, it's just the magical seal that trapped us all underground."

"Well, Asriel, you are an odd son, but I must say – You steam a good glam."

"Heeeelp! HEEEEELP!"

“You call hamburgers ‘steamed hams’ son?”
“Yeah dad, I picked it up from Snowdin…”
“Uh huh, from who?”
“Uhhhh…Sans the Skeleton?”
“Really? Well I’ve met Sans, and I’ve never heard him say the phrase ‘steamed hams’…”
“Did I say Sans, I meant Papyrus.”
“I see…”