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An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card & won a $27000 car. The medialnews asked him to re-enact the scratch card moment so he bought another card & won another $250,000 jackpot. saaisheayshanta28 clarknokent elionking ahighlyunctioningfangirl God is trying to apologize Oh s---, my bad bruh" He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes Devil: "Welcome to hell Phil!" Bill: what, hell ??? Who's Phil?? Devil "uhhh, aren't you Phil Morgan? Today's your day kid"D Bill. nol No my name is Bill, I'm Billll'm dead??" Dev正ohhhhh give me a sec"dials heaven*

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the call
Devil: Hey, uhhh God, we got a situation down here.
God: What is it Satan, your pitchfork got lodged into Hitler again ?
Devil: No, we have one of "those" moments down here.
God: oh…OH…DEAR ME! Ok, stick him in the service elevator and i'll get Azrael.
Devil: Fine by me, but where is Phil anyway?
God: Sitting down in some restaurant in New York.
Devil: Ok, gonna poison his food, make it look like an accident. Sending Bill up now
God: Got it, Oh did you managed to solve Station's Charade gesture yet?
Devil: No, like what is Station trying to act out? anyways bye now.
hangs up*

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