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Hey Siri, why don't my relationships work out? This is Alexa.

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Universal Helthcare pfff... that's for hippies and commies

doc, it hurts when i touch my shoulder then don't touch it that'll be $60 beaux-knows American healthcare system be like tubacondom I f------ hate this uuddlrlrba-start definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system doc, it hurts when i touch my shoulder ying then don't touch it that'll be $6000 there, I fixed it big-gay-bird More like doc, it hurts when i touch my shoulder You're making hat up to get painkillers that'll be $6000 still femoids you're forgetting doc, it hurts when i touch my shoulder You're making hat up to get painkillers that'l be $6000 but we still raised by 560% Source: cliffordmemes77 77,353 notes

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