Not too long ago, in a nearby land,
I, CalArts, the uninspired master of blandness, unleashed an unspeakable animation style!
But.. a foolish underpaid animator wielding a magic pen step forth to oppose me.
pen drawing noises
Before the final frame was drawn, I cancelled the new season of his cartoon, and flung him into Cartoon Network, WHERE MY BEAN FACE IS LAW!
Now the fool seeks to restore creative cartoons, and undo the future that is CalArts!

Ya know the funny thing is that Gennedy is in fact a CalArts alum.