And then the mass of indistinguishable horse-meat pipes up with "Fine, if you don't like it, we will compensate you with FIVE BUCKS OF IN-GAME CURRENCY, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT". At which point those two will realize they're going to need bigger clubs.

One bit on the comic's page caught my eye:

I am starting to believe Bethesda may be bankrupt and 76 was a desperate attempt to gather any kind of money to keep afloat. (emphasis mine)

All I can say is, FUCKING PLEASE.